* Posts by abs

7 posts • joined 10 Jan 2008

Indian app that deleted Chinese apps from Androids deleted from Play Store

abs
Pint

Re: the common denominator in all of those disputes.

Glad that they took action. El Reg is my go to place for tech news ever since I discovered the BOFH is hosted here. Or should I say that the BOFH allowed them to host him here.

Cheers to the team!

P.S. I know it's a lot to ask, but any chance of getting a cup of tea icon? A few pints of apple juice can be a bit much on a night out. Especially if you've had a smoke ;)

abs

Re: the common denominator in all of those disputes.

I feel that your post incites hatred and gives ammunition to those who discriminate. Hope that The Register do something about it.

Record-breaking Aussie boffins send 44.2 terabits a second screaming down 75km of fiber from single chip

abs

I think I know what my next lock down movie will be...

Dark Helmet: "What have I done? My brains are going into my feet!"

Neo4j has this great IDE-a: How about we stuff all our graph workspace, database, algorithms and visualisation wizardry in one place?

abs

The sub heading gave me a very much needed chuckle.

Beans anybody?

I'm worried that my neighbours may lodge a noise complaint with all the fart sounds I've been making. I have to air out the room before switching on / off the lights in case my methane gets ignited.

World's smallest violin to be played for opportunistic sellers banned from eBay and Amazon for price gouging

abs
Paris Hilton

Re: Two moderate breasts

So does that make the price of thighs $ 55378008?

On a side note, does anyone remember an old Tomorrows World episode where Carol V. is holding up a calculator with a similar value? I'm sure I didn't imagine it. Then again that's possible.

Microsoft set to milk mobile Messenger mavens?

abs
Alert

Not happened (yet) on my windows mobile smartphone

This hasn't come up on my Windows Mobile 6 Smartphone (Standard Edition).

Has anyone seen this on a Windows Mobile 5 or 6 smartphone?

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