* Posts by Phil Kingston

669 posts • joined 10 Jan 2008


Tech's Volkswagen moment? Trend Micro accused of cheating Microsoft driver QA by detecting test suite

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Re: Petty or Pedant?

"Duck take is called this because it is made with a cloth (duck) backing."

If only you'd typed tape correctly

Papa don't breach: Contracts, personal info on Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, others swiped in celeb law firm 'hack'

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They're fecked then

We beg, implore and beseech thee. Stop reusing the same damn password everywhere

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Re: In other news....

You've probably exceeded the policy's remembered password count, so can just cycle it back round to Password1! again and you're golden.

Three things in life are certain: Death, taxes, and cloud-based IoT gear bricked by vendors. Looking at you, Belkin

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Re: Returns?

They're insisting on a receipt though.

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Why would they insist on returning them? Pure spite? They got a plan for them? Or worried about falling foul of some environmental disposal law directly caused by their own bricking fuckwittery?

Bad news: Cognizant hit by ransomware gang. Worse: It's Maze, which leaks victims' data online after non-payment

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They are never going to financially recover from this

So how do the coronavirus smartphone tracking apps actually work and should you download one to help?

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Re: Crooks will use this to play on people's worries

>My phone would simply be sending daily amber and red warnings for the contacts I'd have.

That would be the point

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Re: Good for data-less phone plans

Curious.... why do you not use cellular data?

Australian state will install home surveillance hardware to make sure if you're in virus isolation, you stay there

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Re: Only one sneeze away...

As an extra step towards that, we're also using police drones here in WA to disperse "crowds". Equipped with lights, sirens and a PA this is a scary path to go down. As someone commented, "we shouldn't think for a minute that the police will pack up their new shiny toys when all this is over".

Microsoft staff giggle beneath the weight of a 52,000-person Reply-All email storm

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Re: Read Receipt

Read receipts really get my goat. That and "High Priority" flags. Thanks, but *I'll* decide if it's High Priority for me.

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Time to mention their own NoReplyAll Outlook Add-on I guess.

But yes, I'd be mashing that ReplyAll button too.

Stuck at home? Need something to keep busy with? Microsoft has 115 ideas – including an awful SMBv3 security hole to worry about

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>offerings from the multimedia giant are all free of major security flaws this month

Some way to go yet

Morrisons puts non-essential tech changes on ice as panic-stricken shoppers strip stores

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Re: "throughput of goods is in excess of the usual Christmas peak"

You've obviously not seen the state of the stores in Australia then. They've been stripped bare of various items (bog roll, flour, beans, noodles) with fights, people raiding pallets as they're delivered and all sorts of other bizarre behaviour.

You'll get your money – when this bank has upgraded Windows 7... or bought extended support

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Re: Just a question

Reminds me of the guy who had repeated issues with his local ATM so duct-taped a fish to it in order to make a technician attend. Less destruction, same result.

Bloodhound gang handles the pan again to get back to Hakskeenpan

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So they're ripping out the jet and putting a rocket in? Not an engineer, but that strikes me as a substantial piece of work. And to be honest I don't think the public are as excited about shiny things going fast as they used to be.

Our 'solution is killing us in a number of areas' IBM said about doomed £175m Co-Op Insurance project

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Oh no no no no no

Never thought we'd write this headline: Under Siege Steven Seagal is not Above The Law, must fork out $314,000 after boosting crypto-coin biz

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>resides in Moscow, will make two separate payments of $157,000

Something tells me they're going to have send Chuck Norris over to actually extract those payments.

Firefox now defaults to DNS-over-HTTPS for US netizens and some are dischuffed about this

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So what....

do Cloudflare get out of this? I mean they have to be monetising it somehow. Is aggregated browsing data valuable enough to advertisers for it to be worth Cloudflare providing the service?

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

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Re: No winners here except the banks

and lawyers. lawyers are always winners

Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday

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Almost worth wishing she'd get corona-quarantined.

Mi first! Latest Xiaomi flagship storms DxOMark rankings with quartet of powerful cameras

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Re: tat bazaar

It's probably quicker to list the things Xiaomi *don't* make. That's what's being referred to. Author maybe got out more than you realise.

Netgear's routerlogin.com HTTPS cert snafu now has a live proof of concept

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Black Helicopters

Re: OpenWRT

>And I don't allow admin connections from the WAN

You think you don't, but the spooks are in there.

Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork

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Re: Not to blame the victims but...

And offering 15% per month via Facebook takes balls.

Tens of millions of biz Dell PCs smacked by privilege-escalation bug in bundled troubleshooting tool

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Re: Remind me again:

Small operations won't have the IT skills/resources/cash/desire to bother with de-bloating lappies before handing them out.

Who's got the WD-40? Owners of Motorola's rebooted Razr whinge about creaky hinge

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Re: I have no idea.

It's only silly while it's 1st-gen.

The smart folk are waiting for the next model (if indeed there is to be one).

Flipping heck: Footage leaks of Samsung's upcoming bendy smartphone in action

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Can save you the hassle - 15 seconds of someone opening a clamshell phone and shutting it again.

Brits may still be struck by Lightning, but EU lawmakers vote for bloc-wide common charging rules

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is the future

WindiLeaks: 250 million Microsoft customer support records dating back to 2005 exposed to open internet

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Re: Another day

Not really a hack though if they just leave stuff out there in public.

Me putting my unencrypted hard disk full of plain text full names, DOB's, credit card details etc in my coat ready to be left on the train on my homebound commute.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Seems like...

...an utter waste of time for all parties involved

Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits

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Re: Sausage and Chips

Curry sauce or GTFO

EU declares it'll Make USB-C Great Again™. You hear that, Apple?

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I imagine Apple will just go fully port-less and thumb their nose at the EU. I can't see there's a need for any ports these days (yes, cue the "but mah doggles" crowd).

Load of Big Green for Microsoft: Lloyds Banking Group inks company-wide Managed Desktop deal

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Re: Spot on

I'd put money, and issue a receipt, if in-branch transactions actually suffer a lower screw-up rate than online ones.

Huawei invites app developers to board the HMS Core to grab their pieces of eight

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If there's one thing history has taught us it's that you can never have too many fart apps.

Dixons fined £500,000 by ICO for crap security that exposed 5.6 million customers' payment cards

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If you fancy a giggle, try being an overseas resident with no UK address for 10 years and trying to buy a UK mobile plan whilst on a visit.

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Appealing it? They really should just suck it up, invest in a new CIO and move on.

Is it a make-up mirror? Is it a tiny frisbee? No, it's the bonkers Cyrcle Phone, with its TWO headphone jacks

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So it'll be hitting the market just as the latest Bluetooth spec that allows tangle-free audio output to more than one set of headphones?

I don't want to go on the cart! Windows 10 Mobile hauls itself from the grave one last time

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Still the best phone UI out there. And reasonably-well replicated in Launcher 10 if anyone's moving to Android and fancies it.

Valuable personal info leaks from Facebook – not Zuck selling it, unencrypted hard drives of staff data stolen

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Re: If there's a guarantee for Silicon Valley residents,

Don't leave anything in the car. Period.

I learned this when owning a J Reg Vauxhall Nova. It seemed to get broken into almost weekly.

Xbox Series X: Gee thanks, Microsoft! Just what we wanted for Xmas 2020 – a Gateway tower PC

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MS codenames always sound way better than what their marketing people force upon us.

Colorado cryptocoin execs spark up blunt '$722m ponzi scheme' criminal charges after investments go up in smoke

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If you want a multi-million income, just send me 50k and i guarantee a sweet return.

Join us on our new journey, says Wunderlist – as it vanishes down the Microsoft plughole

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It's very basic, but as a To Do list I use Google Tasks.

Apple tipped to go full wireless by 2021, and you're all still grumbling about a headphone jack

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Re: Car Play

It'll continue to work just fine.

Now, if you choose to update your phone to a USB-free one, that's where the problem might start.

I hope you leased rather than purchased.

Internet Society says opportunity to sell .org to private equity biz for $1.14bn came out of the blue. Wow, really?

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Re: Vote with your feet, folks.

What about the .org?

Den Automation raised millions to 'reinvent' the light switch. Now it's lights out for startup

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Re: What?

Miffed User Frustration Forum?

Stand back, we're going in: The Register rips a 7th-gen ThinkPad X1 Carbon apart. Literally

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Re: Soldered ram, glossy screen, no ethernet - no thanks

Enterprises aren't interested in upgrading RAM before the lease on the kit runs out. And ethernet ports aren't used, or are attached to the dock. Keeping the cost down however is a good thing.

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Re: My Dell Latitude beats it

HP probably do, but their website is such and unfathomable mess they're probably near-impossible to find.

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Re: re: function key/control key

Have to ask, why?

We strained our eyes with Lenovo's monster monitor: 43.4 inches for price of five 24" screens

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Yep, my maths is OK, my typing less so.

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Yeah, that'll teach me for typing on my phone

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School me, but that's 16:15 in marketing speak?



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