* Posts by Jesse

115 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Jan 2008

Alicia Keys croons Bond theme

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RE: The Keys to a good bond song

Yes, but, then we'd have to ask ourselves: Is 007 a british superhero, or is he just a character from the British secret service who is oh so obviously British?

Limiting the franchise to nothing but fanfare for everything [insert character's nationality here] would be pretty damn stale.

It did work for Austin Powers, though...

Reg hack insults the Parachute Regiment

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RE: Meh, navy gits...

Paris because, well, she's a big fan of seamen.

US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

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RE: Right to bear arms

States and Cities can infringe on rights protected/granted by the constitution. This is why such shitty states as the one I am stuck in can do things like make guns illegal in Chicago, etc.

The whole DC thing went through because Washington DC is federal land.

Inquirer celebrates spammer murder-suicide

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RE: Safety in the US means a felon

If he didn't have a gun, he wouldn't have killed him then? Your post reaks of ignorance.

"Easy access to deadly weapons makes these stories commonplace"

So let's ban vehicles, natural gas, knives, ropes, and on and on. Wait, do you work for congress?

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If I'm not mistaken

I believe I have read at least one article where Charlie admitted to have been drinking while writing.

Unfortunately, like spam, a sensationalist can come off as a total dick even though it is merely his job to come off that way for increased revenue.

I blame the system more than I blame the people. But, yeah, he ought to rethink some things.

Cops slap ticket on Street View spycar

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RE: @Criminal Behaiour

"Stop the Internet, I want to get off..."

Getting off is what the internet is all about!

Fugitive spammer in murder-suicide

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RE: a lack of meum and tuum

Great info, thank you.

This story was funny yesterday, but pretty sad today.

NZ judge saves girl from bloody silly name

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Rip Torn

Perhaps the parents of actor Rip Torn decided on that name after friends convinced them not to go with 'Condom Ripped'.

Convicted spammer goes AWOL from federal prison

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He didn't do it

It wasn't him, you guys. He didn't do it. It was one_armed_man@aol.com

Researchers show up deniable file system crypto leaks

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Martians, Markov chains and the Dissociated Press

From a wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociated_press

"A hackish idle pastime is to apply letter-based Dissociated Press to a random body of text in hopes of finding an interesting new word. (In the preceding example, ‘window sysIWYG’ and ‘informash’ show some promise.)"

Therefore, I submit that all of Amanfrommars' posts are informash.

SF's silent sysadmin pleads not guilty

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RE: Please proceed to reveal your password

Much better than all of the posts from the 'master security consultants' who know exactly how to get into the SF system.

HP shatters excessive packaging world record

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Nice way to trash a sense of humor.

Now some a-hole CEO at HP is going to fire the guy with the fantastic sense of humor that boxed all that up.

Tech woes threaten NASA's Moon plan

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RE: stoopid question

The ISS is a dead project, soon to land in the ocean with its billions of wasted dollars. There's no point building a launch program that will so soon be obsolete. Incidently, that's why they should have scrapped both the ISS and the Shuttle long ago as someone else has mentioned.

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The problem

Has less to do with technology than it has to do with poor leadership and management. Not to mention (or mentioned in tandem) look how much worse the bureaucracy is now.

Nike pulls Air Stab trainers

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Personally

Personally, I hadn't even noticed these were on the market. I was looking forward to the Air Rape model. My running partner is still deciding between Air Pillage and Air Murder.

The atrocity here is not that stab reflects violence and death. The problem is that some (payed) jackass has the imagination to pair "stab" with shoes to form a sort of marketing ploy and Nike followed through with it!

Dog off the menu at Olympic restaurants

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RE: If the restaurants stop serving dog

No, it just means that next year will be the year of the dog.

Irate sysadmin locks San Francisco officials out of network

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RE: Sysadmin is an ironic position

Interesting point in that I wonder if this is all a stunt by him to prove (now to prove in court) that he was in fact doing his job, and he was well qualified for it; albeit in this case now he is a criminal, vandal, and saboteur.

I have found that many logical and genuinely smart people are completely and hopelessly socially inept.

Want a new career as a contract killer?

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Lying Eyes

From another good Eagles tune:

"Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky

You can see the stars and still not see the light"

Google's Gmail verboten in Germany

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@Sam

It might have been cheaper than to pay what the gentleman was demanding.

Enraged devil dog lover locks on to Reg photo team

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Pure Gold

"...i have seen staffys sharing crisps with babies before they are so gentle, they are so emotional "

I've seen Snow White singing to the birds while they wrap a blue ribbon around a dog who is breast feeding babies that are riding pink ponies with unicorns dancing in the mist. So gripping, so emotional.

Death to the CEO of Playmobil!

Stray left foot washes up on Vancouver beach

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No Evidence

"We have no evidence that the feet were deliberately severed or removed by force" the detective was quoted as saying, "The shoelaces were still tied"

OpenSolaris still has some Linux copying to do

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RE: Just Like Linux - No Drivers

"Can someone just make ONE alternative to Windows "

Uhm, you are suggesting that to stop being pigeonholed into windows, we should be pigeonholed to only one alternative? Lack of competition is what got us here in the first place.

The problems lie elsewhere but largely revolve around poor [human] communication.

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A short and sweet review but

I normally like to read a review so that I don't need to actually have the software.

I don't use linux, so some questions that come to mind are:

Does Linux use a Services Repository approach to processes? As Uwe points out, it's (SMF) awkward to get used to, but as a sysadmin I have come to love the organized approach, especially when it comes to troubleshooting.

ZFS is bunk. We don't even use it although Sun packages it. That said, no mention whatsoever of Solaris Volume Manager. Does linux have a free volume manager?

No mention of Solaris Containers and Zones.

Is Linux as well documented as Solaris?

NY street-cleaning truck swallows dog

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Black Helicopters

How did this happen?

The only way that I can picture this occuring is that the brushes must have grabbed some slack in the leash that was near or on the curb. No dog is stupid enough to go near a streetcleaner. Most dogs are freaked out by a vacuum cleaner.

Or the street sweeper was a decepticon.

God makes you stupid, researchers claim

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Irony

The pure irony of this article is all the commenters that have expressed that they "knew this" or "isn't it obvious" without even questioning the article!

As usual the comments both intelligent and ignorant are often better than the article being discussed. Good times.

Drugs, hookers and cranked customers: Ex-Broadcom boss indicted

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RE:Dude, that's impressive

Dude, the air in an aircraft is mostly recycled.

I'm sure the first whiff the pilot got of a substance that would either lose him his license or his ability to sharply control the craft, he donned the mask.

The article in question was probably overdramatizing it.

Heathrow T5 security tackles Transformers t-shirt threat

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Operations Alert:

[***ALERT***]

Dear Mujahadine fighter,

Our plan has sadly been foiled. The infidels have discovered the meaning behind our western robot communique.

Please switch immediately to the pink My Little Pony shirt in your field operative kit.

[***END***]

Israeli jailers listen to guard dogs with interpreter ware

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RE: Slurp Slurp Slurp

I'm quite partial to bitches licking themselves, thank you!

The Moderatrix: Exclusive boudoir snap

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Good lord

Holy Hillary Clinton, the moderatrix is a bull dyke!

USAF Colonel goes on the offensive with botnet destroyer plan

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RE: Special Forces

"Of course, putting a cruise missile into an exchange point (such as MEIX) would be pretty cost-effective, too."

However politically ineffective...

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encryption

It would require minimal cost to encrypt at the reader. Then the number could be decrypted only at the credit agency when the bill is created.

Just another example of the infrastructure not giving a damn about security.

Shuttle astronauts: Aliens are definitely out there

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@ JM

The problem is that asking any individual, no matter how brilliant, their thoughts on a subject because they have traveled relatively 'nowhere' in comparison to the vast universe is a lot like a dog and pony show.

Why not simply ask them rhetorically "So, you went several thousand feet from earth's crust. We should spend more money so you and others can go further, no?"

US: BAE 'could have' pirated our secret Stealth 3.0 tech sauce

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MM vs. DM

The final straw was when you fuckers stole our Mickey Mouse technology and created Danger Mouse

Scientists create Chewbotca robot muncher

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RE: A wiseman once said ...

I AM THE CHOMPER ROBOT

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE

I WILL SAVE THEM FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE

Sun cushions slumping Q3 with layoffs

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Paris Hilton

When is sun

NOT performing layoffs?

Texas man tries to cash $360bn cheque

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RE: What I want to know is....

Some people are innocent until proven guilty. Some.

Ian McKellen to reprise Gandalf

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RE: An original story? Oh dear ....

How in the hell can you compare Tolkien to George Lucas?

The terror dam of doom that looms over Boise, Idaho

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RE: Nine/Eleven

"As far as I can tell the terrorists won"

Not really, because their live's are still shitty for the most part, they have no rest with the veins sitcking out of their foreheads at "America" this and "Jews" that and frothy mouthed nerds screaming "OMG ARMAGEDON!" every day on the internet would be foaming at the mouth about some other subjects whether they be the war on 'tar wrists' or whatever e.g. like Microsoft or Scientology.

Sure my erosion of freedoms is pissing me off, but that's what elections and activism is for.

I'm still living good in USA. People need to shut off the electronics and get some fresh air.

Eye-o-Sauron™ border beam barrier tech too crap to keep

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RE: People still want to get *into* America?

"What on earth for??"

To terrorize our potato harvesters, duh! (Death to freedom fries and all that)

The web rip-offs nobody cares about

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RE: Solution has always seemed obvious to me....

That is the heart of the solution. Problem is, most people are stupid, and, as with scams and spams, if you reach enough people, even a 1% return can be very lucrative.

That said, I think the easiest solution would be that the lost funds should come directly out of EBAY's pockets. Then there might actually be a fraud system put into place.

It's kind of tough in America to do that though, Nowadays corporations have more freedoms than consumers. Just another reason our founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

'We could wake up smarter' - Ballmer hints at Win XP reprieve

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Well

They sure couldn't wake up any dumber.

Mine's the one... Hey wait! Give me back my jacket Microsoft!

Standalone security industry dying, says guru

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Breaches

Will always be an issue as long as individuals can have access to a system anonymously.

If security is an issue, then the access to an item of importance must require identification.

When people are responsible for their actions and know that by doing something, whether physically or on a network, that they will be held accountable, then there will be as much of a threat that someone will rob your database as there is someone may rob your bank. Although probably less depending on the monetary (or entertainment value) of your data.

What Snier is saying is that your database must be as secure as a bank is- and this is not by encorporating some third party to build a security megacenter right next to your bank, whether or not you man that megacenter isn't of issue.

No matter what, you'll always need physical police and security officers as you'll need virtual police and security officers -- but you still need a secure infrastructure in place.

I don't know how the AC above got from discussing his enhanced security posture to saying that infosec is dead or dying. That was some pretty good magic.

Chinese hackers call off CNN attack

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RE: RE: Moral relativism at its finest

"I didn't realise that the USA had citizens who blinkeredly followed the party line, ignoring facts and making skeptics and objectionists out to be the enemy.

Your statements really are so misinformed. I can do no better than to suggest you read some independent books on the subjects you seem to proclaim you know so much about - maybe start with Deliver us from Evil by William Shawcross"

I found it interesting that you suggested the former commenter, another AC, read an independent book citing his ignorance of facts. Clearly a non-independent history book would be a better suggestion? So I thought to myself, "I wonder who William Shawcross is?" Lo and behold a writer for several left-leaning periodicals.

I think that in contrast to the other AC's overall point you are actually the one who brought a party line and ignoring facts to the discussion.

But this is often the tact of wiley conversationalists: To take a point, in the formers case, that comparing the US to China along political and judicial lines is poor logic, and to cause that discussion to suddenly turn to political parties and whether or not history itself truly happened as one or another professes.

Women love chocolate more than password security

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People/Glamour magazine survey

This survey is useless.

"Little attempt is made to verify the authenticity of the passwords, beyond follow-up questions asking what category it falls under. So we don't know whether women responding to the survey filled in any old rubbish in return for a choccy treat or handed out their real passwords."

What were the passwords for? Email? Corporate Account? Yahoo games?

Did the user change the password as soon as they got to their PC?

Are men more likely to tell the truth and decline giving out passwords because they enjoy the feeling of empowerment and protection, whereas women are more craving objects/possessions and thus told a lie to get free chocolate? Can we thus say that men are more likely to tell the truth and women are more likely to lie?

My own assertions above are just as stupid as those made from the survey.

Blockbuster bids for Circuit City

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What a beautiful match

Ballbuster Video + Circuit Shitty.

US war robots in Iraq 'turned guns' on fleshy comrades

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Just a note

"So SWORDS was yanked because it made people nervous. Meanwhile, the V-22 Osprey program has killed 30 people during test flights, but the tiltrotor aircraft is currently in active service."

SWORDS is in use by the US Army. Osprey is in use by the US Marines. These are different bureaucracies acting under different circumstances with different matters weighing in on any decisions made.

For instance, the impact of an osprey missing from a battle is huge compared to shelving a camera-bot.

Alas, I do agree with the thought though: a Life is a Life.

US student planned to ice Chuck Norris

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Let's

have less QQ.

PS. Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

US Army cyber colonel in call to network arms

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"stay out ahead of the speed of megabytes"

We must be faster than gallons.

We must hurry more than grams.

We must stay ahead of the speed of a millimeter.

Colonel. Sorry, It just doesn't work man.

Creative climbs down over home brew Vista drivers

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@ Fair play to Creative on this one

What exactly did you expect them to do when their sole purpose for existing (making money) was impacted?

They would have said anything. This is not fair play, it's called being a predator for money.

Assyrian clay tablet points to 'Sodom and Gomorrah' asteroid

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@ Mike Richards

Your decree that ancient literature must be backed up by archaeological evidence makes it clear that you are a Bone Head on so many levels.