* Posts by quartzie

100 posts • joined 3 Jan 2008


We'll get you later: SAP CEO promises help for customers in 'financial distress'


Re: Expanding their share of the wallet

The market has long come up with a solution to that problem - print more money.

That said, I just love how all our corp systems have to bend over backwards just to get the next PO accepted by our SAP without too much bloodshed.

Help! My printer won't print no matter how much I shout at it!


Re: HP

I would strongly suggest to refrain from using glossy paper in your Laserjet. It's designed to work with wet ink, not dry powder toner and certainly not made to withstand the baking process required for Laser Toner.

You might find that the lifetime of your printer has suddenly become much, much shorter.

The state of OpenPGP key servers: Kristian, can you renew my certificate? A month later: Kristian? Ten days later: Too late, it’s expired


Re: Abdul Abulbul Amir

Obviously, the afghan internet would have been screwed.af

Windows fails to reach the Finnish line as Helsinki signage pleads for help


incompetent lot

Now if only there was a way to manage a fleet of windows computers and their updates, or perhaps use a suitable edition fit for commercial deployments.

Gone in 9 seconds: Virgin Orbit's maiden rocket flight went perfectly until it didn't


Re: Nerdy but interesting...

Also why the venerable 747 was cheerfully used to flight-test many other jet engines.

Note that while GE's huge GE9X engine for was mounted on the regular wing, while Rolls-Royce borged an alien winglet onto the hump of a Qantas Jumbo.

Singapore releases the robot hounds to enforce social distancing in parks


Nice Specs: 2 modular (weapon) bays...., -25 to +45°C in Singapore?!?

Now there's a properly creepy critter. 2 modular (read weapon) bays tickle my fancy, but only operates up to 45°C - I guess Boston Dynamics reps have not been to Singapore yet?

The ultimate 4-wheel-drive: How ESA's keeping XMM-Newton alive after 20 years and beyond


EPA needs better marketing

Honestly, this is the first time I remember hearing or reading about a European "Hubble-style" observatory living this long. Obviously, the Americans have better marketing chops.

Hey, I wrote this neat little program for you guys called the IMAC User Notification Tool


reimbursement required

You, sir, owe me a clean keyboard.

/*there goes my morning coffee while lazily reading through TheReg.

Sur-Pies! Google shocks world with sudden Android 9 Pixel push


Re: Compelling, isn't it?

With the amount of v̶o̶l̶u̶n̶t̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶h̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g meaningless spying, I'm bound to start looking for alternatives.

Are iSheep any better off?

What does it take for an OpenAI bot to best Dota 2 heroes? 128,000 CPU cores, 256 Nvidia GPUs


Re: How many orders of magnitude

yet strangely, some people seem determined to play it out...

No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before



I don't consider 4 pints anywhere near "binge drinking", but 20 pints is more than enough for an extended weekend drinking party for me.

Am I getting old at not-quite-40?

Long haul flights on a one-aisle plane? Airbus thinks you’re up for it


Re: The Golden Age of flying is over

I beg to differ.

If your airline is cheap enough to cram seats into non-reclining spacing, then it's a madness, but reclining seats are most certainly NOT designed to work only on half-full flights.

I'm 6"2", and will look for extra leg room seats where available, but I will recline, especially on a 10-12 hour flight, since I want to be in working condition at my destination.

In cramped short hauls, it's a matter of consideration, especially in local Asian island hoppers, but on long hauls and red-eyes I'll recline to keep sane. Fortunately, in my experience, these flights have generally been amenable to reclining.

No Windows 10, no Office 2019, says Microsoft


Only function I need in Office

So far, I've not wanted for a single extra office function, save for effin' Outlook to support UTF-8 CSV import/export, just the way Excel does.

I imagine this will be missing from Office 2019 as well.

Perv raided college girls' online accounts for nude snaps – by cracking their security questions


Re: Everytime I see "Mother's maiden name" on the list of security question...

Ay, there's the rub.

These questions are a stupid "solution" to a practical problem - Passwords, and their (often moronic) implementation.

Case in point: My reasonably computer-literate parents already struggle with the idea of keeping separate complex passwords for every account they use - and they use far fewer than I do. Remembering said passwords is a lost cause.

I'm trying to get them used to the idea of a password manager, but they are more likely to use pen and paper, so the complexity of the password is going to suffer.

Want to bet how many people don't really have anyone with at least rudimentary understanding of computer security they could ask for advice?

GitHub shrugs off drone maker DJI's crypto key DMCA takedown effort


Re: Any idea?

Because in some countries, the geofences are set up so rigidly it is virtually impossible to fly even in your garden.

Fortunately not the case in most of Europe, but DJI's geofencing has been known to fork up people's toys.

That, and because idiots want close ups of flying jetliners.

Yes, your old iPhone is slowing down: iOS hits brakes on CPUs as batteries wear out


Re: Economy

@John Savard: As a business oriented person, I found a fly in your soup, corrected below.

"They should be trying to make a product which can be sold at the HIGHEST ACCEPTABLE price, to benefit the maximum number of consumers."

Businesses are striving for profit, not just volume. High manufacturing volume @ near-zero margin can cover your production expenses, but not generate profit - see almost all current Android manufacturers for reference.

Almost all the profit in mobile phone market is generated by Apple, even though they do not have a dominant market share.


Re: Every week, something different

I had the same problem with an old Sony Z2 - it just wouldn't stop working well.

I wanted to upgrade to get some new features, but with reasonable maintenance the thing just wouldn't die - or underperform. Until one day the battery gave up ghost, ballooned and took waterproofing away - a downpour on the very same day proved deadly to the compass & IMU.

Took three years of fine performance and a freak coincidence to cripple the phone, otherwise another battery would have been good for another year, at least.

Hey, you know why it's called the iPhone X? When you see Apple's repair bill, your response will be X-rated

Paris Hilton

cracked screen fetish

i never quite understood the fetish about cracked iPhone screens. Even with the high replacement cost, there are just too many such sheePhones around.

My S7 lives in a thin silicon bumper case and a glass sticker on the screen. I've had to replace the sticker a few times, but the screen remains spotless. Just why is iPhone equipped with a screen *designed* to be broken?

Mind boggles...

Microsoft, IBM, Intel refuse to hand over family jewels to China


Marketing Fail

The Chinamen should have offered "Complimentary Release Candidate Safety Testing"

Apple drops dongle prices to make USB-C upgrade affordable


USB-C Compatibility

USB-C is in fact fairly compatible with previous standards, but also incorporates high power transmission option, which can be potentially dangerous over low quality cables. Unfortunately, the original standard doesn't sufficiently check cable quality and specs, creating a potential fire hazard

Researchers crack Oz Govt medical data in 'easy' attack with PCs


Homework assignment

Did they just tell curious and smart people what NOT to do?

That should work...

New DNA 'hard drive' could keep files intact for millions of years


Re: millions of years

I believe that information may not require such a huge storage density, and could be easily carved in a chunk of reasonably durable material nearby.

Prior art: Voyager's golden LP.

Would YOU start a fire? TRAPPED in a new-build server farm


Re: stern words warranted

Handy as these things are, they probably rely on the missing cell signal...

Wouldn't have been much help in this case.

Inside Electric Mountain: Britain's biggest rechargeable battery


Us kettles

The breakers might go up to 20A, but finding a kettle over 1600W is a miracle.

Mud sticks: Microsoft, Windows 10 and reputational damage


Unfinished but necessary

Windows 7 was a success, but it was aging and that showed in the cracks.

The old windowing system and rendering were completely useless on HiDPI screens, and many hardware enhancements were only possible by generally hacking drivers onto an aged kernel.

Windows 8 brought a lot of necessary new guts, with an unfortunate interface.

From what I can see on my Surface, Win 10 is basically an evolution of that, with many things I used to dislike in Win 8 resolved.

My pet peeve is probably about the forced updates, which I hate on both Windows and Android.

Obama puts down his encrypted phone long enough to tell us: Knock it off with the encryption


too predictable

whenever US politicians have wanted to push a security related (and mostly illegal) agenda, they've defaulted to two "unbeatable" arguments.

POTUS Obama just proved my point: bla bla bla bla pedophiles blabla bla bla bla terrorists blabla....

Behold our SPINNING DATA GRAVE: WD carts out 6.3TB cold storage drive


Re: Short warranty for Archive drive?

Unfortunately, that number is only the theoretical Mean Time Between Failures. Although it may sound confidently optimistic, WD castrated the idea by offering a paltry 3 year warranty on your archive drives.

Surely they must have another business case for this model?

Doom, Mario, Pac-Man level up to video gaming's Hall of Fame


am I the one-man cheering section for Prince of Persia?

As for impactful games, I wouldn't throw out Max Payne's Bullet Time.

Sane people, I BEG you: Stop the software defined moronocalypse


Re: As my father-in-law always said

There is a basic problem with the definition of driving in your response.

Technically speaking, you can sit in a car and make it move without ever going through driving school, but actually *driving* a car means you take into account road rules, traffic around you and general safety.

With those included in "driving", then no, it isn't easier to do when drunk.

Unlock and start General Motors cars with a $100 box of tricks – hacker


Man in the replay....

Rather than a man in the middle, I'd classify the approach as a drive-by replay attack.

WHY can't Silicon Valley create breakable non-breakable encryption, cry US politicians


No new research necessary at all

Since the good fellow wants to have his cake and eat it too, I suggest we mandate a simple substitution cipher for all his private email.

Given that the weakest link in any encryption system is the human element, having a human-controlled backdoor to cryptography is akin to sending a partially sealed envelope.

Given their track record, it is unreasonable to trust any government to look out for the people. The US govt is just a case in point, openly paying homage to the highest bidders (er... lobbying parties).

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Smažený sýr


On the delicacy's pronunciation

I'd suggest "smajhenee seer" as the closest approximation in the Queen's tongue, with the final "R" borrowed from Spanish, rather than English. (try readspeaker.com for the real version)

My family's tradition definitely calls for a Camembert-style cheese, though almost any cheese with a stronger flavour will do. Feel free to experiment with diced/mashed spuds, but do not skimp on the tartar sauce, if you've already got a decent mayo. Just add some finely diced pickles and onion to bring the flavour out.

Given the meal's fat content, I wholeheartedly recommend a pint of your favourite Pilsner as a digestive.

EU cyber-cop: Dark-net crooks think they're beyond reach (until now)


Not even a Blip

Once you realize that this (1M $ in Bitcoin) won't even register on the scale of the real evildoers (mafia, bankers, politicians), this announcement loses a lot of its fanfare.

Fat-fingered admin downs entire Joyent data center


Worst day of my life: Shot down a cloud

I'm sure it's considered a magic trick to shoot down clouds, unless you work as a BOFH of one.

Sick of walking into things while gawping at your iPhone? Apple has a patent app. for that


USPTO awarding crap, as usual

I know they are busy with all those patent assertions of late, but there's at least one example of direct prior art here in the comments. Reckon a google search would have revealed that in about 10 seconds and thrown out this ridiculous iPatent as it should have been?

AMD teases workstation pros with 16GB FirePro W9100 graphics card


And price war ensues...

IIRC, Nvidia just announced their Geforce GTX Titan Z with 8 TFLOPS and a paltry 12 GB of RAM for a $1000 less.

While it's not a Quadro per se (unlike the FirePro branding), I wouldn't say the performance will be too bad for that money.

Sounds like a price war to me...

Nvidia unveils Titan Z: An 8TFLOPS off-the-shelf supercomputer disguised as a gfx card


Re: But...

All 5760 instances should run just fine :D

Now you just need someone to rewrite it for CUDA...

Software needs meaty cores, not thin, stringy ARMs, says Intel


Re: @Trevor Pott

Two points.

Hadoop (and many other parallel/hybrid processing frameworks) cannot change the fact that some problems simply aren't very suitable for parallel processing. I believe Intel employs a good number of people who know their way around Hadoop, but they've also noticed not everyone is doing big data in their own garden.

That said, if you've attempted parallel processing on any larger scale, you would notice that getting the system to run efficiently, given a limited memory bandwidth, is a major task and often crucial for deployment on any cloudy distributed platform.

Coroner suggests cars should block mobile phones


Talking while on the move

It isn't just driving - which arguably demands more attention - just notice how stupidly people behave when they are on the phone while walking down the street.

NASA's Jupiter probe wakes up after unexpected snooze


Re: " it is the fastest Man-made thing - and heading to Jupiter at 12,000kph"

I'd rather hope not. Otherwise, someone will forget if they were using feet per second, kph, knots, mph or any other arbitrary unit.

Not that it ever happened before, right?

USB accelerates to 10 Gbps


interference problems

I'm left wondering if the new standard does away with USB 3.0's interference with 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz frequency bands.

As it is, I can barely use my Wi-Fi and wireless mouse whenever I connect a Superspeed USB drive into one of the blue ports.

Google to double encryption key lengths for SSL certs by year's end


Re: What do they know?

afaik, if the quantum computer was anywhere close to its theoretical performance, 2048 bit keys would still be ridiculously short....

Kobo strikes new match against Kindle: The Aura HD e-reader


Re: 32GB of books?

When it comes to text books, one hardly needs higher resolution than the current Kindle offers.

I'd imagine that Kobo's high resolution screen would impress manga/graphical novel readers in particular. Those do need the extra storage.

'Charge memory' boffins: Hungover Li-Ion batts tell fat whoppers


Blown out

As interesting as the title seems, just looking at the graph shows that the *dreaded* memory effect is in fact minuscule in Li Ion batteries.

Talk about blowing a story out of proportion. Among the problems facing Li-anything batteries, memory effect is hardly worth mentioning.

Re: Pierre, I noticed that the general public is very prone to parroting any 'seemingly true' facts about technologies they don't understand. Do yourself a favor and check some actual research before believing everything in your first google search.

WTF is... H.265 aka HEVC?


Re: hevc facts

The key is in multicore & multithreaded hardware based decoding. If you ran a purely CPU based, software single-threaded (i.e. reference) decoder, you'd get nowhere near realtime decoding for full HD streams even using h.264/avc, not to mention HEVC.

Nobody sane does that, though - and today's CPUs and GPUs are proof of the fact, many supporting full decoding of h.264 using specialized instructions or dedicated HW. The real issue is going to be power-efficient encoding of h.265 streams in hardware, because there's no cheating the complexity even with specialized ASICs.


hevc facts

There is a broad alliance of patent holders behind h.264 and even broader behind HEVC. The difference that HEVC made was including HW and SW partners, so that it could be designed for easier processing using combinations of CPU/GPU. Also, the design goal was to produce a codec @ half of h.264 bitrate - this was close, though not quite there last time I checked a couple of months ago (while the reference codec was in Working Draft 6).

As for UHD content, there are suddenly large swaths of similarly textured areas in each frame (imagine a DSLR shot of someone's peachy complexion) - all the more suitable for larger quadtree-style macroblocks. The large resolution also calls for finer motion-estimation, which is responsible for a lion's share of the encoding complexity increase - actual "compression" in HEVC has been pretty much ported from h.264/avc, and this also means that developing solutions for h.265 is going to be that little bit easier.

For people unfamiliar with the process, a compression standard pretty much describes the format of a data stream - and leaves the actual implementation to the market. HEVC working group was actually kind enough to also provide a reference encoder/decoder software, modifications of which made its way into many scholarly papers and dozens computer science students' graduation theses.

The sad truth about free codecs is that the basic technology for video compression hasn't changed significantly since mpeg2 - and the elements in that are very much patented. VP8/9/10.... won't be any different.

Falling slinky displays slow-motion causality


Re: Seems overcomplicated

This seems to be a perfect "school science project" they could try in their free time on the ISS.

Now we need a suitable K-12 volunteer to submit the idea for us :D

New MPEG format paves the way for UHDTV


Re: Moving in Cycles?

or perhaps he was thinking about developmental cycles

as in

proposal-draft-implementation-deployment => new version proposal-draft..... etc.

NASA counts down to nuclear tank invasion of Mars


last minute check

I seriously urge NASA to use these last 40 days to re-check which part of the whole shebang is expecting its input in fractions of imperial units. Considering the thing was built and operated by engineers such as the one interviewed here, there's high probability of a non-metric bug stuck somewhere in the middle. Hopefully, it's not a 21 ft rope gently dropping the buggy from 20 m above surface...

TERROR in SEATTLE: Gang of violent LEPRECHAUNS on the loose


holding his head

Anyone else thought of a (nearly) headless Nick?

I was just wondering how on Earth could he still talk....



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