Posts by Matt Ashworth

Cops crash invite-only BitTorrent network

MC Hammer

Hammer Time!

...sorry couldn't help myself. Coat. Door.

USAF seeks control of aerial kill-bots

Hmmm...

Bring back the Harrier that's what I say! Couple of servo's, some sticky back plastic and the remote control off your kids r/c car... we'd have the best aerial kill-bots of them all!!

Centagenarian secures 25-year mortgage

Very smelly indeed

I smell decomposition for that guy in five years down the track!

What are the banks thinking lending a 102 year old, already on 'borrowed' time, 200K?!

The truely terrible thing I would suppose is when this newly financed property developer shifts off this moral coil it'll be his nearest and dearest losing out as most of his assets will be seized by the bank to cover the cost of the mortgage!