* Posts by Christoph

3323 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Dec 2007

IBM: ALL travel must be approved now, and shut up about the copter

Christoph

IBM makes some rather large machines for some rather large companies. If something goes wrong it can be extremely expensive and may need someone on site immediately.

"Sorry sir, can you wait a few minutes while the bloke who has to sign off the travel gets out of the toilet?"

"Oh dear, he's now signed it off but it looks like the delay meant that the engineer missed the next flight."

"Stuff it where, sir?"

'My PC needs to lose weight' says user with FAT filesystem

Christoph

Re: Windows 98

We saw a computer when I was at school. We went on a school trip to this company that had a very large room filled with machinery, that all eventually ejected a pinched paper tape that was taken into a side room and run through a machine that printed the contents out on paper.

#WhenIWereALad

Social media vetting for US visas go live

Christoph

It's going to be really interesting for 18 year old adults who are required to detail all their travel at the age of three, including sources of funding. Especially if their parents have since died, or a divorced parent is out of contact.

UK surveillance law raises concerns security researchers could be 'deputised' by the state

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Warrant Canaries

I expect to see a lot of researchers putting up warrant canaries if this ever happens.

And what happens if they are asked a direct question about vulnerabilities? Are they legally required to lie? Even knowing that people will suffer loss due to their false reassurance?

Pentagon trumpets successful mock-ICBM interception test

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Sensors on the target sent back “target acquisition and tracking data” to command

You what? They managed to hit a target that was shouting "HERE I AM, COME AND GET ME!"?

Ransomware realities: In your normal life, strangers don't extort you. But here you are

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3. Discover that the ransomware has been there for months, has encrypted everything and then decrypted on-the-fly so you don't notice it's there, and has now deleted itself leaving all your files and all your backups encrypted.

Internet of snitches: Anyone who can sniff 'Thing' traffic knows what you're doing

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Re: Watch the windows

"Now you can have a thief sitting in the comfort of their own home monitoring tens if not hundreds of houses."

They don't need to monitor it. Just have software monitor the streams for the pattern of someone going on holiday and then send an alert to the local operatives. It can also include the details of the security systems it's identified. If the house has been sold in the last few years it can include the floor plans and internal photographs from Rightmove. (photos will be out of date but still useful for familiarisation).

UK ministers to push anti-encryption laws after election

Christoph

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RightNow founder turned politician gets assault charge after 'bodyslamming' reporter

Christoph

Trump is already trying to strip reporters of legal protections - maybe he'll add a law that makes it OK to assault reporters who ask questions you don't like.

DARPA orders spaceplane capable of 10 launches in 10 days

Christoph

That video shows the rocket getting itself and the satellite up to orbital speed, and then releasing the satellite and at least four other chunks of junk - at orbital speed.

It's no wonder they need a fast launch capability if they are going to be dumping that much rubbish in orbit to knock out satellites.

Comcast accused of siccing lawyers on net neutrality foe

Christoph

"We use an established outside vendor to monitor for websites that use our name and brands without authorization, and the vendor routinely sends out notices to those sites. That is what happened here"

A big boy did it and ran away.

Supreme Court closes court-shopping loophole for patent trolls

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Simpler answer

So don't do business in Eastern Texas. Boycott the whole area. Don't have stores there, don't sell over the web to anyone living there. The tiny loss of trade would be trivial compared to a patent troll case. If the people there don't like not being able to buy nice things, then that is their problem and the solution is in their hands.

Julian Assange wins at hide-and-seek game against Sweden

Christoph

How about reading some actual information about what has been happening? He has not been charged with anything, he was wanted for questioning and the prosecutor deliberately delayed that for many years. That's the second prosecutor, who took over the case at her own insistence after the first one said there was no case to answer.

UK Tory party pledges 'digital' charter, wants Verify to back online gov

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By 2020 people will be able to identify themselves on all government online services via the Verify ID portal. It hopes to make the platform more widely available, so that people can safely verify their identify to access non-government services such as banking.”

Oh joy. A single point of failure, so that when it (inevitably) gets compromised it's the key to everything.

The Tories promise to reduce duplication personal data held by government in order to follow the “Once-Only” principle for central services by 2022 and wider public services by 2025.

So they can easily tie together everything that each department knows about you (and promptly have it hacked - see above).

Do we need Windows patch legislation?

Christoph

Who is going to do the maintenance?

To provide full support for all its old systems MS would have to have large numbers of programmers trained up in those systems (no one person can know more than a small part of code that big).

How are you going to persuade that many skilled programmers to take on a dead end job with no future? What are they going to do to keep current when there's no known bugs to fix? What are you going to do with them after the product is finally killed off?

The motor car analogy is not directly equivalent - the engineering skills can still be used on modern cars. Detailed knowledge of ancient code is not transferable in the same way.

Of course the motor manufacturers may run into the same problems as the cars get more computerised, and a car crash can be rather more serious than a computer crash.

NASA nixes Trump's moonshot plan

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"with much infrastructure being adapted at KSC."

Like the Space Shuttle launch pad at Vandenberg ?

Japanese researchers spin up toilet paper gyroscopes for science

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And then some clever bastard adds Picolax to the canteen food (This link is not safe for work)

FCC: Take your spam and shove it, slacktivists!

Christoph

So are the rubbish ones generated by opponents of the idea or by supporters trying to make the opponents look bad or by ... ... ...

IBM: Customer visit costing £75 in travel? Kill it with extreme prejudice

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"as opposed to the public owned train service"

Like East Coast, which were far more successful and gave far better service than the privatised lines, and were therefore embarrassing and got sold off to Virgin?

Fake invoice scammers slurp $5bn+ from corp beancounters – FBI

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"submits a fake invoice to a firm from someone posing as a contractor or business partner. "

That's what order numbers are for. If your invoice doesn't show an order number and have details matching the corresponding order, it gets sent upstairs for detailed checking before any payment.

Uncle Sam backs down on slurping passwords from US visa hopefuls

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"email addresses used during the past five years."

What, every single one-time throw-away email I've used to buy a one-off item from a supplier I'm unlikely to ever use again?

Anyway who want to visit a country where the inhabitants are so terrified that they have to carry an assault rifle to go down to the grocery store?

We are 'heroes,' says police chief whose force frisked a photographer

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adding that if Mitchell had “identified himself” to the woman employee, “the matter would have been resolved in minutes.”

All you have to do to avoid being detained by the plod is to grovel subserviently to their slightest whim, and tug your forelock while doing it.

There is no law that you are required to identify yourself to every puffed-up busybody who demands it.

Are they really so incompetent that they seriously think that a terrorist would stand there prominently waving a camera in full visibility?

They could wear a pocket video recorder (over 1,000 hits on an amazon search) and wander past getting a hi resolution stream of pictures from every angle, while showing no suspicious or unusual behaviour whatever.

Then send a drone over for some aerial shots.

Or just look at google maps, or search for existing photos on the web.

What have Sussex plod been smoking?

135 million Indian government payment card details leaked

Christoph
Facepalm

Aadhaar has very strong privacy regulation built into it

Well that's OK then. I'm sure that all the criminals will obey those regulations.

LinkedIn chatbots to help with 'important conversations'

Christoph

"It looks like you're trying to get a job. Would you like some help with that?"

SpaceX spin-out plans to put virtual machines in orbit

Christoph
Alert

"The statement also just about confirms it will be possible to upload new VMs to Vector's satellites. If that's the case there are all sorts of delicious possibilities to be had."

I'm sure that the malware authors will be able to think up lots of them once they find the cracks in the security.

Shock horror: US military sticks jump leads on human brains to teach them a lesson

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Joke

"The goal is to develop a device that works on skin nerves to get the brain into overdrive."

Acupuncture?

Ewe, get a womb! Docs grow baby lambs in shrink-wrap plastic bags

Christoph

If this happens in the US there will be queues of lawyers arguing whether the birth date is the date of removal from the mother or removal from the artificial womb. The battles between rival astrologers won't be so intense as there wouldn't be quite so much money involved.

Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor

Christoph

How do I go about changing my fingerprints after this gets hacked?

Troll it your way: Burger King ad tries to hijack Google Home gadgets

Christoph

Saying something to a friend of mine who happens to be called Alexa is hardly malicious. If anyone has done anything wrong it's Amazon for using her (not uncommon) name as a trigger and so causing her and her friends problems. And no, I'm not going to watch carefully anything I say to her just in case some nearby gadget might interpret it as a command.

Christoph
Happy

They made a slight mistake

Apparently it reads the entry from Wikipedia. And Wikipedia can be edited.

Boffins fabricate the 'most complex bendy microprocessor yet'

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8-bit is fine

I've programmed complex industrial machinery using an 8-bit (Z80) processor with 64KB memory. You could do an awful lot of useful stuff with these as long as you don't want all the flashy features and the complex displays. In fact you could offload the display to your phone or your watch.

As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off

Christoph

Re: Correlation is not causation

There's nothing like proper testing on the dummy system before major system upgrades. And this was nothing like proper testing.

FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?

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Separate seating class

How about a separate SHOUTINGINTOYOURPHONE class sound-insulated from the rest of the plane? Like the old smoking sections on transport.

As for people with unexpected emergency calls - just exactly how often does that really happen? (And how is it dealt with at the moment?)

The very low probability of such calls is not sufficient justification for everyone on every flight to be subjected to a non-stop stream of SHOUTED babble.

UK.gov cuts deal with Microsoft to avoid £15m post-Brexit price hike

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Flame

The government finds a way round the price increases that they created.

But us proles can just pay up.

Customer satisfaction is our highest priority… OK, maybe second-highest… or third...

Christoph

“I’d like you to make me a mocha-caramel-hazelnut frappe, with raspberry syrup, whipped cream, and a pinch of nutmeg. Then I’d like you to shove it up your ass and get me a cup of coffee.”

Scottrade admits server snafu blabbed 20,000 customer files to world

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"Vickery said account passwords were stored in plain text"

Helloooo! This is 2017! Wakey wakey!

It's not just Elon building bridges to the brain: The Internet of Things is coming to a head

Christoph

Re: ""My objective ... is to read and write the underlying functions of the human brain"

"Reading brain functions doesn't bother me"

Tell that to the US immigration officer who is demanding your social media accounts, your bank accounts, and access to your brain's workings while he interrogates you about your beliefs.

US border cops must get warrants to search citizens' gadgets – draft bipartisan law emerges

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Big Brother

Re: Another political 'feel-good' move

"questioning those seeking to enter the US about their personal beliefs"

Thought Police. Literally, specifically, openly ThinkPol

Startup remotely 'bricks' grumpy bloke's IoT car garage door – then hits reverse gear

Christoph

Why would you need to control your garage door from somewhere where you are not already in visual range of your garage door?

Wi-Fi sex toy with built-in camera fails penetration test

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Nearly there ... Nearly there ... Oh god, nea ...

Please Wait while Microsoft installs updates to your system.

Christoph

How long before the government demands access to the camera feed from these "to prevent terrorism"?

FTC accuses man of faking its news to further tech support scam

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All they need to do is delay the case for a few months until Trump gets round to abolishing the FTC.

Canadian court refuses to let Feds snoop on Megaupload servers

Christoph

If the case goes on much longer, he should maybe change his name again - from Dotcom to SCO

Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly

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So what's the problem?

It's accomplished all its objectives. Lots of money and jobs for the military and the armaments industry. Who needs actual functionality?

Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall

Christoph

But will El Reg be using Dance Dance Authentication to log on?

https://youtu.be/VgC4b9K-gYU

Y'know CSS was to kill off HTML table layout? Well, second time's a charm: Meet CSS Grid

Christoph

You can get a perfectly consistent presentation of your emails by using plain text. It it not actually necessary to have whizzy layout and graphics and presentation to send a simple message. Any more than it is necessary to attach a Word document to say "Yes I'll be at the pub".

Facebook, Google, etc: Yeah, yeah, we'll work on the nasty stuff about bombs – but we ain't doing no backdoors

Christoph

"The issue is complicated by the fact that most of those corporations are based in the United States and so have a strong belief that removing or even blocking content is tantamount to censorship and breaks the First Amendment."

Except that it does not break the first amendment.

Ford to build own data centre to store connected car data

Christoph

So if I use a Ford car then detailed data on every single thing I do with it will be stored in the USA under USA total-absence-of-data-protection laws.

IT contractors behind IR35 calculator to leave HMRC... because of IR35

Christoph

"The Treasury says it hopes to raise £185m for the year 2017/18."

Which will partially fund the increased spending on contractors who have less experience.

Europe to push new laws to access encrypted apps data

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"Meanwhile politicians and law enforcement insist they don't care how it's done, they want to be able to access people's private communications and stored data, particularly if they have a warrant regarding suspected criminal behavior."

Fixed it for you