Posts by The_Police!

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Intel needs to rethink security to profit from McAfee buy

Erm

I doubt it, especially with their current financial status.

Fear as motivator: why Intel acquired McAfee

Intel clippy?

"I see you have installed an Intel CPU, and you definitely need our anti-virus solution"

Mines the one with "Get out!"

Intel snaps up McAfee in $7.68bn deal

Huh!

What the? *headdesk*

Shopping mall mulls Supreme Court bid to back no-speaking ban

Was I the only one who read

Sacramento Bee as Sarah Bee?

Best Buy slaps 'God Squad' priest with cease-and-desist order

You forgot

Our Heavenly Father!

I repent! <That's on my coat!

Air steward resigns via emergency chute

Brilliant way to exit!

Nice one that man!

Beer for obvious reasons!

HK 'Dog Man' jailed for voodoo ritual sex

Lo Fuk-yee

Seriously? Whoa!

Mines the one with voodoo pins in it!

ET voted fave family film fodder

How could they have missed out

The Green Mile?

Dell outsourcer lifts US woman's saucy pix from PC

Whoa!

Absolutely mind boggling!

Mozy insists: It's not a bug...

Ahh,

So it was not a bug but a feature! Yeah right!

Mines the one with bugs falling to the floor

French operator pooh-poohs iOS4

Remember,

it is not a problem but a feature!

Apple coughs to iPhone 3G IOS 4 upgrade problems

Remember

it is not a bug but a feature!

Mines the one with bugs in the pocket.

Bet seriously, paying £499 and ending up with problems? FAIL

Firefox 4 beta 2 preaches tabs-on-top love to fanbois

120GB?

Seriously? Do you not mean 120MB?

Serpent imprisons rattled Yorkshire family

I for one

welcome our garden dwelling adder overlords.

Windows Phone 7 misses big-business support tools

Uh oh!

Looks like Fail incoming!

Government's sh*tty-Wiki sh*ts bed

Easy

In reponse to your question:

"Where to go for unmoderated racist Raoul Moat-supporting garbage in the meantime?"

There is always, The Daily Mail and The Daily Express!

Underground tunnel complexes FOUND ON MOON

I for one

welcome our new moon tunnel dwelling overlords.

End of Microsoft NHS deal means mass deletions

I said it before and I say it again

ditch Microsoft.

Open Office £0

Ubuntu £0

= More money to spend on looking after people!

NHS loses massive Microsoft licensing rebate

Time to do the decent thing

Ditch Microsoft and move over to Linux.

Less security problems, high availability, and best of all, it's free!!!!!!

Apple MacBook mid-2010

Blah

What a biased article!

Zeus baddies unleash nasty new bank Trojan

You can talk about it!

No-one is forcing you not to talk about it!

Blighty's stealth robojet rolls out a year late

I for one

welcome pur new flying overlord!

China gives Google nod of approval, renews licence

So all that

huffing and puffing by Google ended up for no use whatsoever.

Good way to drive publicity though.

Cotswold police stage panty ID parade

Lingerie expert?

Looks like I have just found myself a new job!

New dinosaur dubbed 'Mojoceratops' - 'over a few beers'

Did it

loose it's Mojo?

Online tax scam gang get 40 years

Flash Cars

but could they also be done for not parking correctly in a bay?

Mines the one with the 'Traffic Warden' t-shirt.

Airline passenger videos Atlanta maggot horror

Maggots on a Plane!

"WE NEED TO GET SOMETHING BETWEEN US AND THEM!"

*SCREAM SCREAM*

Land safely. ahh! phew!

Government lunatic magnet goes live

But,

how much did it cost to build?

Mines the one without the wedge.

Scotland Yard cuffs teens for role in cybercrime forum

Well done

to the Police!

30 states may join probe of Google Wi-Fi snoop

Just Imagine

if Microsoft had done this! There would have been Hell on Earth!

Renew your firearms licence via your iPhone

Wonder

when it will be called?

iShoot?

Now I have seen everything!

Mines the one with bullet ridden holes.

Vodafone blocks World Cup, except for iPhone owners

But,

is it always about the children?

Watch bandit IDed by own mobe snap

Well done

to the Police!

Googlegate: Mapping a scandal of global proportions

Thank you

for an excellent article with a different point of view!

Got an iPhone 4 yet? No? You're gonna have to wait now

Just imagine

if Microsoft ballsed up a launch and their provider leaked security details.

iPhone 4 no longer available to UK buyers?

ahahaha

No, seriously!

You would think that Apple would have thought about making the ordering process a lot easier but guess not.

I guess there is an app for that.

iFail!

All hail the Facebook Like button stamp

Well

I Like it! :D

Hacker charged with threatening US VP using neighbour's PC

Computer Expert?

More like a very nast piece of work!

Google polishes its Microsoft browser

So what

happens if Microsoft decide to create a plugin for Google Chrome? Will everyone start banging on Microsoft's door and start saying Microsoft are being monopolistic again?

iPhone manufacturer to shutter China factories

Nice

So they promise an increase in wages and then throw everyone out. Way to go Foxconn.

Strippers hit historic Marconi HQ

I don't think

I was the only one who thought about strippers in a different context.

Washington cop tases naked lawn sex man

I bet

it was a shocking experience!

Microsoft starts Office Web Apps roll out

As Steve Jobs would say:

"If you are using Macros, you are doing wrong!"

Mines the one with Office on the back

Steve Irwin surveillance-crocodiles travel across oceans

RIP

Steve Irwin! The true Crocodile Hunter!

V-22 Osprey downblast scatters spectators like skittles

Woohoo!

That is one powerful machine! Nice!

Best landing?

Wonder what a 'normal' landing must be like!

Google blames Wi-Fi snooping on rogue engineer

But

what data did Google actually collect? Was it only SSID and MAC addresses or was there more to it than that?

New Facebook developer regs not rogue-proof

Very easy to verify

They can hack a users account and probably get hold of their credit card details anyway.

How easy is it to order a free sim and get a verifictaion code as well?

Fail me thinks!

Microsoft presses refresh on Windows Live again

What the?

No refresh for Windows XP? Looks like Microsoft are going to start forcing people to upgrade to Windows 7 to make use of new features.

Epic Fail coming. How soon before people start moving to platform independent services?

Looks like the Microsoft Fail Boat is heading for rocks in the water with nothing to steer with.

Can I just add: ahahahahahahahahahha