* Posts by Joe Gurman

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Datacenters are hoarding grid power just in case, says Uptime Institute

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If....

AI "data" (really compute) centers follow the example of Mad King Elon's RacistAI™ farms, high-demand power falls back on rows of methane-powered generators. Swell (not).

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Re: Hmm

Uh.... no. Any sensible wind/solar deployment has battery or "battery" (e.g. water pumping) as part of the energy solution.

Firefox adds AI Window, users want AI wall to keep it out

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Safari?

I believe on every Apple platform, there’s a simple “AI. No thanks” Setting option. As in, nowhere on the device.

De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

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Microsoft….

…. probably didn’t sue any of the originators of the distros because they remembered how they got off scot free when Apple, with considerable justification, tried to sue them for the visual language in the Windows desktop, stolen directly from the Mac OS of the day (System some-number-or-other).

SpaceX and Musk called on to rescue China's Shenzhou-20 crew

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Debris?

Tiangong spends its time between 340 and 450 km. The 2007 Chinese ASAT test target was orbiting at ~ 865 km at the time. Ant debris that made it down the 400 - 500 km difference in heights had a significant radially downward component to its velocity, and would long ago have deorbited.

Rideshare giant moves 200 Macs out of the cloud, saves $2.4 million

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And people….

Study after study has shown that human (admin) costs for Windows are way higher per seat than for macOS seats. Whether that’s true for systems used as servers, I don’t know, but based on my own experiences ~ 7 years ago and earlier, it at least held true fir our mix of server and desktop deployments. The Linux per-system cost for admin appeared to be similar to the Mac cost for servers, but my experience was limited, so it’ll have to remain “appeared” until I read a credible study.

Amazon's AI specs aim to stop delivery drivers getting lost between van and porch

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Re: LOL, typical corporate mindset

Sorry, there aren’t 5hat many competent people in any country, and most of those already have far better-paying jobs, working conditions, and hours than the folks driving for Amazon.

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: DNS

Except when it’s BGP.

Who gets a Mac at work? Here's how companies decide

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Copious amounts of salt....

....should probably be applied, as jamf is an app for managing groups of Macs, but they're claiming, as the internal user IT group at IBM did a decade or so ago when they started allowing users to decide between Macs or PC/Windows for use on the job, that the life cycle costs (initial purchase plus support) is lower for Macs in enterprise deployments. the basic argument, as I recall from the IBM slide set, was that is took ~ 1/3 the number of IT professionals to care and feed Mac users as a similar number of PC users. And people, as we all know, are a lot more expensive, year by year, than whatever a laptop or desktop costs.

https://www.jamf.com/blog/total-cost-of-ownership-mac-versus-pc-in-the-enterprise/

London cops unplug iPhone crime ring said to nick 40% of city's mobiles

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And yet

“We're calling on phone manufacturers such as Apple and Samsung to do more to support us and protect their customers – especially around phone security and reuse.”

And yet the article glaringly fails to mention that the intercepted package was found because an owner of one of the purloined iPhones had Find My enabled on the device, and was able to direct police to its location.

AI agent hypefest crashing up against cautious leaders, Gartner finds

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Just 7%

Seems like a lot, really. I mean it took only one outfit, Cyberdyne, to end civilization as we know it by deploying autonomous AI.

Blood-red bot stalks the burbs armed with . . . groceries

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Can't wait for the hilarity that will ensue....

....should DD deploy these in my neighborhood: the young, stupid males with minimally souped-up cars with abnormally loud exhausts who like to vroom-vroom and screech-screech on the public roads will no doubt compete to see who can punt the red blobs the farthest.

Submarine cable security is all at sea, and UK govt 'too timid' to act, says report

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Re: Tourists at the Bude Tunnel

But the passive voice should be eschewed.

Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe

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Was there something….

…. about the word “intern” you didn’t understand?

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Re: Expensive Lessons

“ Someone must be responsible for every mistake.” And that person is never a manager.

Dell enters the earbud market with kit you can control from the cloud

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Typo?

US$229 is $20 _less_ than the AirPods Pro 3 list price.

Hardware inspector fired for spotting an error he wasn't trained to find

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Dang

I’m retired now, but I spent a measurable part of my three decades at my last employer’s talking back to piss-poor mangers in public. At least prior to the current US administration, that was not a firing offense. Indeed, it appeared to improve morale among both the decent managers and all the rest of us.

British spreadsheet wizard will take mad skillz to Vegas after taking national Excel crown

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Why dies the idea of an Excel competition….

….make me think of a galley slaves’ competition?

Cybercriminals pwn 850k+ Americans' healthcare data

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Really

I guess you can't expect Vultures to have their North American geography sorted out before their first three cuppas.

French jet left circling while Corsican controller caught Zs

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I'm certain....

....that the liter of wine with dinner had nothing to do with it.

How and why Linux has thrived after three decades in Kernelland

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"Another dozen years later, it was COVID-19, and yet kernel 5.6 came out like normal."

Even Mr. Torvalds realized that having all the developers cooped up at home was probably the ideal dev environment.

https://xkcd.com/2276

Two Scattered Spider teens charged over attack on London’s transport network

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Re: Neglect

I didn’t see anything indicating they were being prosecuted for being geniuses. The prosecution was brought based on evidence that they had broken one or more laws. Whether the people responsible for “critical national infrastructure” should be legally liable for shoddy ITsec is something else entirely.

In the meantime, the two alleged perps were remanded in custody, awaiting further court appearances. May be some time before they walk, or crack, free.

‘IT manager’ needed tech support because they had never heard of a command line

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Re: progression or lack of

Considering the incredibly obsolete systems that particular tax outfit depends on, it's probably just as well they don't try to recruit managers from outside.... they'd probably be liable for injuries incurred by interviewees tripping on the first step in their terrified rush out the door.

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Some truth, some obvious lies

The "I manage people, not content" line stems from the immediate post-WW II dictum, supposedly originating at Harvard Business School, that a good manager could manage anything: the students needed to learn how to manage, not any of the semi-infinite types of business they's all go on to manage in their careers.

Evidently, Steve Jobs Mark I bought into that philosophy when he recruited John Sculley, who'd spent the previous 17 years of his life selling (in Jobs's own words) sugared water and buying advertising prices ~ a factor of ten higher than his competitors'. It was never clear that Sculley understood the personal computer business, nor Apple's niche in it. Differences of opinion with SJ M I led to Jobs's departure and the founding of NeXT.

Apple's board ditched Sculley and hired Michael Spindler, who had excellent credentials (DEC, Intel, President of Apple Europe) but figured that the only way to reign in losses was to fire as many people as possible, and then try to sell the company (to IBM, Sun, or Philips). He lasted less than three years before the Apple board canned him.

Then came Gil Amelio, a guy who knew computer hardware from the ground up (Bell Labs, Fairchild, Rockwell, National Semiconductor) as well as having a Ph.D. in physics. You know, a smart guy. Yet he spent months trying to lowball the price of BeOS, failed, and then contributed his one historical decision: buying NeXT for twice what he'd tried to offer Be. In less than 18 months after starting as Apple CEO, Amelio was out on his ear, thank to Jobs's lobbying the board. The rest, as they say, is history — but remember that beyond soldering, Jobs's hardware experience was extremely limited, and it was his partnership with Wozniak that jump-started the company and the industry. Jobs should be respected for interesting himself in the hardware just enough to allow him to pursue one product vision after another. Those may be visions that most people reading this site mock, but that punters literally lined up in mall hallways and on city streets to turn over their hard-earned <insert currency name here> to buy. Jobs never knew everything about the technologies that went into his "magical" devices, but he was intellectually curious enough to learn what he needed to know about them to make superior (as measured by sales) products. and let's face it, in the business world, it's only the bottom line that matters.

After nearly half a century in deep space, every ping from Voyager 1 is a bonus

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Re: We couldn't do it again

Guess what? The this bag warning labels predate Apollo 11.

White House nixes NASA unions amid budget uncertainty

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No federal employee….

….is allowed to strike, collective bargaining agreement or otherwise.

Online property ad reveals looted Nazi war art, triggers police raid

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Re: Real Estate Photos

…. or at least a part-time for journalists who who resent the plundering of their country’s art treasures by the Nazis. Can’t imagine why?

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Re: Tribe

I saw that movie….

Unfortunately, many of them, including Eichmann, transported themselves to Argentina, where the movement probably has plenty of second- and third-generation sympathizers. Most likely, that’s where the painting is.

xAI fires legal rocket at Apple and OpenAI claiming they're locking out Grok

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Re: Accolades. Superior features...

All human beings are creatures of habit. Get one of them used to their every whim being fulfilled by suckups and misguided women willing to be impregnated by the serial big daddy, and it's very hard for that human to recall that there was ever a different way of life. Hopefully, the Starship that takes the Mad King to Mars will be large enough to accommodate a sufficient number of sycophants and uterus-for-hires to satisfy his bipolar wishes.

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Re: Can we just.....

Can we start a GoFundMe for building Mad King Elon's castle, pleasure (rock) gardens, and amusement park (CyberTruck demo derby track) on Mars? On condition he promises never to return, of course.

Two wrongs don’t make a copyright

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Re: A bad decision. Stupidity or Corruption?

In an ideal world. Do you live in one?

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Re: They’re my eyes

And I insist on my right not even to view ads. Even by accident.

New Yorkers will soon be able to yell 'I'm walkin here!' to Waymo robotaxis

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For the DC deployment

Special software for avoiding getting t-boned by a 16-ton armored vehicle being driven by some National Guard goober from the sticks?

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Because….

BW never heard of nail guns?

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Simply refer to….

…. Regulations for HM serving officers, specifically the subparagraphs on “Not losing one’s cap.”

IETF Draft suggests making IPv6 standard on DNS resolvers - partly to destroy IPv4

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Out of curiosity

To what degree does an IPv6 implementation of “an upstream router” handling all address allocation replicate the security function of NAT on a home ‘v4 network? I recall that some years ago, v6 went from “no obfuscation” to “some obfuscation, if desired,” but I don’t know where that stands now.

US spy chief claims UK backed down over Apple backdoor demand

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Or not

..,.as was well proven after the San Bernardino massacre in 2015.

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

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Re: Some things have to be learnt the hard way

And in any case, everyone with the least experience knows you work on motorcycles in cold weather in your living room (drawing room?) so the carpet can soak up the oil and chain lube.

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Re: Something I know, but apparently have never taken on board.

The Red Green-approved answer.

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Re: You

Or I suppose they could have looked at the connectors on the drive and the receptacles on the rackmount system and figured out what went (and didn’t go) where. But I guess that’s the sort of thing that some fraction (guessing ~ 80% for males in their maximum testosterone years) are only capable of learning the hard way.

Law and water: Russia blamed for US court system break-in and Norwegian dam drama

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Re: Head meet wall

Control over critical facilities should never involve the public Internet. End of discussion.

Datacenter diplomacy: Australia commits to help Vanuatu build bit barns

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Re: Back to the Stone Age

Why limit your snideness to the US? Can you name any nation that does things for poorer ones without quid pro quos? Take your time, I’ll just sit here and read El Reg.

Desktops and printers in coffee shops? Starbucks Korea tells customers to 그만 해

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Thanks for the link

I'd never seen the 2008 video, including a young Aubrey Plaza bench-pressing a 17-inch CRT, before.

I started losing my digital privacy in 1974, aged 11

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Just a speculation

Here in the US, there’s been a “ Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act” (HIPAA) on the books since 1996. Prior to that, the author’s urgent care facility was very unlikely to have been able to access MGH’s or any other medical facility’s records — but it was only able to do so in 2025 because the author had to fill out/assent to some printed forms that allowed the urgent care outfit to access his HIPAA-protected records. MGH may or may not have digitized its patient records prior to 1996, when the HIPAA clock started ticking, but eventually it had no choice, just as it had no choice but to insure the security of those data (well, OK, who knew from zero-days when that law was written?). Thus the paperwork I feel certain the author had to deal with before he could receive treatment in 2025, just as I do every time I visit a medical facility here.

The White House could end UK's decade-long fight to bust encryption

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Re: Thanks Donald.

Nothing like a vindictive, capricious, arguably senile, convicted felon and tinhorn dictator riding to the UK's rescue to prevent it from becoming (more of) a tinhorn dictatorship.

Tech support team won pay rise for teaching customers how to RTFM

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And were those manuals….

….in orange or grey binders?

Apple piles another $100B on top of previous US manufacturing pledge

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Really?

Laughable comment.

Tested: Microsoft Recall can still capture credit cards and passwords, a treasure trove for crooks

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Great response….

….for 0.01% of home users.

Florida Man earns five-year sentence for $100 million telco fraud

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Re: Guess the perp didn't get the payment due message from Brendan Carr and trump.

Suspect all he’ll gat from the Felon-in-Chief is a pardon.

US sends 33,000 smart 'strike kits' to make Ukrainian drones even deadlier

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Skynet? Er, Skynode.

What could possibly go wrong?

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