Posts by Ralph Hodgson

Illinois bright spark sparks car inferno

IT?

Well? No mention of mobile phones, pdas, ipods or anything remotely IT.

Another almost Darwinian episode snuffed out.

Yahoo! loses spot at Britain's biggest ISP

Yahoo!

....powered by Google?

This surely is a big slap in the face for Yahoo!

You can just imagine the board meeting.....

Yahoo! rep sipping coffee, in walks BT director of commerce, with guy in suit. 'Hello Mr Yahoo! we love your email client, but Mr. Google here is going to takeover the search engine, cos he is more popular than you!

! sign.... well I just had to.

Not now darling I'm twirping

I'm just....

...getting my coat!

Sweet! Twirp me, be my friend, 2 more and I'll be the Megarifistic Friend Twirper on t'internet Evvvvah!.

Oz driver sticks seatbelt on slab of beer

@Simon Holt

They moved them to England, A1 north of Morpeth.

Wheels come off Paris Hilton movie vehicle

the biggest problem of this film is it's title!

With the supposed 'Nottie' played by delicious Christine Lakin, maybe the title should have been:

The Nottie and the Hottie?

PH icon is a bit obvious here, but always glad to do her service!

Coat... yes the blue suede one with a button missing.....

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

Oink, Oink

Best bit of comedy satire I have read in a long while. I almost spewed my bacon sandwich all over my monitor!

It would be so easy to use PH icon and make some suggestive comment about sausage, but......

Mine's the tan leather one, oh yes and don't forget my Crocodile skin boots :-D

French motorwonk savages hybrid cars

@Eponymous Cowherd

There are actually 4.55 litres in a gallon so at £1.04 per litre, it's more like £4.73 per gallon not £4, and when converted to $ this is approx. $9!

I do agree that the yanks have a nerve to whine about $3 per gallon! If we paid $3 per gallon I could fill my modest Peugeot 306 for about £10.

There are three things certain in life......and one of them is Taxes.

Cambs cops podcast 999 timewasters

@ David Laurie

A domestic water burst is the responsibility of the fire brigade, although the only action they take is to turn the water off, and ensure no further flooding. They will pump out water too if it is severe.

Beeb censors Fairytale of New York

@ the world of censorship in general.

As children we are taught the popular saying "Sticks and stones, etc.....

Why then is anyone offended at any word, and feel the need to censorship?

Some people need to grow up and get some backbone.