Posts by lansalot

Bite me? It's 'byte', and that acronym is Binary Interface Transfer Code Handler

Father Ted for the win

My test strings tend to be Arse, Feck, Girls and Drink.

One of which popped up in front of some Council bigwigs I was demoing to. Hint: It wasn't "girls" or "drink"...

Wipro names new CEO: Former Capgemini COO Thierry Delaporte

Re: Beating HCL...

That was my experience also.

Microsoft Teams: The good, the bad, and the ugly

and yet...

We're having major issues with Teams for the last fortnight - users in my team showing as "Unknown User". Our desk tells us they're working with MS to resolve and this isn't just affecting us. Anyone else confirm?

This won't end well. Microsoft's AI boffins unleash a bot that can generate fake comments for news articles

err...

"The comments it generates are short - on the order of tens of words - and aren’t complex enough to incite much reaction"

Have you been on the internet lately?

Suspected crypto-coin crook collared after emailing apology note to the cops rather than victim – shock claim

Re: Well...

Also, the conscience...

Tech lobbyists turn on Trump over Mexican tariffs, then quickly try to smooth the waters

Re: Trump is right

"Mutin"... now I know why they named a button after you.

Boeing boss denies reports 737 Max safety systems weren't active

highly relevant...

https://spectrum.ieee.org/aerospace/aviation/how-the-boeing-737-max-disaster-looks-to-a-software-developer

Easter is approaching – and British pr0n watchers still don't know how long before age-gates come into force

Oh no...

This will be a sad day when it comes into effect... please, someone pass the tissues.

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

The IDS comes through..

Years ago, I had a spare SPARC, and being a curious fellow, I decided to deploy Snort on it and leave it running as an IDS. It never detected a single thing (not surprising as I didn't have clearance to run it, and thus it was "internal only" - and on a switched network of course).

Except for one day when it did. It detected water. A pipe above it burst and electrocuted it.

Ooo shiny! First Visual Studio 2019 sneak peek here in time for Chrimbo

wot?

Still no Powershell GUI dev?

VirusTotal slips on biz suit, says Google's daddy will help the search for nasties

Re: so..

So you're saying Google would be unable to make this particular use case free?

Interesting technical viewpoint...

so..

Why don't all browsers run the checksum for whatever they just downloaded past VT before committing the save? Aware you can get various extensions and such, but even so.. it seems like such a minor thing to add.

Firefox hooks up with HaveIBeenPwned for account pwnage probe

handy..

But here's a crazy idea - all browser manufacturers, why not integrate with VirusTotal as well?

You're downloading the file, calculate the checksum as you're doing so, and at the end - submit it to VirusTotal to see if it's in their database. Present warnings accordingly.

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

citrix and scvmm

Brought up a new SCVMM server and pushed the updated client out to a few VMs. No issues, no reboot needed. So pushed it out to 3 hosts, each hosting 7 citrix xenapp VMs (so approx 200 users were being served).

The hosts didn't take too kindly to the new client, and promptly blue-screened. However, as the estate wasn't at its most stable at the time, users were conditioned to logging back on again when citrix disappeared. Not a single call came in. So I kept quiet, until now...

Biggest vuln bombshell in forever and storage industry still umms and errs over patches

aye..

Dell/EMC still very silent on the impact to their ScaleIO product, I notice.. where customer code will definitely be running on VMs etc. The joys of HyperConvergence, eh

Storage slingers say: Don't sweat Spectre, Meltdown SANitation

well thanks, Dell..

Been waiting for last couple weeks now as to a statement for potential impact for EMCs ScaleIO product, which you resell.

Being HyperConverged, in that the VMs and storage are all on the same boxes, we're expecting a significant performance hit.

Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python

ah ha!

"And I could very well have been bitten in a sensitive place, if you know what I mean."

AYE, HE MEANS HIS COCK!

#intentionalPartridge

BT hikes prices for third time in 18 months

ooh...

That's some nice changes to protecting me from dodgy callers. Of course, my phone has never been plugged in, but thanks loads for charging me for something that probably doesn't work and I don't need.

Time to shop around I think !

Please activate the anti-ransomware protection in your Windows 10 Fall Creators Update PC. Ta

so..

Not worth persisting with to protect your actual-data then, just because one thing got blocked?

Yay!

That sounds like a great tool for home users to protect themselves!

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/client-management/mdm/policy-csp-defender#defender-controlledfolderaccessallowedapplications

Ah wait - not available in Windows 10 Home edition??

Equifax backtracks arbitrate-don't-litigate plan for punters

Dear Equifax hackers?

Could you find out if I have PPI, and submit a claim for me automatically? Thanks!

Printer blown to bits by compressed air

a long time ago...

well, 1984-ish.. in my metalwork class at school, they had a poster on the wall. It was pretty to-the-point.

TWO WAYS TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

A picture of a fired gun against a head, with brains ejecting out the other side

A picture of a compressor and its hose against a head, with brains ejecting out the other side

You could say the message worked, as I remember it clearly over 30 years later.

Why do GUIs jump around like a demented terrier while starting up? Am I on my own?

even worse...

The worst one is far and away the "windows updates have finished installing, want to reboot now?" that flashes up as you're busy typing... and that space bar you just rattled gives the OK button a press.

Facebook, Google slammed for 'commercial prostitution'

profitting from hate?

You read the Daily Mail and such lately? You'd be as well starting with them, at least their content is produced by them, purposely and wilfully.

Become a blockchain-secured space farmer with your hard drive

oops

https://virustotal.com/en/file/035c780a1ece816e9adc4dee06f8484751346a7f70d9ae6d7f627cce27bdfb3f/analysis/

I'd like to hope these are heuristically derived false-positives...

IT guy checks to see if PC is virus-free, with virus-ridden USB stick

seriously??

you tossed the whole drive?

Back to school for you !

Parliamentary Trump-off? Pro-Donald petition passes 100k signatures

Re: nice!

Well, John... after a good week now, they appear to have tailed off at 1.85m versus 300,000.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=open

So my comparison stands. Feeling uneasy, are you?

nice!

I'm actually quite cheered by this - 1.6 million versus 100,000.

Sometimes, it feels as though the Trumpeteers are in roughly equal numbers, so if this is indicative then perhaps things aren't as bad as I'd thought.

Had to laugh at Britain First's saluting him as a patriot. Cowardice at its finest.

Hacker: I made 160,000 printers spew out ASCII art around the world

hmmm

LPR exposed to the internet (check!), but he also had to invoke his mysterious zero-days, and firmware updates?

Why bother, when LPR is so easy to do?

Trump fan Peter Thiel 'considering' CA Terminator role*

ah, why not give him a shot... Seeing as Trump is going all out on filling the swamp, instead of draining it, he'd fit right in.

Trump's cyber-guru Giuliani runs ancient 'easily hackable website'

simple

Build a (fire)wall - and make the hackers pay for it!

Did webcam 'performer' offer support chap payment in kind?

even worse..

My friend asked me to look at her dad's PC and dropped it off. He'd left a DVD in the drive, which duly spun into action with lesbian porn.

Opening a beer, I decided to take a well deserved break from my IT investigations. As the can reached my lips, performer #1 crouched above #2 and let loose.... well... a #2.

Beer down, computer off, knocked on door, "sorry, nothing I can do with this one!"

Mirai IoT botnet blamed for 'smashing Liberia off the internet'

Krebs says not:

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2016/11/did-the-mirai-botnet-really-take-liberia-offline/

Appointments on hold as (computer) virus wreaks havoc with NHS trust systems

A free hip, says it's ransomware...

Researchers expose Mirai vuln that could be used to hack back against botnet

Fine, you don't advocate hacking back.

Now, it only takes *one* of you to deviate from that, and put a stop to these miscreants. I wouldn't lose much sleep over it in this instance, if it were done properly.

Fujitsu seeks PC exit, finds willing buyer in Lenovo

Re: Do people really buy them

Not desktops - but their laptops are actually pretty awesome.

DNS devastation: Top websites whacked offline as Dyn dies again

Dear whitehats

Please change all the passwords on those insecure devices to something random.

Thx

Everyone-else

Windows updates? Just trust us, says Microsoft executive

Morning, Microsoft !

Funny you should ask about the whole "trust us" thing.

I've come in to work this morning to find 175 servers out of ~600 that are refusing to install Endpoint Protection AV updates. No known cause as of yet.

I'll keep working on it, but thanks for reminding me we can totally trust you not to screw things up.

When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

Wouldn't cause a problem if they use Deep Freeze...

VESK coughs up £18k in ransomware attack

Unsafe computing practices, plus people with too much access = customers affected.

Nice work indeed...

Still, at least the ransomers know who to target in the future!

Half! a! billion! Yahoo! email! accounts! raided! by! 'state! hackers!'

I was surprised to find I had a Yahoo account - it looks like it went over when I registered for flickr years ago.

Logged in to find an inbox that was full of nothing but incredibly-obvious spam. So their spam filters suck for sure. Oh, and the page design... it was like a teenagers Myspace page.. :(

Malware figures out it's running on VMs and refuses to execute

Re: ummm

Most-Recently-Used, most likely...

There's a lot of MRU lists populated in your typical windows installation - recent word, excel, publisher documents. Recent jpegs opened, recent folders visited, network locations browsed, internet history etc. Lots of places that a "real" machine will populate with evidence of actual work.

I want to remotely disable Londoners' cars, says Met's top cop

"You're only supposed to lock the bloooody dooors off!!!"

Microsoft snubs alert over Exchange hole

Re: it only takes only four lines of code and a local config file

Bother because you can potentially grab credentials that will get you to other parts of the infrastructure you don't already have access to.

UK Labour man Owen Smith: If you wanna be a leader, you gotta stop with that lens

oh..

"Clearly no harm was done"?

How do you know?

Samsung's million-IOPS, 6.4TB, 51Gb/s SSD is ... well, quite something

*cough* how much? *cough*

Hitler ‘ransomware’ offers to sell you back access to your files – but just deletes them

That doesn't work well when the people this most typically affects (home users) are local admins on their own machine, and the first thing the malware does is turn of versioning and deleting any existing snapshots...

Windows 10 Anniversary Update crashing under Avast antivirus update

Re: Ahh yess

Probably just as well they removed Classic Shell then...

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/audacity-and-classic-shell-download-server-hacked-by-pegglecrew-/

You think Donald Trump is insecure? Check out his online store

PAH!

How dare you take credit for this, El-Reg...????

Don't you know - he ALONE CAN SOLVE!