Two Parts!
I can see it being split into "There" - a tall tale of trolls, elves, dwarfs and dragons, (Yawn, we've seen it all before) and "Back Again!", a family homily - telling the tale of the ancestral family home falling into ruin only to be saved by the second cousins once removed, only for the disappearing uncle to return after a years absence, and the amazing hijincks that occur as a result. Where did those silver spoons go again?!
Biting the hand that feeds IT
