* Posts by Gene Cash

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Citibank accidentally wired $500m back to lenders in user-interface super-gaffe – and judge says it can't be undone

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Interest

"The disputed funds ... are held under a temporary restraining order"

So if Citibank loses, do they pay any sort of interest or other penalty to redress the time loss of the money?

Facebook bans sharing of news in Australia – starting now – rather than submit to pay-for-news-plan

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Re: "can't access state health departments on Facebook"

> Why, why people look for such information on Facebook?

Don't forget these are the same people that think the IE/Firefox shortcut is "the interwebs"

I see people google sites instead of using a bookmark.

Texas blacks out, freezes, and even stops sending juice to semiconductor plants. During a global silicon shortage

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FAIL

There is no chip shortage!

There's only a lack of planning by the car companies that failed to make the proper orders for their Just-In-Time crap, so now that chip production capacity is making other things.

'It's where the industry is heading': LibreOffice team working on WebAssembly port

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It's the way the industry is heading

So they're doing it because it's the latest fad?

Sounds like a great reason to waste coding resources!

Forgot Valentine's Day? Never mind, today marks 75 years of the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer

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Re: "fear of a battering with delicious cheesesteak sandwiches"

No, most of the Philly cheesesteak folks I know are rather specific about the quality of the cheese, meat, bread and other bits. That's why it's a meal held in rather high regard.

Voyager 2 receives and executes first command in 11 months as sole antenna that reaches it returns to work

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Re: Press any key to continue

Actually it's more of a "safe" mode than a "sleep" mode - it's usually stop all science, power down all that you can, point your biggest antenna at Earth and wait for further instructions - "stop everything and listen"

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Re: It's a different world

Well, I usually go by by the SRI packet radio van at the end of '77 for the beginning of the Internet, and that TCP was split into TCP/IP in '78. Those are just my personal touchstones.

I was originally on BITNET during college, UUCP provided by the university afterwards and a little FIDONET, and then I got an actual dialup connection from a local provider.

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It's a different world

As I type this, I'm watching a live broadcast of the launch of an unmanned Russian space freighter to the International Space Station on YouTube.

When Voyager 2 was launched, there was no internet (there was ARPANET, but no TCP/IP), certainly no YouTube, and Soviet launches were usually observed live only by American spy satellites.

A permanent space station had been a fantasy since the mid-'60s, but nobody would have ever predicted it would have been assembled by an international effort, including a significant portion from the Russians.

I have a machine that can "print" 3D objects that I design in a CAD program. I have 2 high power long range electric motorcycles in my 3-car garage. I have home-made temperature sensors scattered about the house communicating wirelessly to a desktop running a UNIX-like OS developed by the world community. It's got 32 fricking gigabytes of memory, is water-cooled, and doesn't even have spinning disk drives or tapes.

I didn't even have my first computer until 1979 and it was a TRS-80 Model I Level 1 with 4K RAM.

I have a color laser printer that I bought for $300. In 1977, the new Xerox 9700 cost $500,000. The HP LaserJet wasn't until 1984, cost $3,500, and sure as hell didn't do color!

I have a small handheld computer that can talk to anyone in the world, and navigate me from place to place, as well as keeping track of my bank accounts and tons of other information. Plus it can play Solitaire.

Yeah, if you'd told me about all this in 1977, I probably would have decked you.

helloSystem: Pre-alpha FreeBSD project chases simplicity and elegance by taking cues from macOS

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Re: Further simplicity and ease of use...

Actually "wacky" names like GIMP are an advantage where you can at least search for related information.

On the opposite end of the spectrum is Dia, which is a diagramming application. Trying to search for anything related to that is a waste of time.

Microsoft's underwhelming, underpowered dual-screen Surface Duo phone arrives in the UK this month for £1,349

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> all be it with only one screen

Yes, the price really does come down to the form factor.

Not my cuppa, but if someone were to make something like the original Droid/Milestone with the slide-out physical keyboard, I might be persuaded to part with a large wedge.

Better buckle up: Volkswagen puts Microsoft in driver's seat to deliver 'automated' platform

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Re: "potential buyers may want to check the privacy policy before purchase"

And what fucking good does that do when you really don't have much of a choice in vehicles to start with? And they ALL have shitty repair or privacy policies?

Hm, let's see... I can buy this Tesla but I can't get parts or have it serviced anywhere except a dealership... or I can buy this shitty VW and give all my data to Microsoft... or I can buy this shitty Ford and give all my data to Google... OR I CAN WALK!

Decisions, decisions.

Open Source Vulnerabilities database: Nice idea but too many Google-shaped hoops to jump through at present

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Won't last the year

It'll be on killedbygoogle.com pretty soon anyway, so I don't see it being worth the effort.

The laptop you bought in 2020 may stop you buying a car in 2021: Chips are going short

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Re: Genuine or artificial shortage?

@boothy Thank you! That finally sounds like the actual explanation.

Just 2020 things: Miscreants hit remote desktops 700% harder as world's IT teams try to support locked-down staff

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Re: RDP over the internet

> I would assume that a number of these would be management who would say "just get it done but there's no budget for it"

There's also "get it done right NOW because everyone's working at home due to covid" and not only is there no budget, but there's no time to do it right.

Web prank horror: Man shot dead while pretending to rob someone at knife-point for a YouTube video

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Re: It doesn't even need a gun

I remember a story about 4 guys trying to rob a 70yo pensioner. Who was retired from spending 20 years teaching unarmed combat in the SAS. I think they identified most of the bits.

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Re: Think of it as evolution in action

Average human intelligence went up a fraction of a percent.

Terraria dev cancels Stadia port after Google disabled his email account for three weeks

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Re: This is weird

Because Google decided to trash people's YouTube accounts and force them to use a Google/Gmail account about 2 years back. So if they kill your YouTube account, then that's everything.

How do we combat mass global misinformation? How about making the internet a little harder to use

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Re: Trust nothing, check your data, use various sources.

> The days of taught belief in "Authority" ended in 1964

Ha! I wish! It was still around at least when I was in school in the mid-'80s, with the single shining exception of one teacher who tried to teach us to think for ourselves. From listening to friend's children, it's still around.

Linus Torvalds labels Super Bowl 'violent version of egg-and-spoon race'

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As an American, I can tell you some Super Bowl secrets

If a team "goes for it" on fourth down and succeeds, the coach's Special Bar recharges all the way and he can unleash his Ultimate Combo

There is a secret "fifth down" that can only be unlocked by a player wielding a piece of the True Cross

And then it's time for the kick off! Touch your battlefoot to the Pain Ellipsoid and let the cycle of violence begin anew!

This might be questionable content, however.

No ports, no borders, no hope: Xiaomi's cool but impractical all-screen concept phone

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in before iFixit

rates it a -5 out of 10 for repair...

My bad! So you're saying that redacting an on-screen PDF with Tipp-Ex won't work?

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Re: The Weekly Cultural Moment

Recently I learned about "mews houses" here on El Reg. We don't have those in the US.

How do you fix a problem like open-source security? Google has an idea, though constraints may not go down well

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Lots of questions

* What is a "vulnerability database" and why do we need multiple ones? What's the difference between this and the list of vulnerabilities that CERT maintains?

* "A notification system for the actual discovery of vulnerabilities." - WTF? Isn't that CERT?

* "That no changes are made to critical open-source software" - who determines "critical software"?

* "an attested build system" means "a Google build system" right?

AI brain drain to Google and pals threatens public sector's ability to moderate machine-learning bias

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Not a new trend

This has been happening since Symbolics hired most of the people away from MIT's AI Labs

Google's cloud services lost $14.6bn over three years – and CEO Sundar Pichai likes that trajectory

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Re: Future headline

"Google just killed off its in-house games development teams working on Stadia titles, leaving outside developers to produces titles for the platform"

Looks like that's about to happen for Stadia.

Pikachu-shocked-face.

ByteDance sues Tencent over lack of link love on its messaging services

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Best laugh in a month

"That prohibition is in line with China’s renewed emphasis on consumer safety."

Must have been difficult to type that with a straight face.

Musk see: Watch SpaceX's latest Starship rocket explode while trying to touch down

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Did not explode in the air

"unfortunately, it exploded in the air before it could flip the right way up and touch down"

Did you not watch the video? It explodes on contact with the ground.

ESA signs off on three more service modules for Moon mission – despite agency boss casting doubt on 2024 landing

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Inspiring

"I'm sure that in 2025, 2026, there will be something and I hope that we will have also some Europeans at the end of this decade over there"

Wow. Could he sound any more disinterested?

NASA to have another go at firing Space Launch System engines because just over a minute of data won't cut it

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Can only load the stage with propellant 9 times

https://spacenews.com/nasa-to-perform-second-sls-green-run-test/

"the core stage was designed to be loaded with cryogenic propellants, liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen, only nine times. With two of those fuelings already used for the hotfire test and an earlier wet dress rehearsal, an additional static-fire test would cut into the margin used for tests at the Kennedy Space Center and launch attempts."

How do you save an ailing sales pitch? Just burn down the client's office with their own whiteboard

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Re: reminds me

Yeah, I had the same situation. Thought about opening my mouth, and closed it.

He's the prof, so he knows best, right? Plus sparks and screaming will be entertaining, no? And in worst case, might get prof that could actually intelligently lecture!

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Re: Opps

In the days when PC ATs were new, I balanced a brand new $LARGE-GB $EXPENSIVE drive on the edge of the case. It was a full-height drive.

A resistor touched and all the smoke came out. I soldered in a new 1/2W resistor in, and the customer was none the wiser.

Remember life on Venus? One of the telescopes had 'an undesirable side effect' that could kill off the whole idea

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Unhappy

Captain, we have recalibrated the sensors and it seems we were in error

Dammit, Spock!

Seriously though, I'm hoping we send some real probes there soon, now that we sort of know the conditions that it needs to survive.

Takes from the taxpayer, gives to the old – by squishing a bug in Thatcherite benefits system

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Re: 01/26/2004 would have been cleared

> receiving no answer

He's the bloke that gets YYYY-DD-MM, and when he complains, he is going to have to file an enhancement request.

Completed Netflix? Indulge your inner nerd with a virtual talk from a computer museum

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Re: You know you're old when......

That's like when I visited Art Of The Motorcycle, and the first 4 motorcycles I learned to ride on were in the museum.

Bothering to upgrade the iPhone 12 over older models has proven to be worth its weight in gold for Apple

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Re: Blower?

No, but it's got a meatsack attached that blows hot air.

Apple clinches Q4 smartphone shipments top spot as US sanctions elbow Huawei out of the major league

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Re: Most iPhone upgraders ever, per the Q1 results call

> I guess the much smaller percentage of people who bother to upgrade

Are you kidding? All the Apple fanbois I know pretty much foamed at the mouth to get one of these.

"IT'S GOT 5G!!"

"Are there any 5G networks around here?"

"Well... um... er... no..."

Apple fanbois are nowhere near as technically informed as Android geeks. Most of them that I know are either upper management or artsy types like screen talent and writers.

The killing of CentOS Linux: 'The CentOS board doesn't get to decide what Red Hat engineering teams do'

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Re: There's also a reason why Ubuntu is known as "Windows amongst Linuxes".

> There is. They try to make it easy to use. Pricks.

Ubuntu: Swahili for "I failed to install Debian"

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Re: What a giveaway!

Doesn't he remember the years that RedHat went without producing revenue? It was a running Slashdot joke for a while.

North Korea infected infosec bods with backdoors via dodgy blog pages, Visual Studio files – Google

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Re: "using separate physical or virtual machines"

Especially on an already dodgy looking URL like the one in the article!

What's a COVID-19 outbreak? Amazon gets all Trumpy over Alabama warehouse workers' mail-in vote to form a union

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Re: When your company fights you this hard...

Amazon sucks, but other vendors are so uniformly and completely shit at taking orders and shipping stuff that they basically hand Amazon the world on a plate.

Smartphones are becoming like white goods, says analyst, with users only upgrading when their handsets break

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Customization

I spend a lot of time and effort setting up my phone the way I want it. For example, I need to root my phone, because my garage door app needs to turn the GPS and cell data on/off when I leave or come back home.

A new phone means I have to redo that several weeks of work, and also with the new versions of Android means I might have to do it differently or not at all.

So I keep my phone as long as possible because it represents a not insignificant investment in something other than money.

Must 'completely free' mean 'hard to install'? Newbie gripe sparks some soul-searching among Debian community

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Re: Not for noobs

Debian: it's user friendly, but it's very picky about who its friends are.

Ubuntu: Swahili for "I failed to install Debian"

Google's Alphabet sticks a pin in its Loon internet broadband service

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Google abandons a project?

Color me shocked!

Android 10 ported to homegrown multi-core RISC-V system-on-chip by Alibaba biz, source code released

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Cool!

More diversity is good.

'We're storing how this material should behave': Boffins' 3cm 'm-bit' cubes demonstrate programmable wunderstuff

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Alien

As it turns out, there's an XKCD Questionable Content for that!

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3180

Bye-bye Bridenstine: Outgoing chief leaves NASA in good shape, though Boots on Moon by '24 goal looks doubtful

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Re: Been there done that..

I love people that say "we don't need to do X, until X is closer to perfection."

A friend says this about electric vehicles. "We shouldn't spend money on EVs until we have perfect batteries"

So we'll magically perfect X without spending any effort working on it?

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Re: Lost leadership

> Artemis is a white elephant

Artemis is a jobs program, which is why it'll continue. There's a piece of the Artemis pie in all the Senator's back yards.

Screw you, gadget-menders! No really, you'll need loads of screwdrivers to fix Apple's AirPods Max headphones

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Re: Question

> the one they couldn't immediately identify

Yeah, for me to say that, it doesn't mean much.

For iFixit to go "we don't know that 'un" is impressive.

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Re: Extensive toolkit

I like to refer to it as "percussive maintenance"

You look for the largest objects in the universe and two come along at once: Astroboffins spot mega radio galaxies dwarfing Milky Way

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Re: "more than two Mega-parsecs across, which is around 6.5 million light years"

> The number of stars would be based on the area

Probably meaning "The number of stars would be based on the volume"

Samsung tones down sticky stuff in the Galaxy S21 series, simplifying repairs massively

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Coat

Re: very hard to make a phone waterproof with a removable battery

> I've got one so I'm interested.

Well, if you want to experiment, I'm sure it might be a slam dunk for commentard points!