* Posts by Gene Cash

5755 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Mar 2007

'Perfect storm' drives electronics stores to EXTINCTION

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Re: A shame in one sense

Not really. Every time I've gone over to Best Buy for something I *need* immediately, they don't have it anyway. I'm talking basic stuff like hard drives, network cards, etc.

Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow

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Re: An automatic lawnmower...

If you go to the mfgr site (http://www.husqvarna.com/us/products/robotic-mowers/husqvarna-robotic-mowers-for-homeowners/) guess what they have a picture of...

Pew study finds one in five Americans still won't go online

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Re: Close, but....

It was banned in my Lutheran High School. I lost my computer privileges for even asking "whut about dem dinosaurs?"

Yahoo! enters! last! chance! saloon!

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FAIL

"slashed Yahoo!‘s search development expenses"

AKA killing the chicken for dinner tonight, but ensuring you'll not have eggs tomorrow.

This is the same thing Kodak did, selling off all its R&D & profitable divisions, then being surprised when it was left with only unprofitable divisions.

170m people 'upgrade' to Google+, but how many stick around?

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FAIL

They can screw my email over hard if they want

Facebook can do all the wacky stuff they want, but one important thing they can't touch is my email.

When Google went through their temper tantrum about usernames, I yanked my G+ membership in a heartbeat and I am never going back, as long as my gmail account is my primary address. I've had enough people tell me "Cash? No, we need a real last name..." TYVM.

Shuttle Discovery to buzz Washington DC at 1,500 feet

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Panic?

Hm. Considering the absolute senseless panic when Air Force One flew around the Statue of Liberty doing a photo-op, I see many sensationalized news stories coming out next Tuesday afternoon. My "fellow citizens" are morons and I expect them to act like it.

Ten... Living Room Gadget Treats

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Sony? No, thanks...

Not buying anything Sony ever again. No matter how nice it is.

Motorola brings 3G to Xoom tablets

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Re: But Still No Card Slot

At least the card slot works as well as the original Xoom. I still can't see what the horrible difficulty is in writing to an SD card... my Droid does it just fine.

Google shows off Project Glass augmented reality specs

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Coat

Perfect output device...

... for the "girls around me" app??

Make mine a trenchcoat.

Best Buy shuttering 50 stores, laying off staff in $800m cost slash

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Happy

THANK GOD!

My network card died this week on my PC, so I headed over to BB a block away for a new one. There was a Netgear gigabit PCI one for $30 on their website.

So I'm wandering around and see lots of routers, wireless stuff, but no NICs. I saw a network-over-powerline thing for $80, and I picked it up so I wouldn't need to run cable to the garage.

I didn't see any sales staff either, so I headed up front and asked for help. The manager came over, so of course about half a dozen staff showed up.

I asked about an ethernet card, and one of the morons points to a wireless USB dongle. I said I wanted wired, and he said "oh we haven't stocked WIRED since OCTOBER!" (wired is so '90s! tsssh! get with the picccccturrrreeeee)

The manager calmly nodded and said "yup" so I set my $80 impulse purchase down and left.

Staples across the street had the card for $21.

Google planning to brand and sell Android tablets

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Re: Well...

The Xoom *is* supposed to be a "Google Experience" device just like the Nexus, and they still can't get ICS on that either.

Amazon boss finds Apollo 11 engines on seabed

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Re: If you really have too much money ...

The NASM has 1/4 of an F-1 mockup, set into a mirrored corner in a lame attempt to make it look like the real thing. Having also seen the real thing, I think it's a major ripoff and rather surprised they'd do such a poor exhibit.

If you think that's impressive, you should see the real thing.

Dijit

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And on my old Palm devices...

OAP sues Apple for $1m after walking into store's glass door

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Being an American...

Can I please vote up the parent comment about 1000x? I'm tired of the entitlement attitude in this country. I hope she gets beaten in court like a red-headed stepchild.

Mobile operators mourn death of embedded 4G

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FAIL

By whom?

By Verizon & T-Mobile, at least in the US. They block it, make it very expensive to purchase, put a tiny data cap on it, and if you get around your blocking and they find out about it, your connection stops working and they try to charge you the $350 ETF.

I vastly regret buying my 4G Xoom. What a waste of money.

US broadcasters put the squeeze on small-town cable TV

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Considering the amount of ads...

It should be free to the end-user as well. From midnight onwards, it's mostly no-content paid advertising programming for things like "Celeb Hair Styling Tips with the Amazing Rotating InStyler!!!" or "Shark Steam Mop - Best Deal Ever!" or "Firmer Skin in 10 Minutes"

And that's real crap cut'n'pasted from my channel guide, not an exaggeration. I'm actually paying for this garbage.

Facebook: Your boss asks for your password, we'll sue him! Maybe

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I still think this is a stupidity/trustworthiness test

Anyone I interviewed who DID had over his password would quickly find his application in the round file as a security risk. Plus it would be interesting how they would phrase the "no, I don't think so" because that would show how well they deal with conflict.

Space probe in orbit above Mercury sees signs of polar ice

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Re: What's with the tortured acronyms?

Apollo acronym?? That's the first I've heard of that in 45 years of being a space nut...

Fragmentation bomb wounds Android in developer war

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WTF?

Re: So is this like the Unix® story?

No, you don't. What you really have to do is write robust code that doesn't depend on a screen size. And I've never had to handle the physical keyboard on my Droid any different than the virtual one... that is what the OS is for.

Also, the emulator doesn't take 5 minutes to start even on my POS Pentium D box, and that doesn't matter since you can leave it running and just redeploy as necessary.

What the hell are you doing?

Inside Sony's Home Entertainment HQ in Japan

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Re: Trinitron

My 19" Trinitron is still running great at 23 years old. It's still my main TV.

Android Market morphs into 'Google Play'

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FAIL

Ugh. Shovel that crap on there

To me, that screen is just an annoyance that it didn't go directly to "My Apps"

If Google is going to push their books, why don't they spend time on writing a reader that can display basic things like footnotes, and isn't a usability showcase of horrors?

And of course there's the thoroughly beaten dead horse where Google has an app store where you can't find anything unless you already know the name.

How about policing the hundreds of apps that are simply warmed-over examples from the SDK with a price tag and adware (maybe some malware too) added? Or the couple hundred apps that are a rotating cube with various Playboy copyright violations horribly pixelated onto them? Then perhaps I can take the "contains 450,000 apps" bit seriously.

And if I hack it, can I say I was only playing around?

Future car tech

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FAIL

Fixing it

I remember the days when I'd take my car with ABS to anyone other than the dealer and it was "Nah, can't work on that, I don't have the equipment and it's too much of a liability issue"

And given that I have yet to see a dealership with competent techs...

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

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Re: Trickle, trickle...

It can also get you permanently listed as a sex offender, as a couple local drunk college students discovered.

Indiana Jones flicks out on Blu-ray this Fall

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Paris Hilton

Earwig

DAMN YOU, EL REG! Now I'm going to be humming "dum-da-da-dum-dum" for the rest of the afternoon. If I get murdered by my cubemates, it's all your fault!

Paris, because I'd like to get a hummer from her, too....

Millions of China's tweeters 'silenced by real names decree'

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Trollface

So it has come to this

China is going all Google+ now?

Tomorrow's smartphone tech today

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Re: Bendy screens

So what happens if it gets creased? Most of the foldy bendy stuff I've seen dies if it gets a crease, which is probably why it's still in the lab.

Jabra Halo 2 Bluetooth headset

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Re: Yay - decent stereo headset!

Look for Jaybird JF3 stereo BT earbud style headsets. They're comfy & well-sealed acoustically, at least for me.

Ten... sub-£100 mono laser printers

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Postscript?

For me, the ability to toss the shitty CUPS crap and just run lprng is important, so I want a printer that does Postscript. This also gets around "does my driver/setup know how to handle duplex" too, as PS deals with this natively.

My old Brother HL-5240 does PS just fine and cost <US$120, so it's not a high-end feature.

Foursquare ousted? Google sneaks out Latitude leader boards

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4square fun

One of the ditzy blonde types posted her apartment as a public place. She also posted a picture of herself in a rather abbreviated top. Then she complained that "creepy strange guys" were checking into her apartment.

Ten... digital adult toys

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IT Angle

Run out of real stories/things to review?

You know, I realized when Creative Computing did a review of Bukka-Bukka Bath Toys that they were not far from going out of business, and sure enough, they only lasted another 4 issues.

I hope this doesn't mean El Reg is circling the drain in similar fashion, as I liked them.

Man surfs slopes at night in LED suit

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Go

Now to hand it over to our tame racing driver...

Some say.... he glows in the dark...

Satnav blunders blamed for £200m damages

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FAIL

Garmin is especially incompetent

I paid $290 for an update to my Garmin device about 3 years ago, only to find it didn't include my rather large subdivision, which has existed since 1984. I did other spot checks of places I was familiar with, and they were 8-15 years out of date too.

Boy burned in Nintendo sensor substitution

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Flame

Want to bet...

His parents said "you broke it, we don't have the money to fix it" and the rest is history, as they say.

US Navy preps railgun for tests

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Does it fire more than once?

I thought the issue was not getting the impressive KE numbers, but the fact that it trashes itself each time it fires, requiring pretty much a rebuild before the next shot.

Spacemen urge NASA to build nuke ship for Mars trip

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Who would have thought?

That the years 2010+ would be spent rediscovering 1950s era technologies? And complaining they're too difficult?

I even saw "Landing on Moon possible by 2020" as a *serious* headline the other day.

We need a "what a buncha losers" icon.

Can Sony's new supremo make the sacrifices to save his biz?

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FAIL

Sony are dicks

Just about every single product aside from their excellent monitors have been "proprietaried" and DRMed to hell. They make one-off non-standard stuff like memory sticks, and make implementing the technology a living hell of licensing, so it never gets used outside their own product line.

Things like cameras will have their own unique cables and protocols. They make the Vaio PCs incompatible and strange on purpose, making it really difficult to run anything other than Windows on them. Same for their cool little Vaio UX pocket PCs.

Anything they make is awesome at what it does, but it'll be hell to pay trying to get it to play nice with anything else. They don't ever want to cooperate with the rest of the planet.

"Fail" icon because I hope they do.

Eight... HD camera smartphones

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@Paul Crawford

Be aware this is some pain-in-the-ass semi-proprietary "Media Transfer" protocol, which is slow as hell on Linux, requiring some FUSE hackery to deal with. My Xoom uses this garbage.

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FAIL

Watch out for crap Android bugs

I discovered an annoying bug in the stock camera app on my Droid. It turns out that if you have geolocation selected in the app, but you happen to have the GPS turned off, then it just drops the pictures on the floor. It looks like it's taking pictures, but nothing ends up on the SD card.

Sysadmins: Don't get in your own way

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Hardware stores

They've started using them as well, which means you're totally out of luck with a bagful of miscellaneous hardware, or a large unscannable item like a ladder. I can write the price/sku/stock# on the bag for the cashier to verify, but I certainly can't do a barcode.

The local Home Depot recently went to automated checkout ONLY, and now wonder why their parking lot is empty, and the Lowe's across the street is full. "It must be the poor economy!"

Kelihos botnet BACK FROM THE DEAD

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New link

There is a new "report corrections" link, if you notice...

Why I'd pay Apple more to give iPad factory workers a break

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Americans only care about price

Americans haven't given a damn about quality for at least 12-15 years that I remember. All they care about is price. Given a choice between a good tool/boot/laptop for $100 and a crappy one that'll break in a week for $95, they'll take the $95 one in a heartbeat. I've seen friends buy 3 of a crappy $60 car jack, when the $80 one would not have broken.

This is why places like Walmart prosper.

It makes it difficult for folks like me willing to fork out a little extra for something that'll last and function well. For example, Sears now stocks mostly off-brand crap tools and the good Craftsman stuff is now hard to find because it doesn't sell.

Ten... A3 inkjet printers

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FAIL

Epson

Or reject *any* cartridges after a dozen or so, claiming it "needs cleaning" because a cartridge counter ran out.

Motorola slices out Razr smartphone bootloader lock

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I wonder why they don't do it like the Xoom?

The bootloader is unlockable by a simple published procedure, but by doing it, you're agreeing you no longer have a warranty and if it breaks you get to keep both pieces. That seems a simple way to keep it legal.

Intel bags $120m patent hoard from RealNetworks

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Looks like they're pulling a Kodak

Sell off all your core businesses that make a lot of money, then go bankrupt and blame it on everyone else.

Google Maps to dish out disaster alerts

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How long are they going to support it?

Are we going to hear "Google has decided that Google Public Alerts is too much of a drain and is open-sourcing the project" next year?

Inspiration Works intros Android tablet for tykes

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I feel really old

Seeing the kiddies getting cool toys like this. I would have killed for something like this when I was a wee one.

Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

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Armed with a shotgun?

And no "five rounds rapid" to the robot?? Jeez!

Android hackers mull rooted mobe app marketplace

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Screenshots

All you need is the Android SDK and a USB cable, rooted or not. The DDMS tool has a "take screenshot" option.

Page won't show his ring to prove Google+ 'engagement'

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Stop

BINGO

This is exactly why I deleted my G+ account.

I have a weird name, and when the shit started with "we delete people when we think they're using a fake name" then I got in there and deleted my account posthaste.

Failbook, for all it's issues, can't screw over my main email account.

Mozilla pushes browser-based alternative to passwords

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Linux

USB key

I keep my .mozilla dir on a USB key, and just carry it with me. When I plug it in, a udevd script mounts it where necessary. Simple.