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SpaceX Starship Flight Test 13 takes issue with the 'flight' bit

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LOL. And you forget Boeing with the Starliner capsule that nearly killed a crew (it got REALLY dicey for a bit) and is still so untrustworthy that NASA doesn't trust it any further than it can throw a Saturn V, and now looks like it'll NEVER deliver a crew to ISS?

Go look up how much Boeing has sucked up for that. They got paid a lot more than SpaceX got for Crew Dragon.

Not that SpaceX is flawless, but at least they're going measurably in the right direction.

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It's not that impressive. At least back to the Saturn I, there's a brief holddown period while the computer checks all the temperatures, pressures, RPMs, etc (rates of change as well as the values themselves) and if it's not all proper, it's "computer says no", the holddowns don't release, and things shut down. It only takes a few seconds.

You still have to watch out for engines grenading because of (for example) a cleaning rag left in a turbopump inlet. However, you hope the numbers will be off far enough for a shutdown before unexpected disassembly.

Also, quickly shutting down a rocket engine in the middle of startup can be exciting, with thermal and turbopump RPM excursions to worry about.

Edit: See Why Saturn V Was Not Released at Zero

Google fixing Android lock screen bug that lets Gemini send SMS without a PIN

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"enable Gemini access from the lock screen"

That's 100% a footgun problem.

OTOH, I have a hard enough time turning off shit that Google randomly adds to my home screen.

The Star Wars cantina scene shows we need a new hope for the agentic web

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No.

AI "bots" shouldn't be asked to stand outside. They should be shot and disassembled for parts.

A moment of silence, please, for the final release of Debian on x86-32

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64 bits for the important stuff

I upgraded to 64 bit ages ago for Kerbal Space Program. It made a significant difference in performance and stability.

Philips to replace bricked Hue Bridge Pro devices

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Re: Risks

Or my Honeywell thermostat:

"I see you're using the Android app!! Great!! Let's delete your current configuration and get started!!"

NOOOOO! [as my laboriously set up heating/cooling schedule vanishes]

It was replaced a unit with a COOL/HEAT/OFF slider and +/- buttons for the temperature, plus it met Mr. 64oz Sledge.

LisaFPGA brings Apple's magnificent misfire back in programmable logic

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Re: Lisas were expensive AF

"Because in 1983 there was nothing like it outside research labs"

Ah, but the rub is that wasn't visible on the other side of a magazine page. The journos didn't talk it up because they had no clue, and even if they did, it was impossible to get most of that across to an audience that DID NOT know what a mouse even was.

Remember, Windows *2.0* wasn't released until 1988, which is 5 years later.

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Lisas were expensive AF

That was the main reason it failed. I remember all the articles on how you could buy 2 "regular" computers for the price, so why would you buy a Lisa?

Windows 95 detected installers by looking for magic words and hoping for the best

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Re: Explains a lot ...

ISTR plug'n'pray didn't really work until Win95 OSR2. That was a big improvement.

Outlook for Mac bug makes font choice a purely decorative feature

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Why single out Apple?

Microsoft's apparent ambition is to make Outlook the worst email client FOR EVERYBODY.

Though Teams is going down the toilet at a faster rate. Don't even get me started on the shit it pulled just today.

Police intercept tipsy teens after Waymo snitches for shooting Orbeez out of the car

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Customers are now being IDed mid-ride

Mid-ride? So WTF do they do if you're then found to be under-age? Dump you out?

Avoid AI atrophy – new tool promises to reverse vibe coding skills decay

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Fixed it

If you're a coder who uses AI agents to write programs for you, you have no talent.

New tool gives CLIs a warm and GUI feeling instead

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Is this Slashdot?

I remember when El Reg had technically informed skepticism and a healthy dose of cynicism.

If El Reg had an article on a pointless toy like this, it would have been to poke fun at it, not take it seriously.

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

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AMD clips

Decades ago, I had a 2nd-hand AMD board, running without a case on a bare piece of plywood, as I was a poor college student.

I was reading email when I heard "SPROOING" and something ricocheted around the walls. I was like "what the HELL was THAT?" when the box went into thermal shutdown.

Inspection showed the anchor at one end of the heatsink clip had simply pulled out of the motherboard.

Collabora releases CODE 26.04 as rivalry between FOSS cloudy office suites heats up

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Great

A strong unified front supplying a high quality codebase with an emphasis on being a vital alternative!!!111oneone

This is the perfect reaction to go up against Microsoft's marketing engine. Just what we need.

Five Eyes spooks warn AI means infosec incidents can become ‘major operational and financial crises’

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"major operational and financial crises"

Has there been any, other than Land Rover?

Every time I've seen "[major company] got hacked, xxx,000s records of customer data released on dark web" everyone shrugs their shoulders, the affected people get 12 months of credit reporting and a $5 voucher good at [major company] and nothing else happens.

There's no impact from any regulatory body, there's no notice from stockholders or investors, and it's a complete non-issue.

No wonder no one considers spending money on IT security.

Cloudflare teams up with big browsers to help websites tell welcome from unwelcome visitors

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Ah, Cloudflare

The people who are fine with me using Edge from Windows 11 and I don't see any checks, but god forbid I use Firefox from Linux, where I get several hoops to jump through before I'm "allowed" to see the same god damned website.

Every employee’s password was stored in a single Excel file

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Re: Brainless

Our uni had VM/CMS, and we had the usual command to change your password. But I know it was stored in plain text, because my boss was part of a research project that categorized passwords (e.g. dictionary word, acronym, user name) and he had to look at every one. This was mid-'90s.

At my community college we had a Data General. I remember hearing it had an OS "user profile" file, so I found and dumped mine. First thing that popped out was my plain text password. This was mid-'80s.

California passes bill declaring death-by-algorithm to 3D-printed ghost guns

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1,000 percent increase

1,000 percent increase in the number of 3D printed ghost guns appearing in crime scenes between 2020 and 2024

That's because there weren't any decent 3D printers in 2020 to print any guns.

It's like saying there was a 1,000 percent increase in the number of iphones appearing in crime scenes between 2006 and 2010

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One good thing here

This affects people like Adam Savage and other high visibility makers. Even though he's a leftie, restricting his 3D printing will make him squeal.

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FAIL

What these algorithms will look like is not yet known

C'mon El Reg. Don't be retards. There's no way to "detect a gun" reliably. This isn't technically possible and you know it.

Rocket exhibit at National Space Centre pulls off unintentional NASA SLS impression

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I'm 60...

I experience a bit of unintended leakage myself.

QEMU mulls relaxing AI contribution ban

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FAIL

Ah QEMU

I got tired of it breaking something every update, so I went to VirtualBox.

Good luck to 'em.

Microsoft tests the 15-character limit of Windows Server admins' patience

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Pint

THEY-NEVER-TEST

I see what you did there. Well done, sir.

Cisco used AI to write security incident reports, with mixed results

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Joke

Let's see - which is a bigger waste of time...

I can spend an hour writing an incident report... or I can spend an hour writing a prompt for AI to write an incident report, then another hour to check and correct it...

Hm. Let me think.

Joke alert icon for what AI is.

X limits hot takes from freeloaders to 50 a day

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Re: X

That's "remarkable hostility"?

At least with the cited examples, she seems to have a point, in addition to responding to what look like childish, irrational babies threatening to throw their toys out of the pram.

Space factories edge closer after experimental capsule survives hypersonic landing

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Coat

Southern Launch celebrated the fact this is the fourth capsule to land in the patch of remote bushland it tends in the last twelve months

"Oh look, the bait is working!!"

Microsoft shuts down illegal code-signing operation used by ransomware crims to mask their malware

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"allowing them to create more than 580 fraudulent Microsoft accounts"

That must have been incredibly difficult, considering how hard it is to create a Microsoft account.

Firefox 151 helps you edit PDFs – and switch OSes

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Re: why is thunderbird so loved

"cross platform messaging client" - isn't that marketing speak for email?

It's also got an RSS reader which works pretty well.

Meh. It's an email client with a useful UI where I can turn off the threads crap that everything likes to force down my throat.

It's also finally got a native calendar display. I don't use it for anything other than listing holidays and my events for the next month, but that's just the way I like it.

It doesn't crash, it doesn't hang, and it doesn't play stupid UI tricks, and that's all I ask.

LocalSend puts your sneakernet out of business

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Binaries!

At least they have binaries in addition to the usual flatpak/snap trash, so it's not an instant "LOL NO" from me.

Google'll grab your gigs if you don’t cough up your number

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Re: Fuck go ogle. And the horse they rode in on.

This is the sort of bullshit that caused me to stop using my gmail account.

Now they have a banner saying I could lose 19 years of email if I don't provide my phone number. Which is false because I no longer even use it, and it's now just a MASSIVE spam repository.

I only have it because I have an Android phone.

The original reason was because Google went on a rampage deleting accounts of "people not using their real names" and my name is weird enough that I was worried it would happen to me.

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Re: Could be worse I guess

At least on this side of the pond, I can report them to the FTC, especially if they don't a) honor my unsubscribe or b) don't have an unsubscribe.

A couple times I've reported them to their mail provider. This REALLY pissed off a Chinese company that didn't have an unsubscribe link. I accidentally bought some motorcycle stuff from them, before I discovered it was just a drop-ship front. They started filing bogus shipping and customs claims with FedEx, which apparently pissed off FedEx enough to ban them.

I've had a Toyota dealer bug me about oil changes for my 4Runner, which is nonsense because I don't have a car, much less a Toyota. I've reported them 4 times, and the last time, I got a call from the sales manager wondering why I keep reporting them to the FTC.

NASA's Psyche mission set for a brief encounter with Mars

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"The trajectory allowed significant propellant to be saved"

The trajectory allowed the mission to happen at all. Originally outer-planet missions were going to be launched on Saturn Vs. When that went away, it was rough.

Can you imagine a Saturn V launching a Pluto probe? We might actually get an orbiter instead of a Warp 9 "whoopthereitswhooptherewego" flyby.

This country went from landing on the Moon to "This bag is not a toy!" and arguing about evolution in 40 years. This makes me very sad.

On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off

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Re: Words that strike terror in the heart of anyone oncall

I can't imagine many circumstances where I'd return to a PPOE.

I left for a reason, and that usually would be an asshole boss (who'd be welcome to enjoy the unlubed dildo of consequences) or complete clown mismanagement ("they had simply turned the server off") and that reason would preclude returning.

Not even if there was a lot of money involved. Not worth it.

I'd be like "no, you decided to fire the people running the systems, it's your fault things are in a state"

NASA fleshes out Artemis III, the Moon mission that won't go to the Moon

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Not sure why Gemini was mentioned

Gemini did a lot of "how to work in weightlessness" and "how to rendezvous" which we now know how to do. So most of Gemini is not applicable now.

I guess it was just to mention Gemini 8 as some sort of frightful scare tactic?

And considering SpaceX has launched 3 Falcon 9s from the Cape in less than 24 hours, I don't think they'd find it difficult to do two launches in 2 hours if they wanted to.

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Re: Will it still launch?

When you have roughly the same mission but a new spacecraft, you're still going to need to test that the spacecraft can do the same things.

And close to home too... You don't want to go all the way to the Moon and find out your lander just shit itself.

Edit: also a lot of the changes are being driven by hardware availability, just like Apollo. There was never supposed to be an Apollo 8. That only happened because the LM was late and we wanted to beat the Soviets. Also, there was not really supposed to be an Apollo 10. That happened because the LM was still too heavy to land and take off again. They had to do a SWIP (super weight improvement plan) for Apollo 11 and this wasn't finished by Apollo 10.

So Apollo was not a joyride down to the park either.

To gain root access at this company, all an intruder had to do was ask nicely

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Re: First of all

Actually I've picked up "next first thing I want to do" from I Do Cars. It's part of his exceedingly weird sense of humor, which is also part of why I watch him. The main reason I watch him is I've learned a TON of stuff.

Britain pays Starlink millions despite Musk's calls to overthrow UK government

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Re: El reg's EDS so bad.

"We called him 'drillbit' because he was a small boring tool."

Linux kernel maintainers pitch emergency killswitch after CopyFail and Dirty Frag chaos

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Re: I find not building modules I don't need to be pretty effective.

Actually this is an argument for building everything as a module, because you can then blacklist or simply delete modules that have security issues.

If everything's built into the kernel, you can't do that.

Mars rover hits rocky snag with power tool

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For a less crap video

See Unimaginable outcome from Curiosity’s latest drilling attempt on Mars Guy's YouTube channel.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Not usable

Now if you read an article, there's no change to indicate what you've read, and what you haven't. No link color change or anything like that.

I don't have time or inclination to sit here and try to remember what the hell I read yesterday or an hour ago. That's what computers and browsers ARE FOR.

So now there's friction when I come to the front page, and I go "ugh I don't want to deal with that"

I guess I'll probably just drift to TWZ.com, or more webcomics forums, or YouTube and browse Big Clive or OutsideXbox or How2Drink or something.

See ya.

You did have a nice long run before enshittification. I've been expecting this sort of thing since Lester Haines died.

GNOME may rule Ubuntu Resolute Raccoon, but X.org isn't roadkill yet

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Re: I expect this comment will be deleted

Eh, it took me a while to find the comments link, and the font is too big, but it's not that bad.

Hobbyist xenomorphs Raspberry Pi into Alien-themed DIY laptop

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TRS-80 model 100

I immediately thought of the TRS-80 model 100 when I saw that "PX-88"

I guess there's only so many "keyboard slab with LCD" form factors.

That old phone in the kitchen drawer could save an industry

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Shoot, my Motorola Droid still boots and the battery works for at least a week on a charge, which is rather impressive.

I think the Droid was the Milestone in the UK?

Of course Google Play just laughs at me because it's still running Froyo.

Anyway, the damn thing is solid metal and weighs nearly half a pound. I'd give a kneecap to have another one. That slide-out keyboard was the best.

SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway

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Re: Instrumentation

I saw a mention that the Artemis crew saw several impacts while they were over the far side. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to chase down more than the sound bite, except another mention that they were too faint to photograph. Frustrating.

First reports come in of victims of critical cPanel vuln as 'millions' of sites potentially exposed

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Re: when was the 23rd month of this year?

Yeah, I'm American and I hate that sh*t too. I use every opportunity to screw with people... "5/2/2026? But February has already passed!"

Artemis III aims for 'late 2027' for Earth orbit demonstration

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No Starship flights

I'm kind of puzzled at the lack of another "break things and move fast" flight.

Maybe SpaceX has run into a truly thorny issue with Starship?

Pro-Iran crew turns DDoS into shakedown as Ubuntu.com stays down

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Pro-Iran?

Are we sure they're not anti-systemd and anti-wayland?

Researchers move in the right direction, develop powerful GPS interference alarm

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Re: Couldn't receivers also check other sources?

I see signs that might work.

AWS plants more tombstones in the application graveyard

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Marketing (or lack thereof)

"Amazon Quick, formerly known as QuickSight, formerly known as Q Developer, formerly known as Q Business, formerly known as Q"

And I still don't have the SLIGHTEST clue what it is or what it does. Maybe some sort of analytics tool?

Perhaps that's an issue?