* Posts by Herby

3058 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Dec 2007

Windows 8 diet exposes Microsoft's weak ARM

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So let's review...

W95 -- OK

W98 -- No Good

W98se -- OK

W Me -- No Good

W XP -- OK

W Vista -- No Good, a few years late as well.

W 7 -- OK

W 8 -- Let's Guess, there IS a pattern here. Will it arrive on time? We will see.

Draw your own conclusions, after all it is Microsoft.

El Reg posts dirty pics for old computer buffs

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Is this some "Comouter Purity Test"?

For the ancient ones, have you:

Used a machine with real core memory?

Used Punch cards?

Made up a drum card for a keypunch?

EBCDIC?

Assembler on 5 different machines (with different instruction sets)?

Entered a program with the front panel switches?

That did some actual work?

Found a hardware bug?

Fixed the hardware bug you found?

Paper tape?

ASR 33 Teletype?

Acoustic modem?

Bootstrapped the operating system from the console with out using the "boot" function?

Build up a microprocessor system from the raw parts, and wired it yourself?

Replaced a defective core memory stack with a working one (soldering it yourself)?

<<<<<The list abounds, as I'm sure others will add entries!>>>>>

Ten... Bedroom Gadget Treats

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Sleep? Sleep!!

Sorry it doesn't apply. Of course here it is a nice 3:52 AM on the West coast of the nice USA, and I'm not even near a bedroom.

Sleep is something you do when you are tired, or take some Ambien and help it along.

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Culture jammers connect Lego clones with 3D printer files

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What they need now is...

PlayMobil figures for complete interoperability.

IPv6 networking: Bad news for small biz

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So, when do we migrate to IPv7 (or IPv8)?

Maybe it is time to just regard IPv6 as broken, and start all over with something that will actually WORK. For the most part the first step is to have all the nice consumer grade routers to at least do IPv6 on the WAN side. Then I can deal with the IPv4 on my own local side. Unfortunately, my routers that I use (4 sites) don't have a clue. I use an "obsolete" router that has ALL sorts of nice features, like being a print server and allowing VPNs between the various routers. Oh, one additional thing, there is code in the router to setup dynamic DNS names so if the address on the WAN side changes (which it does if I restart the router) I can keep accessing my internal NAT stuff from the "outside".

Currently most DSL lines here use PPPoE to get their address and this might continue when my ISP thinks about IPv6.

Of course, we can go back/forward to IPv5, but to do that we'll need to talk to academics down the street (Stanford University) to find out what it actually does.

Summary: Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

Munich's mayor claims €4m savings from Linux switch

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The dominoes start falling

As time goes by, they go faster and faster (being closer together). What has the Redmond people worried is always the first domino, thus their thrust to prevent it. When others wake up and start smelling the coffee, more dominoes will fall. Unfortunately it won't be recognized until it is too late.

Of course, I really like the patterns that the falling dominoes make, but that is just me!

WTF is... White Space radio networking?

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Joke

So if we take this to allow....

Your children to play in the center divide of a freeway (aka motorway in the UK). I mean that the space is not used normally, so it is nice and available, and we need to accommodate children with play spaces. Look the government already owns the space and it isn't being used, and allowing playgrounds in center divides of freeways would put the space to "good use".

Sounds about as logical as white space networking.

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

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Sounds like

The problem is "fouling the footpath".

So what happens when some other animal does it? Inquiring minds want to know and all that...

Queue remarks about potty humor for the remainder of the day...

Windows 8: Sugar coating on Microsoft's hard-to-swallow tablet

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When will Intel announce

the bigger faster more core CPU necessary to make this all work?

Hopefully before the launch if all goes well.

Welcome to feature bloat!

China churns out homemade aircraft for global travel DOMINATION

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Just one more letter in the alphabet..

We have 'A' planes: Airbus

We have 'B' planes: Boeing

Now we have 'C' planes: China.

We had 'D' plane: Douglas (now part of Boeing!)

Then there is a saying a friend of mine has (he works for United maintenance): It's Boeing, or I'm not going! (He didn't like Airbus much).

Microsoft drops 'risky' Windows 8 preview on World

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Joke

This just in.....

For release in 2013, Windows 9, Internet explorer 11. Preview to come soon. Marketing splash next. Now word on Office 2013. Should have improved interface.

Cloud altitude changing with climate: NZ study

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Reminds me of cartoons

Where they shot an arrow against the wall, THEN draw a target around it, indicating a bulls eye.

So, modify the model to get the desired results in the future, but fail to correct it when the future doesn't turn out the way you had hoped.

Wishful thinking all!

BOFH: Moon landings, Pong and the case of the smoking server

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Now I understand why productivuty is up in the USA

We here run at 18% faster than those 50Hz power people in Europe.

Of course that doesn't explain Latin America. Japan on the other hand can go either way, as they do both 50 and 60 Hz.

BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

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Cloud Computing??

Isn't that where computing is run by people in clouds (waiting for the pearly gates and St. Peter)? If so, he has it all set up!

Coming to a continent near you: America

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Reunite gondwanaland?

Of course, man made global warming will start "any day (or whatever they use for measurement of time then) now". We should reduce the CO2 right away to prevent this "immediately pending" disaster.

Windows 8, Windows Phone 8 DNA splice is on - report

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Note to Windows phone vendors...

Be VERY sure to include LOTS of memory in your designs. You will need it for the bloatness that is in your operating systems. Be also sure to include good power management in your hardware since it will consume lots of kWh! Make sure that the display has good blue pixels as they will be used often on those "blue screens". Add control, alt, and delete keys for rapid reboot.

Zuckerberg's 2012 personal income tax bill: $1.5 billion

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Joke

Why can't I...

...be so lucky?

Look, I'll settle for a measly 1% of the proceeds.

Now of course, I've got this unclaimed bank account and I need a little money for a fee, but that is another story. Write to me in Nigeria, address to follow.

MasterCard joins Visa in pushing PINs into America

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To pin, or not to pin, that is the question...

Yes, there are some sorts of cards that work as both debit cards (requiring a pin), or as a credit card (needing a signature). While the cost to the consumer is the same in both instances, and the money comes from the same account (a demand deposit account or checking account), the difference to the merchant is quite a bit.

You see cards that are treated as "credit" cards (signature) get a discount fee (around 3%). Cards that are treated as "debit" cards (PINs) are charged a fixed fee (no more than $0.25, after a silly bill passed in congress a while ago). So, if you have a bill over $8.33 (or so) the merchant gets nicked for more. In addition, you can't get cash back from ANY credit card (signature) transaction.

Nicely for consumers, there ARE benefits for having a credit card, like the bank paying you 1% more more on each transaction (they still make $$$ by charging 3% to the merchant).

This "signature" stuff goes back to when the signed chits were returned back to the consumer (back before the 70's).

For the curious, the original slips that were signed were the size of either 51 or 80 column IBM punch cards, and when returned back actually had holes in them.

As for me: Signatures are enough, pins are a pain!

Mickey Mouse Whois ban threat sparks privacy fears

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All you need to do is...

Make the lookup process "expensive" (in relative terms) AND record WHO does the lookup. Then make the data on your own WHOIS record "free".

This eliminates much of the problems. If someone IS looking my records up, I should be able to know who is doing it, even if it is law enforcement.

Of course, I'm dreaming, but there might be a white Christmas here in the bay area (it did snow here about 40 years ago) some day.

Newt Gingrich wants Moon to be 51st US state

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As for the 51st state...

I believe that Canada thinks that it is a wholly owned subsidiary of the USA (or is it the other way around). While I can't speak for Australia, or New Zealand, but they are nice states "down under", and they use dollars as currency.

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Go

No problem...

As was once said "We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard". Some president said this about 50 years ago, or so.

So, it works for me!

Disclaimer: I did serve Newt an "adult beverage" once a few summers ago. He seemed like a wonderful guy.

Intel issues dividend, Apple sits on $97.6bn

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As for acquisitions...

I understand that there is a company in chapter 11, kinda "old school" that is in the "picture business" that could be picked up for a "song". Now days they do a lot in the printer business. But I still like the Paul Simon song "Kodachrome" (nice bright colors and all that!).

Shatner faces final frontier as Priceline.com spokesman

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I can only assume...

That the warranty ran out on his hairpiece. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Sikorsky plays killer copter sim on SGI Altix UV 1000

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dream on, you can't have one

And by the way, unless you are Bill Gates, you probably can't afford it anyway.

Of course, you CAN build a chopper yourself, kits are available. On one of the satellite channels here in the USA they even had a series on how to do it. While something like the kit will go quickly, it probably won't break any speed limits, and will take a couple of minutes around Top Gear's test track (assuming it follows the road course).

Windows 8 hardware rules 'derail user-friendly Linux'

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But there are OTHER boot methods which will be screwed up!

In current systems (ones that have shipped for about 10 years), there are network boot procedures (PXE boot). Will these be "signed" as well. Now there are the floppies (if anyone uses these anymore), CD/DVD's and (as mentioned above) thumb drives. Lots of these will be broken if this goes through.

So, this is generally a "BIG FAIL". What else is new?

Two PROTECT IP sponsors drop support for their own bill

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So maybe this "internet" thing does work

Funny how these protests (when done) seem to have a great impact on our country's legislation. Sure it is a "big stick" but it appears that those in congress only hear money ($$'s) or a "clue-by-four" properly placed.

Note to congress: Listen first!

Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

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Don't we have a solution like that?

It is called Windows. Or in rare circumstances the later invention called a SKYLIGHT.

No, I'm sorry Microsoft doesn't make them and it doesn't need to be licensed.

Steve Jobs action figure set for shop shelves

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Voice of the living dead...

Or as was commonly popularized:

Mini-me.

Microsoft celebrates the death of IE6

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A small comment...

It is about time. Of course we need a "nice virus" that kills off ALL instances of IE6 (and even those before). The sooner the better!

Maybe Microsoft should offer a bounty or something like that! Wishful thinking, I know!

Verizon retreats on ‘convenience fee’ for online bill payment

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Convenience fees and all that

Convenience fees in general are the the convenience of the person writing the bill. Often companies (telco, bank, etc.) want you to do things that save THEM money, and then they charge you for the privilege. An example of this is tone dials: It turns out that tone dials encourage faster dialing, which means that you can have cheaper switching equipment. Of course, they charged you for having tone dials. Fortunately, they stopped doing this locally over 10 years ago. My bank also wants to stop issuing mailed statements, for MY convenience (not the banks). They won't even give me a break if I stop the paper.

Then again, what is the difference between fully electronic payments through an ATM card, or the cost of processing a physical check. One wonders these days, why the "cheaper" method is charged for.

Wi-Fi Protected Setup easily unlocked by security flaw

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Shades of the crack for TOPS-20 passwords

You could setup the check password system call to be at the edge of allowable memory. If you got the character correct, you would get a memory fault. If you got password incorrect, the character at the edge was wrong, and you tried again. When you got a character correct, you moved everything over and attacked the next character. It was short work to get the correct password.

Of course this was before hashed/encrypted passwords and all that.

Moral of the story:

1) Absorb the entire password before checking it

2) If you have incorrect passwords, delay the response exponentially for each bad attempt.

Anti-piracy laws will smash internet, US constitution - legal eagles

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As the saying goes...

Nothing is safe while Congress is in session!

Not much else needs to be said!

El Reg's life of Steve Jobs - now available on Kindle

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But...

I want a paper back book that I can read on a south seas island under the setting sun in a hammock where no power cord will reach!

Her Majesty's £444m court IT system can't even add up fines

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It goes on and on...

To err is human, to REALLY foul things up requires a computer.

Of course even more damage can be done with overpriced consultants and their government minions, but I'll leave that for another day.

Feds charge eight former Siemens officials with bribery

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The $1.6 billion is just...

...a bribe in another form, payable to the US government. Will it reduce my (I'm a nice citizen) taxes by the requisite $5.33 (or so) spread over the 300 million people in our fine country? I doubt it, but somebody needs to get paid, it just won't be me (*SIGH*).

Mexico shuts down drug gang's antennas, radios

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Obligatory crass comment

"Can you hear me now?"

For those of you outside the USA, this is the slogan for one of our wireless carriers (Verizon).

Globe slowly warming, insists 'Hansen's Bulldog'

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This proves it:

There are only three things in life:

Lies, Damn lies, and Statistics.

Then there are people who promote ALL THREE!

Baby-kissers battle over what to do with White Spaces

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Pretty efficient, if you ask me!

Sure a 6 MHz chunk (at least here in the USA) of spectrum is used for broadcasting, but how many multi-megabit streams would be used in its place, each taking up a considerable chunk of bandwidth (a previous commenter mentioned 10,000 as a factor which seems proper).

It just seems silly for the "on demand" streams that will inevitably clog up both wired and wireless point to point transports. And I thought spam was a high bandwidth activity, compared to streaming video, it is but a minor player.

Further reading: The tragedy of the commons.

Besides I want my wireless mics to work without interference.

NASA wants space washing machine for ISS, Mars bases

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Joke

On three to four days...

My brother in law says:

Inside, outside, frontside, backside. Sounds about right.

UK Met Office: World temperature back down to 1997 level

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"Man made AND natural"??

Yeah, right.

Kinect 2 said to read lips, sense mood

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The TV commercial I just saw

Only said something about "responding to your voice", and not much else. I believe that "reading lips" is a bit out of the question. Of course, given technology, I don't know what to expect, I just don't expect it from Microsoft.

Phobos-Grunt 'crippled by US aurora station', 'is a bio-weapon'

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Conspiracy theory #5

They used a pirated version of Windows, and it needed to get the activation key. It took a while to get it sent up after they found (it is Russia after all) a legit license key.

US Martian nuke-truck launches without a hitch, but...

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But even better is when...

The beast lands on Mars sometime in August. Hopefully it will be as advertised and the first pictures will be wonderful.

If my connection comes through, I may just be there at JPL when it happens. Maybe the six wheeled SUV can do a wheelie, who knows.

Office 15 beta ready for fondling by early 2012

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And in February...

Service pack 1, 2 and 3 will be released. Probably on successive Wednesdays, after the corresponding patch Tuesdays.

I would have used "joke alert", but I suspect that it won't be.

How Apple beat IBM in Steve Jobs' first retail war

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I guess that's why...

1984 wasn't like _1984_.

Now we have the internet and the prediction was a few years early (*SIGH*).

Bloke pays inked tribute to Top Gear

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As I wonder...

Why did the guy pick "Captain Slow" as the presenter to embellish on his body. Makes little sense. Of course, I don't see much sense in tattoos any way. They only make a growth industry for removal in later life.

Huge PDP-11 in a lorry: How I drove computers into schools

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But one has to learn somewhere...

Back in the 60's I did some work on both IBM1620s (I had access to several) and an IBM1130. Both were programmed with punch cards, and I became VERY familiar with IBM keypunches (both 026's and 029's). Since the IPL sequence was normally reading a specific "cold start" card for both machines, knowing the sequence wasn't commonly done. An exception was if you wanted to control the IBM1620 via its console typewriter (one had a old model b electric typewriter, the later model had a modern Selectric). In that case keying in the IPL sequence was easier than getting out of the chair and going to the card reader to put the card in. I still remember the sequence:

3400032007013600032007044902402111963611300102

The things you remember from high school.

FCC slips dagger into AT&T, T-Mobile merger

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Joke

Isn't AT&T...

...a modem test command?

I don't know what T-Mobile is. Both do use GSM for their data transport, which doesn't do too well with close by AM radios.

World population's appetite TO DOUBLE by 2050, boffin warns

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Joke

Wasn't there a solution to this a century or so ago...

It was called "a modest proposal".

Superhero oil-burping algae will save the world

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Synthetic fuel is actually quite old.

Some countries used it back in WW2 (I'm from the USA, figure it out). Given that it is known that synthetic fuel can be produced, all we need is a nice big energy source. Those were also produced back in WW2, and even supply electricity in some locales.

Mix, match, stir a bit and we have energy for a long time. It even is in a portable form (like gasoline/petrol). Life goes on.