* Posts by Chris

3 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Dec 2007

Gov boffins to carry out simulated London dirty bombing

Chris
Black Helicopters

Well..

At least UK gov are not using live biological agents such as E.Coli this time like they have done in the past over large areas of the UK: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2002/apr/21/uk.medicalscience

At least as far as we know anyway, guess we'll find out in 50 years time.

Ban booze in supermarkets, says health adviser

Chris

I still buy from the off-licence

In fact it's one of the few off-licences listed in the CAMRA good beer guide (http://www.bittervirtue.co.uk). It's been a long time since I've ever brought any generic mass marketed rubbish they sell by the 24 pack in supermarkets since I now have a massive choice of real ales and imported beers from around the world.

But then it seems a lot of people don't care what they're drinking as long as it 'get's em pished'.

MI5, EPA clean up dirty bomb dirt

Chris

Wait a minute..

Didn't the The Reg themselves sell me a few viles containing the radioactive gas Tritium a few years ago?! Yes here's proof! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/10/26/triumphant_return_of_the_atomic/

And no checks made to check I wasn't a long bearded jehad screaming terrorist type, shame on you reg! I shall promptly dispose of all my tracer keyrings at the nearest MI5 collection point so I and everyone else can sleep better at night.