apple employee
Somewhere, a former apple employee is firing up Pages, and updating his resume, checking the want ads in the paper for job openings.
8 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Dec 2007
She so fat her baby picture was an aerial shot.
She so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
She so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
She so fat she was baptized at Sea World.
She so fat she stepped on a pound and made 20 shilling.
She so fat her shadow weighs 14 stone.
She so fat she walked in front of the TV and we missed 5 minutes of Benny Hill
She so fat, at the end of the day, her high heels are flats.
She so fat she jump up in the air, and got stuck.
I literally had one of these in my shopping cart at Costco. Some dude saw me put it in and came up to me and told me about this issue. I was shocked!
I put it right back on the shelf.
The other day, I went to buy a 320Gb HD for mom, I could have bought a WD, but I opted for a Maxtor instead, just because of WD's bullsheite.
WD lost my patronage