Posts by James Moran

Malodorous Europe gasses UK

My Theory

Perhaps it's the EU shitting on Microsoft again...

Jimbo Wales dumps lover on Wikipedia

The Getaway

Gents, how many among us have also left items of clothing behind following a regrettable encounter? This woman is frightening and it's obvious that JW was just another to make The Getaway. I'm sure she's used to it by now.

Welcome to the El Reg bumper demographic survey

Lose The Bias

As an American of British descent based on Mars, I must admit your Earth-based reporting is a real turn-off. Show some love for the Red Planet. We do IT better!