Posts by phil

Adobe opens Photoshop for freetards

holy cow...

...airbrushing, redeye AND resizing?! fuck me, what a veritable FEAST of features...I'll stick with my Linuxy GIMP thank you very much, it has all that and MORE (I think)....if only I could figure out how to use the fucking thing....

The world's most fantastic, imaginary server start-up

I didn't read anything after "fiber"...

...this is theregister.co.UK after all...this misspelling has no place here.

As if it didn't kill me enough having to write Serializable and living with the fact that "tabify" is considered to be a word.

I demand the article is withdrawn immediately and the author subjected to some serious waterboarding action (video-taped of course) or I will withdraw my subscription to The Register forthwith.