* Posts by Vic

5860 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Amazon, Hollywood, Samsung: PLEASE get excited about 4K telly

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Re: How about a better frame rate?

> I believe just doubling the frame rate would increase much more the quality of movies…

I suspect hiring a script writer would probably have a more meaningful effect...

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Optical Express 'ruined my life' attack site wins Nominet takedown battle

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Re: Russians assembly line: Radial Keratotomy

> contacts are rubbish at night with a high index

Mine are pretty good - I'm +5.0L, +6.0R. I use continuous-wear lenses, and they are magnificent.

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'BILLION-YEAR DISK' to help FUTURE LIFEFORMS study us

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Re: what to write

> suggestions for what to write on these million year disks?

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space, listen..."

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Time travellers outsmart the NSA

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Re: The wet dream of the liberal: "If I had the money ... I would eradicate badness!"

> You think you gonna do any better?

It'd be hard to do any worse...

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Snowden docs: NSA building encryption-cracking quantum computer

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Re: Re. quantum decryption

The trick is using a piece of equipment that has only just become available in the last year, and in a way the manufacturers never intended combined with some very ingenious coding and hardware to exploit quantum entanglement within the system.

You mean a really *hot* cup of tea?

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Now THAT'S a sunroof: Solar-powered family car emerges from Ford labs

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Re: BS

> A large linear fresnel lens with a 8-9x power isn't likely to be as expensive as you describe

But what happens on a sunny day when the car is not parked underneath?

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Re: Would like to see this tried on a train

> Trying to scale down the D-E train tech down to a car's frame seems to reduce its power too much

Porsche was making a petrol-electric car with hubcap motors in the first few years of the 20th century...

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Re: Concentrator? Why bother?

> Fresnel concentrators are embossed plastic.

My old XMs had plastic fresnel lenses in the headlamps to achieve the then-mandated beam cutoff.

They're absolutely excellent - for about 3 years, then the plastic becomes increasingly opaque.

At 10 years, they're essentially useless :-(

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Australia puts 300 sharks on Twitter

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Re: An interesting fact

> The most dangerous animal in the world

You omitted the <clarkson> ... </clarkson> tags...

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Skype's Twitter account, blog hacked to spread anti-Microsoft messages

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Re: These accounts will be handled by ...

> As these accounts are usually passed around the department

I'm currently working with a group that label their machines with a username and password. The user in question is in the sudoers list.

It's going to be a long, uphill struggle...

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How the NSA hacks PCs, phones, routers, hard disks 'at speed of light': Spy tech catalog leaks

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Re: I want to see it be used to catch the bad guys.

> If you believe that there ARE any bad guys out there

There are many, many bad guys out there.

I imagine that, without exception, they all consider themselves to be the Good Guys(tm).

And I suspect that the vast majority are government-funded.

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Furthermore, unlike with the USA, there has been no worldwide revelation that the Chinese government have backdoors into IT infrastructure - speculation, yes plenty, but as with most comments of this nature, that's all it is isn't?

Moreover, the speculation came form those who turned out to be doing everything they accused the Chinese of doing and then some...

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> At least the NSA won't have their massive trove of data hacked.

[ Citation Needed ]

The US is, to date, the the country whose security service had a whole buncjh of allegedly-sensitive[1] data leaked...

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[1] I have something of a suspicion that the value of the data is probably being over-hyped to attempt to demonise Snowden...

JAILBREAK! US smut spam king Kilbride flees minimum security prison

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Re: 2013 closes on a joyous news note!

> How about Jehovah's Witnesses

What do you get if you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?

Someone who knocks your door on a Sunday morning and tells *you* to fuck off...

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Re: 2013 closes on a joyous news note!

> getting from 99.8% to 100% is very hard

It's actually impossible.

The problem is that there is no concensus on what spam *is*. This is made worse by the awful half-arsed legislation we've had over the years, but when all is said and done, if you got 100 people in a room and gave them a spectrum of spam->ham mails, you would not get an identical categorisation for each one.

Additionally, as wel all know, brick-wall filters take an infinite amount of time to run. So even if you could come up with a "perfect" definition, you'd never actually get to see any mail.

There is one -and only one - solution to spam, and that is the Boulder Pledge[1]. But that's a very long-term proposition.

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[1] http://patriot.net/~shmuel/BoulderPledge.html

Snowden leak journo leaks next leak: NSA, GCHQ dying to snoop on your gadgets mid-flight

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Re: Booom!!!!

You may take out a lot of analysts, management, processing equipment, and communications links

May I?

Ooh, thank you!

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HTC: Shipping Android updates is harder than you think – here's why

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Re: HTC is not in a business of updates

> Customer satisfaction and loyalty is not worth much in open ecosystem

It most certainly is.

I used to work for Sony[1]. We got glowing reviews for some of our products despite the fact that they were functionally *identical* to our competitors' (and had to be to get through customer testing). They actiually used almost exactly the same code as our competitors' units as well, seeing as that was supplied by third parties. It was an integration job, so there was little Sony code in the box.

But brand loyalty paid off, and out units sold like hot cakes, despite the premium price charged for them.

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[1] Sorry, sorry, sorry. I left when I discovered what utter bastards they had become...

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Re: Not much of an excuse

> that looks like roughly the same process for pretty much everyone.

Yep. The only big difference I see between that and STB development (which I did for many years) is that the code tends to be available as source for Android, as opposed to an opaque blob for most intergration jobs.

> This looks like a lame excuse to me

I was thinking exactly the same. I'd put money on it that what *really* prevents releases being ported to older hardware is some PHB deciding that it won't make them enough money this quarter.

As has been mentioned elsewhere, a big part of retaining your customer base is being seen to be supportive of your existing users. So the short-term gain of abandoning a device is almost certainly outweighed by the long-term loss of customers pissed off at nopt getting the support they expected.

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Re: blame linux?

> I have never had to compile the e1000e driver

I have. It's an Ubuntu-ism. We use Ubuntu at work.

Unfortunately, many seem to believe that Ubuntu === Linux.

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Slurp away, NSA: Mass phone data collection IS legal, rules federal judge

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> Or is it more of a ===?

I have a nasty feeilng it's more of a := ...

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British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

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Re: About time.....but

Alan Turing's achievements in the field of computing and his service to his country should be applauded and upheld as both an example of intellect and how homosexuality should not be seen as a barrier to either loyalty or ability, but twisting the tale into gay propaganda is not going to do anyone any favours.

My god. A Matt Bryant post I agree with.

Have an upvote. I need a little lie down...

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Re: At last

> Now what about an apology and pardon for all the others?

That rather misses the point about what a pardon is...

A pardon doesn't say that the law was improperly applied, nor does it say that the law was wrong (although in this case, I'm pretty sure most of us agree it was).

A pardon says that someone is excused his transgressance of the law because of other acts he has performed. This pardon doesn't say that Turing didn't commit what was, at the time, a criminal act - it says that the country is prepared to overlook that act on account of all the good stuff he did.

Those others convicted of the same crime are thus not automatically eligible for pardon, even after the law in question has been repealed; there would have to be some sort of campaign to have their convictions annulled. That's a different matter entirely...

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Ho, ho, HOLY CR*P, ebuyer! Etailer rates staff on returns REJECTED

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> retailers like John Lewis and Apple do so well despite perhaps being slightly more expensive.

John Lewis do a price-match; if you post them the URL to $thing where it is cheaper, they will sell it to you at the same price.

I cannot fault them...

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F-Secure won't speak at imperialist lackey RSA's 2014 conference

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I'm sick to death of being personally judged based on (generally) Europeans' experience of the far right 10% of our population. I don't judge France based on National Front members, or the UK based on BNP and UKIP members

The problem you've got is that the National Front / BNP / UKIP aren't in any sort of power. The far-right 10% of Americans we all object to is the bunch with the de facto power, even if not the de jure power...

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California OLDSTER in WILD golf course SKATEBOARDING spree

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> if you don't get out of breath, it ain't a sport.

And you're claiming that anything involving fags isn't a sport :-)

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[Joke nicked from Jo Brand, though]

Microsoft's licence riddles give Linux and pals a free ride to virtual domination

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Re: Shared kernel virtualisation is a bad idea.

> this then involves either a reboot of the node

You're rebooting machines to load kernel modules?

modprobe is so much more effective...

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Re: KVM = fastest Windows Virtualisation performance

> Who the [redacted] runs one VM per host?

I'm glad it's not just me thinking that...

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Italy's 'Google tax law' could fall foul of EU discrimination rules

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Re: Hmm

> There are myriad others such as "self serving" , "corrupt"

When I was in Sardinia, some years ago, corruption was pervasive. If you wanted anything to happen, you knew who to pay, and what it would cost.

The thing is, it was actually cheaper and more effective than it was back home. Getting things to happen was comparatively easy...

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Mosquitoes, Comets and Vampires: The de Havilland Museum

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Re: DH.89 Dragon Rapide

> You can still take a spin in one of these

We had a flight in one at the Goodwood Revival meeting a few years back. Marvelous aircraft.

My only complaint is that they wouldn't let me sit in the front seat... :-)

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Suffering SPITZER! Boffins discover Milky Way's MISSING ARMS

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> I feel very temporary and insignificant in the universe.

You get that with fairy cake...

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James Bond's 'shaken not stirred': Down to trembling boozer's hands, claim boffins

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Re: Who the hell cares?

Have you not ever played a drinking game while watching a film, or read a book and then discussed it?

I've played "Withnail and I" a few times. I've never then discussed it - not on the same day, at any rate...

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Re: MATHS FAIL

> 1 pint = 2 units (fairly mild stuff)

Very mild stuff. That's for 3.5% ABV beer, which is less than most stuff available these days.

Most beers you see these days are between 2.5 and 4 units per pint.

I've got some Gouden Carolus for Chrimbly which comes in at 6 units per pint. And it's gorgeous :-)

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Apple CEO Cook breaks YEARS OF SILENCE, finally speaks to El Reg hack

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Re: "Best" is not just a word

> Best what???

Bitter, of course :-)

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Cambs prof scoops $3m Fundamental Physics prize

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Now picture that same individual (and millions like him) owning flying pickup trucks, flying OVER YOUR HOUSE, any dang time they want.

I didn't say "where are our flying cars?" I said "Where's my flying car".

The difference is subtle, but essential :-)

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> I still don't have my GODDAMN HOVERBOARD.

Screw your hoverboard - where's my flying car?

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Apple iWatch due in October 2014, to wirelessly charge from one metre away – report

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Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

> most people just don't bother carrying around a second device for that small saving of time.

Reference?

Because pretty much everyone I meet wears a watch...

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Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

> now that was a smartwatch - it had an IQ of 6000!

Well, there's a 6 in it. But it's not 6000...

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Re: My watch charges at 93M miles!

> Simple trumps fancy in my view

I bought myself a new watch a few months back. It's a bit of a toy.

I showed it to a fellow geek at work, and was horrified that she couldn't identify the slide rule on the bezel.

$deity, do I feel old...

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Re: iWatch ? I cannot believe

> Who in their right mind wears watches^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hchronographs these days ?

My watch is waterproof. Even without iOS7.

That's pretty handy when I go diving...

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Munich signs off on Open Source project

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But .. but .. but ...

Munich abandoned this project years ago, having lost their shirt on it.

I know this because RICHTO told me so...

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NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs'

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Re: Why Some of These Comments Are Absurd

> Let me be clear: those comments are utterly moronic.

Oh look. Another new joiner with a message.

Who'da thunk it?

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Re: "US person"

Nor can one become a non United States person by sending or receiving emails from a foreign entity.

I'm pretty sure Snowden did...

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Re: You're all mad.

> I rank all you anti NSA/GCHQ types with the nutjobs that rave against scientific projects

Oh look. A new joiner. With a message.

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Thought of in-flight mobile calls fills you with dread? Never fear, US Dept of Transport is here

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Re: Left hand, Right Hand

> The previous post, I think, is all the justification needed.

Indeed.

I think we've discovered the secret identity of amanfrommars...

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Snowden latest: NSA stalks the human race using Google, ad cookies

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Re: Getting pwnd by the NSA

> they could send a tall, tanned, busty latino lady to me to distract me

That's the Frankie Boyle Cure for Islamic Terrorism :-

"72 virgins? We'll jut out-bid them. We'll offer five slags"

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Re: Linux Eats Security?

> unless you read the code yourself

...Which you can, if you so choose.

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Enraged by lengthy Sky broadband outage? Blame BT Openreach cable thieves

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Re: NEED MUCH More Severe Penalties!!!

> Perhaps we need to consider much more severe penalties

We don't.

Penalties have essentially *fuck all* deterrence value.

What we need is effective detection.

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Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Re: Hey Santa Where's my.....

> Still the best Xmas song around, not that you will hear it in Asda, Tesco, etc..

I often use the line "and don't listen to him, boys and girls" in a (very bad) mock-Australian accent. You can tell who gets the reference and who doesn't...

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Re: Sinclair's programmable device

> Was I the only one that used the Sinclair Cambridge programmable calculator.

Nope. I had one, and so did quite a few of my mates.

Debenhams, of all places, was knocking them out at £7[1] a go...

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[1] I'm quite shocked I can remember that all these years later...

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Re: Apple QuickTake 150

> Then the later ones using a small CD

I've still got one.

The CD drive lets it down - very slow to store photos - and the 5MP array isn't much to shout about, but the lens[1] on the front is fantastic, so the resulting shots are often much better than supposedly "better" cameras.

We've go an A0 shot of an elephant on the wall (my missus took it in India). It looks excellent...

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[1] It's a Zeiss, and it's a very nice piece of glass, that.