Posts by Santos L Halper

Tekken set to kick big screen ass

original was it?

"Serenity was pretty origonal."

i thought the idea was to find films not based on games/tv, Firefly anyone?

still kicked some serious posterior tho

Lindsay Lohan crowned 2007's worst actress

@ Annon Coward

STOP!!.......................................

Yeah good points but i have to get all geeky on you right quick there squire

Orson Welles ate the planets (Unicron)

Lenard Nimoy was Galvatron

I'll get me coat!!

................................Carry on!!!

Bikini-clad pin-ups cover old school jailbreak

just a thought

so they are going to ban pictures on the walls, but how about the dummies

i say stop giving prisoners dummies or you are asking for trouble!! didn't anyone think it was suspicious that they had a couple of dummies in the first place?

Microsoft kills Santa Claus

santa has a knobface

You: do you have a knobface?

Santa: Doesn't everyone have a knobface.

I have a plan for a robot body.

You: because boobies are for squeezing

Santa: That makes sense to me. All of them?

perverted and admittedly has a knobface, brilliant my world is all shiny and complete