* Posts by xyz

1524 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Dec 2007

Microsoft: Why not let our Copilot fly your computer?

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Re: Irrelevance

Ooh... I might leave mint for win 11 just for the fun of watching my AI agent going bat shit crazy waiting for windows update to finish whilst I make a coffee!

On the other hand I'm doing nothing to encourage whose MS fuckwits to continue living.. Whatever reality they're in.

Bank of England flirts with offline digital dosh

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Lemme see...

Rob phone, sit in Faraday cage spending, toss phone, phone owner picks up tab... Or similar.

South Korea to build mini-fabs as part of $25B plan to prop up tariff-targeted industries

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Dumb question...

Can you make chips on a boat in international waters and flag the boat to a low tariff place?

OK great, UK is building loads of AI datacenters. How are we going to power that?

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Hamsters....

We need lots of hamsters.

NASA doubles odds of Moon hitting near-Earth asteroid

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So shrapnel showers for us...

Space rock hits moon, bits go flying everywhere, satellites get whacked and hot, fast rocks fall out of the sky for weeks.

Trump fires NSA boss, deputy

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Trump...

Liz Truss in drag.

Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloud

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But but but...

I can just buy a micro pc off amazon for about 100 € that's around the same size and with win 11 on it. OK the win 11 gets toasted and Mint gets added but you get the gist.

I've been waiting for MS to go the whole dumb terminal, but much as they obviously have a fuck off network on planet MS, the rest of the world has Internet outages, so I expect they'll have to come up with a local copy server product called On Prem Fucked Internet Backup Server to store company shit before sending it off to cloud land.

I think MS is now about as sane as Trump.

GCHQ intern took top secret spy tool home, now faces prison

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Look this is easy... For certain security classifications, you need to be a 4th generation British citizen which in the past meant white and now doesn't. Plus there's a good chance if you're not white you'll also mother tongue another language which is handy in the old spy game.

LLM providers on the cusp of an 'extinction' phase as capex realities bite

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Re: "cull will not be as rapid as during dotcom era"

I'll blockchain that for a dollar.

Windows 11 adds auto-recovery, kills offline setup loophole

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I'm so glad I installed Mint

And toasted that win 11 POS.

Meanwhile, in Japan, train stations are being 3D-printed in an afternoon

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Re: What's next? A 3D printed bridge? A house?

AI... It'll come with AI.

Windows 11 roadmap great for knowing what's coming next week. Not so good for next year

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CLIFF!!!

MS still uses road maps? Don't they have satnav (obvs with copilot).

UK's first permanent facial recognition cameras installed in South London

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Black, black, black... Yer all nicked.

If everyone in Croydon adopted the Croydon face-lift, then the cameras wouldn't recognise anyone and then it would be back to black, black, black stop'n'search.

UK govt data people not 'technical,' says ex-Downing St data science head

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Helpful hints for the next director of data...

First rule of gov dept data: never share it as the dept receiving the stuff will take you over.

2nd rule, getting data out of any gov dept database is vastly expensive due to the shite contract someone signed 15 previously.

3rd rule: No one in power ever wants to know detail, so they ain't interested.

4th rule: keep your cv polished because you'll be gone in about a year.

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Didn't Boris' chums make a fortune out of PPE? :-)

Is Washington losing its grip on crypto, or is it a calculated pivot to digital dominance?

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IMHO....

America is having a digital coup.

New crypto currency bypassing the usd, new comms (Starlink) bypassing white house (and other gov depts) comms (so no foi) and obviously killing depts and/or only installing "believers" in them.

Who needs a tinfoil hat when Trump is about.

Feds charge three over Molotov attacks on Tesla sites in multiple states

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Re: Capitol rioters were terrorists by that definition

Elon is that you?

Accenture: DOGE's federal procurement review is hurting our sales

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Question...

Bit irrelevant to the story but is that a fox or a fux in the Doge mission patch thingy?

HP Inc settles printer toner lockout lawsuit with a promise to make firmware updates optional

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Re: HP

I thought you were joking and then I read the post.

Dept of Defense engineer took home top-secret docs, booked a fishing trip to Mexico – then the FBI showed up

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Maybe...

He was a secret agent for HP just trying to keep the profits rolling in.

Anyway, I'm shocked that in the US, TS material can be printed. They probably have open USB ports too.

Court filing: DOGE aide broke Treasury policy by emailing unencrypted database

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It was bound to happen...

Seen it before. Bloke comes in to a secure area, thinks he is god, it all gets a bit too much for him and he quietly gets someone to copy a db, which he then works from home on.

Don't want Copilot app on your Windows 11 machine? Install this official update

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Sod accidentally uninstalling copilot...

I intentionally uninstalled windows, so I'm safe from MS's code gibbons.

Google’s broadband balloon laser comms tech floated out as independent company

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Cool...

Until the USAF shoots them down.

OK, Google: Are you killing Assistant and replacing it with Gemini?

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Bloody Samsung...

Knew they'd be in there someplace. Gf bought a "smart" Samsung tv the other week. She said setting it up was hell, the interface loaded with dark patterns from which there was no escape until you'd provided them with detailed personal details and promises that they could do anything they wanted with said details.

Then after the data grab, I presume soon they'll be after cash for it to keep working.

If anything asks if you have internet, just say no.

Get off that old Firefox by Friday or you'll be sorry, says Moz

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Being a cynic...

> Skipping the update also means missing important security fixes and performance improvements.

Has a it of a "all your data belongs to us" smell about it.

Anyhoo... Gave up with Firefox ages ago... It just felt slow.

Oracle yet to sign a Stargate contract or predict revenue from AI mega-build

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Where's me tin foil hat...

I get a bit confused when I search between...

Stargate, the movie and series.

Stargate Project, the US military's spooky stuff.

Project Stargate, the Open AI stuff.

Stargate crypto.

It's like someone is trying to seed confusion, but maybe I'm just nuts.

$16B health dept managed finances with single Excel spreadsheet. It hasn’t gone well

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That prediction was incorrect and HNZ blew its budget

Ah... They renewed their office 365 subscription.

101 fun things to do with a locked Kindle e-reader

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If only they lasted that long....

My gf is on kindle n. Dropped on the floor, dropped in the bath... The list of Kindle deaths is huge and spectacular.

Still can't get to your Outlook mailbox? You aren't alone

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No 'zero days without incident' sign for Microsoft thanks ongoing problems

I always thought it was in binary..

Anyway I'm sure MS will be along shortly to skypeify hotmail. They've been updating the app clients for weeks now, so I presumed it was going to become unusable.

UK must give more to ESA to get benefits of space industry boom, says Brian Cox

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Re: spend more

Soil Moisture and Ocean Salinity spring to mind. That bit of the NASA satellite didn't work so NASA cribs the data from ESA. Maybe we should shut down the feed, given that all that SMOS stuff will be "woke" anyway to a certain mop headed cretin and his mutt Musk.

God just thought... Donald Dasterdly and Muskly. .

Microsoft goes native with Copilot. Again

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How do I set up a Bluetooth headset on this device?"

Err... Didn't there used to be help pages for that sort of stuff. Anyway I've never ever found an answer to a Microsoft issue via Microsoft. It's a Microsoft tradition.

'Cybertruck ownership comes with ... interesting fan mail'

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Re: they're not like us

The Fiat Multipla is gorgeous.

Cloudflare's bot bouncer blocks weirdo browsers

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It's been like that for ages...

IIRC opera mini (in pretty strict mode) used to get bounced by the cloudfare doorman.

US Cyber Command reportedly pauses cyberattacks on Russia

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Heil to the Chief

I think that's basically where the USA is heading. After 4 years of this your "democratic" mafia will be dug in like an Alabama tic.

Non-biz Skype kicks the bucket on May 5

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Bugger...

Obviously everyone uses WhatsApp or whatever to make calls but there are times when you need something to call a land-line (bank, tax man etc) and Skype even though it's a PITA is it, especially when said bank etc are in a different country.

Does terrible code drive you mad? Wait until you see what it does to OpenAI's GPT-4o

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Enslave humanity?

There's a Trump for that.

Satya Nadella says AI is yet to find a killer app that matches the combined impact of email and Excel

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Mia culpa...

> "Us self-claiming some AGI milestone, that's just nonsensical benchmark hacking," the chief executive said

Translation...

I was sold a pup.

The red color of Mars might have an earlier, wetter origin

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Being controversial...

I always thought the red colour was due to NASA pretending the place looked like the Total Recall set, rather than the true colour we now get.

Ad-supported Microsoft Office bobs to the surface

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Re: "bobs to the surface"

More like bait and switch.

Google binning SMS MFA at last and replacing it with QR codes

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Re: UK Banks

All banks do in th EU area. As does Amazon et al. Drives me insane. I've internet but no mobile signal

One bank sends a message to my app on my phone, I open app, it validates phone, then validates me, then shows me the app message which I accept or decline. That works fine.

Another bank sends a message to my app on my phone, I open app, it validates phone, then validates me, then shows me a code which I paste, then it sends me a code to confirm the previous code by sms... No mobile signal. Aarrgghh.

Microsoft's drawback on datacenter investment may signal AI demand concerns

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Err...

>to train and deploy AI models and cloud-based applications based on them around the world.

Going old school but wouldn't training apprentices be cheaper?

Trump administration threatens tariffs for any nation that dares to tax Big Tech

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Re: Ironic

Might make a good online game... SF Hitler vs Tangoman. Now I'm thinking Mexican wrestling... Space Karen against the Mango Mussolini.

California goes ape with bill to crown Bigfoot official state cryptid

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Loved that scene in the X files...

Jose Chung's, From Outer Space where Chung wonders how Mulder receives any pleasure in life... and the shot is Mulder having a wank to that Big Foot video. PMSL.

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

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Yeah I had this cobblers with my bank yesterday...

After being extremely rude to their fuckwit chatbot, I was told 10 mins phone wait time to speak to a person. I hung on and seemingly the chatbot didn't have the level of clearance to resolve my problem anyway as the Internet is too insecure. Who knew!

France tops China’s tokamak record with 22-minute plasma containment run

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20 years. It's always 20 years. Get yer facts right!

Microsoft shows off novel quantum chip that can scale to 'a million qubits'. So far: Eight

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So....

So far no code bloat then.

Mobile operators brace for bigger, faster headaches with 6G

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Bath time again...

>experience gained during 5G implementations aka we got our asses kicked.

As everyone above says, the current signals are shit on 5G and that isn't likely to change until stuff gets bolted onto starlink (or similar) and then the IoT wankfest can begin. However IoT is low data. You don't get many connected cows downloading cat videos or taking out Netflix subscriptions.

6G is just the AI hype of the who world.

Grok 3 wades into the AI wars with 'beta' rollout

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But....

Can it tell the difference between a Roman salute and a sieg heil? The Aryan Eye.

Lawyers face judge's wrath after AI cites made-up cases in fiery hoverboard lawsuit

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Hoo boi...

>Monday filed a joint response [PDF] acknowledging the error. Their filing includes the following:

We are a bunch of idle bastards who believe any old shit a computer says, as long as we can leg it to the bar on a Friday afternoon and still bill the customer for the time it would have taken to do the job properly. We're lawyers, we don't do sorry.

UK government insiders say AI datacenters may be a pricey white elephant

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Look...

Local government can't even get an ERP system off Oracle that works so christ knows how clued up they'll be with AI. Chucking in the EU's couple of hundred billion yesterday, we must be up to about 100 quid cost for every person on the planet. Gimme 100 quid and I promise never to use AI. I promise.