Btw, Babylon 5 series 3 was the nads
Btw. Btw, the person above with slighty sticky white balls coming from his wood should... Cant type anymore... Tribbles bred so fast because of the predators on their home planet.
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Sounds like this was written by people who don't understand the word "secure". MoD IT may be a pile of shite but that's because of the environment they have to operate in. I could tell you countless MoD fucks ups like REDACTED or when REDACTED or that time REDACTED. etc.
Buzzword bingo bozos meet immovable object time and after 2 years of work and countless millions get wasted on project soopadoopa, it'll get quietly dropped.
From where I'm perched everybody (military, industrial; its all very complex :) seems hell bent on having as much data as possible on everyone and it seems that they are unlikely to stop anytime soon. So, I can either get my panties in a bunch about it or go "meh".
I know what they are doing is wrong, but I just can't be arsed wasting my time over it. And having seen the shenanigans that go on when this lot get serious I'd prefer to keep my own counsel rather than ending up in an Oxfordshire field having had an involuntary suicide.
I've got a meeting on Wednesday... It's a Teams job so I downloaded that onto my laptop yesterday and went off to my cabin in the woods for the weekend where there is no Internet (by design).
Bloody Teams will not shut up telling me that there is an error because I have no Internet and short of uninstalling the thing, I'm out of options.
Why can't they have a "Quit" option that actually quits until you unquit or a "Shut the fuck up" option or something. Between Teams and Windows Defender constantly trying to do something they cant, I'm close to sticking the laptop in my wood burning stove. Need a beer.
Given that e-world plus e-dog wants my (our) data for no apparent reason other than to be creepy, I for one would welcome an atmospheric leg up to parts distant.
This super secret, "foreigner" aviation, twaddle has been done to death and between Bigalow, Musk et al, I'd be more than happy to nail my colours to the first saucer outa here.
Happy weekend tots!
>>You have to get your eye in to spot the edible shoots and wear leather work gloves because the mature plant is very spiky.
Ahh... I picked a pile yesterday and had it for dinner... Been dog ill all day, but at least I now know there are edible and not edible shoots. Thank god I'm better at picking mushrooms.
Some blokes just installed fibre cable through the main gas pipe to somewhere in the middle of my patch of forest in the middle of nowhere in Catalunya. A truck with a generator, a digger, a big reel of cable and a couple of blokes was all it took. Seemed simple enough. Now, getting electricity.. That's hard.
Having knobs and whistles above DV is like being a member of Fight Club... You don't say jack. Something has happened that's really pissed him off and he's gone a bit err... off. He really needs mental help but being a loose cannon now means he'll just be locked away for a long time or "have a accident".
Wide Area No Knowledge Access (W. A. N. K. A.) where massed middle managers play with data all day to try and improve their carrer prospects. I would imagine that DBAs will be fully employed tydying up assorted tangled messes whilst crazy "non query" queries drag everything into the gutter.
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