The night santa went crazy
The song by Weird Al really fits. (The Night Santa Went Crazy, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UudSr8BX22A)
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Biting the hand that feeds IT
