Posts by Phill 3 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Dec 2007
3 Phones given the "Reg Rating" of 90%, 1 of 88% and yet the Apple iPod Touch still makes it in the top 3 witha rating of only 85%? Clearly either the person making the list, or rating the mp3 players is an idiot!
Black helicopters because I'm wondering who got paid to push the ipod touch!
I live in shared accommodation in Cambridge and bizarrely my house-mates are in a situation where they are obliged to drive through the city center at peak times.
Apparently residents parking on the street of Cambridge is only available for old houses - not new builds or, in our case, rebuilds. This means rather than be able to pay for residents parking 3 cars now travel through Cambridge at peak times (2 to the same location) to avoid being fined every day.
Still, the people of Cambridge are very vocal when they think the council do something stupid (e.g. don't route cars through brunswick and no tesco on mill road!)
You: how many do you think i need?
Santa: About one million.
He's getting worse! at least he has given me a purpose in life:
Santa: Your purpose is christmas.
As for christmas depression:
You: I hate myself
Santa: Perhaps you should seek help.
You: why?
Santa: Reductionism.
And for the Paris hilton angle:
You: have you slept with paris hilton?
Santa: I think I have slept with paris hilton, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: do you like sex?
Santa: Sure I do, flibble, but that doesn't mean with you.
You: sex with Paris?
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.
Well there you have it. I'll get my coat
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