Posts by Tom

Brit workers: The Xmas skive starts today

Well it really started for me

Today is my last day in my job.. so now i can start the drinking, mince pie eating, turkey and cranberry enjoying festivities in their full glory.

Bring on a crate of lager and home alone 1, 2, Scrooged and National Lampoons Christmas Vacation for starters.

Police give up on lost CDs

Destroyed!!

I doubt they have been taken by anyone with the knowledge of using them.

I mean in my room i had about 100 CD's with no real identifying marks on them and I have no idea whats on them so I just ditched them. Obviously didnt have anything important on for me to remember. So I think they have been destroyed somehow, or are in a pile somewhere where someone will say at a later date "destroy this crap who needs it".. obviously jokes on them as they are burning 20k :D

Jackass 2.5 to premiere online

2.5 - crazy yanks

Whats with the 2.5?

is it only half as good as it should have been, so the execs in their high tiger leather chairs said "Well boys its not <i>that</i> funny so we are only going to give it half a sequel. Now i recommend you watch Die Hard 4.0 to see what we are really looking for to maybe get that 3"

or is it 2.5 because it plays half the film and then says "to view up to 3.0 please upgrade to DVD, which can be purchased here from the 26th of December".

Knickerless: the secure data centre connection

big knickers

Those are some large knickers, maybe a Data Centre Engineer grabbed some of his wife's grandma pants (or even his grandmas) to give the servers a good dusting.

The logic is sound though, soft cotton is a good cleaning fabric.

Sony exec confirms PS3 will get Blu-ray Profile 1.1 this month

Picture in Picture!!

This was on DVD's so why has it taken so long to come to Blu-Ray?

I remember watching a video commentary on Mallrats Special Edition.. (im pretty sure I did anyhow) and that was about 4+ years ago.

Mother launches attack on epilepsy inducing video games

Wont they just follow the movie adn tv industry....

by putting warnings on anything and everything that may in the slightest thing cause an epileptic fit?

If you are warned to not use something because it causes danger of death then you dont use it, regardless of how cool or enjoyable it might look.

Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children

Santa <> Satan (the spammer)

[16:12] Tom: Are you Satan?

[16:12] - (G) Santa (G) -: Hmm... I don't know, Tom, what do you think?

[16:12] Tom: Yes I think you are the coming apocalypse.

[16:12] - (G) Santa (G) -: You're the coming apocalypse too!

[16:12] Tom: What did I do?

[16:12] - (G) Santa (G) -: I take Christmas wishes from good girls and boys!

[16:12] Tom: So im naughty?

[16:12] - (G) Santa (G) -: You've been naughty, eh? Do you want me to put you on the naughty list?

[16:12] Tom: Yes

[16:13] - (G) Santa (G) -: Okay, you're on the naughty list.

[16:13] Tom: Will i get Spam?

[16:13] - (G) Santa (G) -: That's quite possible, but we can't know for sure yet.