Posts by Hogfather

Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's

THIS IS SAD INDEED.

:(

THOROUGH SHAME.

Microsoft kills Santa Claus

HO HO HO.

WILL THE SUN RISE TOMORROW?

COME SIT ON MY KNEE 'KRISSIE', NOW WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR HOGSWATCH TINY HUMAN? HO HO HO.

Microsoft's sex-obsessed RoboSanta spouts filth at children

HO HO HO

WHY DOES ROBOSANTA ENGAGE IN SUCH LANGUAGE WITH SMALL CHILDREN? WE WILL HAVE A TALK SOON. HO HO HO.

Paris and Britney top US kids' Santa naughty list

HELLO SMALL CHILD

HO HO HO. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS INSIGNIFICANT BEING?

HO HO HO.