Posts by gfs

PARIS concocts commemorative cocktail

Vultures Revenge

It certainly looks leathal.

Apple iPad – the 'Tickle Me Elmo' of 2010

What?

What are "hate speechers" exactly?

2012 Olympic mascots cop a shoeing

Teeth

They look like big scary pulled teeth

Brit kids failing to fall out of trees

Not the West

The UK, not the west!

Swedish lactating bloke's dream turns sour

Blinding

What an excellent turn of phrase:

Magnus Talib, "a lot of people were almost blinded with disgust"

Disgust induced myopia, fabulous!

Nutt sacking row deepens

Nutt Sacking

The Nutt sack issue is clearly a hairy one for the government to handle. Handled incautiously this matter will inflate to a size out of all proportion to the original issue, and may well explode in someones face.

Too-tall terror snapper stopped by cops again

Totalitarianism

"I am confident that the public would want us to do this to ensure their safety and well-being"

This statement is the scariest part of this article, the shadow of totalitarianism lurks behind this kind of thinking.

Bumpkin's Brum — Roving Reg blogger hits the road

Brilliant

... brilliant.

LHC downed until after Xmas - Boo

Darkened Room

Mr Page

I hope that you were allowed a bit of a lie down in a darkened room after writing this?

Splendid

El Reg decimates English language

Ignorent

Is Ignorent not what the Igno tribe pay their landlords?

Mines the parka with the gloves on a string

Germans send teen tearaway to Siberia

Not Fair

Personally I think this is not fair, I would love to spend a couple of months only having to fend for myself in a wilderness, flights paid for by the state, Kyrgyzstan is beautiful.

DHS building handheld lobster spy-beam scanners

Set to defrost

Perhaps it can be used as a crowd dispersal weapon, a handy switch on the back to turn up the gain would be all that is needed, or just to defrost frozen meals.