* Posts by Joe

278 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Mar 2007

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MPs grill BBC heads over Manuelgate

Joe

Re: "Wossy is still quids in"

Quite right, apparently - according to the current issue of Private Eye "the BBC has announced that is will be compensating Hot Sauce, the production company that makes Ross's Radio 2 programme and his BBC1 chat show, for 'all relevant production costs' during the three months the programmes will be off-air due to his suspension. The owner of Hot Sauce? One Jonathan Ross."

Ross might be an idiot, but he's not stupid!

Auntie Beeb's amazing, evolving, ID card stories

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Worthy of Private Eye!

Please keep this sort of story coming, El Reg!

White House network pwned 'multiple' times by Chinese

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RE: I hope The Register...

Are you drunk?

Sony pitches blue-laser Compact Disc revival

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@ Mark, Re: Clearly idiots here...

Are you sure you don't want to read the article again?

Rackspace swallows Slicehost Jungle

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@ Simon Painter

You know, it's odd that you say that Rackspace are a bit freaky. I got a quote from them months ago but went elsewhere (the client had someone else they preferred) and Rackspace won't stop calling me now! They're like some crazy girl you'd meet on a night out, and now she keeps calling wanting to know why you haven't called back, and don't you like her? Take the hint, I'm seeing someone else! Crazy women. What am I talking about again?

Intel badmouths Jesus Phone

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What the..?

Intel must surely know they're talking nonsense here! What does the processor architecture have to do with the Internet (in whole or part). As long as the processor has enough speed, it's the software that's responsible for something as high-level as a browser, surely?

[Insert your own car/petrol/road analogy here.]

Shiny phones lead to rash of rash

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@ sas

Only if they spend hours counting them.

Das überdatabase: Inside Wacky Jacqui's motherbrain

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Nice article Chris

Balanced and fair, nice. Exposing The Times' (barely) hidden agenda too!

As pointed out in the last paragraph, encryption is easy to set up and difficult to crack. Surely that renders the black box capabilities useless for all but the dumbest criminals?

Wikipedia plumbs the filthy depths of plumbing

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Drop the dead donkey!

I'm surprised you didn't report the wikifiddling event which happend a few weeks ago - unverified Wiki nonsense appeared in a daily national newspaper...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2008/sep/23/mirror.digitalmedia

Jacqui Smith resurrects 42-days after Lords rejection

Joe

I agree with 42 days detention...

...for Jacqui Smith.

Stick health warnings on gays, says Stock Exchange chaplain

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"FELLATIO KILLS"

The giver or the receiver?

Skype admits Chinese privacy breach

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Business as usual

Kudos to all who have helped expose this!

Capitalism has no ethics: Skype would be doing the same in East Germany if it still existed, and they'd be doing the same in the UK if Hitler had won the war.

Also that link to the Skype blog is interesting. No reply to the comments, but at least they've let the comments stay.

Apple ups the ante in Psystar battle

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Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

It's Time that Google forgot

Joe

Simple solution (well, fairly)

Google tells all news sites to include a specific date tag in the text, or they don't get indexed.

The thought of losing revenue will scare them into submission!

OMFG, what have you done?

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A change is as good as a rest!

Apparently. I'm sure you'll get lots of negative feedback, but it looks great to me. I'm sure you'll be tweaking it over the next few weeks, anyway.

Net-talking toaster to burn news onto bread

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Re: orange peppers for breakfast?

Not to mention the pot of cream..! Perhaps it's a delicacy somewhere on Earth...

World Camera offers enhanced reality via iPhone

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Re: oh exploitable

Or, even worse: "Gary Glitter lives here now"!

French storm the bastille over 'Sarkozy's Big Sister' database

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Back in the 90s...

...I had a Centrist modem, 1200 baud.

Orange can't find BlackBerry maps

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Re: This is typical of Orange

Seconded! It seems to be part of their business plan to keep charging people after they've left. One customer service guy even told me it was Orange policy to charge you for one month after you leave!

Judge slaps Fasthosts for rubbish kit and support

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@ Mike Lovell

Seconded! I've used them too and they've never let me down once in 45 years. The CEO wears very tight trousers.

PS. I am also not an employee or owner of this company.

Commodore launches little laptop

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Make one with Sinclair branding...

...and I might be interested!

BBC fixes BT Home Hub auto-vomit bug

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My original O2 Wireless Box...

...had this exact same problem. I spent ages on the phone to an O2/Be tech support guy discussing this, and he found it as bizarre as I did.

When the iPlayer stream changed from the channel logo video to the programme proper, the router would go into a "BBC-only" mode - i.e. I could only access *.bbc.co.uk domains, and all other domains would time-out. (The programme would stream okay during this time, as it came from a bbc.co.uk domain.)

After a few minutes of this, the whole connection would drop, and the router would reset. (Probably 3m34s - the same issue as Ivan's client, above!)

They sent me a new O2 Wireless Box II, which works fine!

Yahoo! reinvades! Iran!

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Yahypocrites!

"Yahoo!'s core values center on helping people around the world communicate and engage in free expression."

Such as Shi Tao, for example?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/07/yahoo_china_dissident_case/

Fart-lighting youth in petrol can mishap

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"I think he must have won the competition..."

Give that fireman his own TV show!

Lords call for variable VAT to cut landfill

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It's got to come from above.

When I saw a family put a single pineapple in one of those thin plastic "loose fruit" bags I realised the masses would never think their way out of it.

But make it a financial incentive for business - money talks!

Microsoft Silverlight: 10 reasons to love it, 10 reasons to hate it

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@ CrashIO

You're "tired of Flash and all the rest".

In what way are you tired of Flash? It's just a tool.

A bit like you. :P

US judge says University can ignore Christian course credits

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@ Richard Scratcher

"I bet they recognise and give credit to the diligent study of other mythologies, such as Greek, Hindu, Norse, Chinese, etc."

How much do you want to bet? Have you researched this? Or is it just a hunch?

Also: hurrah for common sense! As a child I didn't know what to believe, but the older I get the more I'm convinced that religion is hogwash and I don't know how any sane adult could fall for it.

Man buys $1,000 worth of iPhone pixels by accident

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@ Anonymous Coward

"of course he doesn't, he makes them by iphone/ipod/macs/other cheap made in china rubbish...."

Find me any piece of computer technology that isn't made in China!

Sub £200 mini laptop launched

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"...unspecified Chinese firm..."

I'd want to know it's not being made under rough conditions before buying! Why isn't it possible to buy any electronic gear not made in a Communist dictatorship? I'd pay extra! But I guess you just can't beat those slave-labour prices...

MS products just too cool to comprehend, say MS geeks

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Sorry Stef

I didn't mean to call you Sven! I don't know where that came from...

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@ Sven & Co.

"...the laptop is not up to the job, with its single core CPU and 1GB of RAM.

If the general public are installing Vista on pieces of rubbish like this, then they are going to have problems."

You're getting it the wrong way round - the OS is meant to run the hardware, not vice-versa. (Remember, it's an Operating System, not an Operated System.)

So if Vista can't operate most people's hardware then it's no good for them, is it? I know that computer technology marches onwards and upwards, but Vista requires a Great Leap Forward in terms of power and cost which most people aren't prepared to pay.

Microsoft fumbled - they wanted people to buy Vista but XP running on an old PC with 512meg of RAM does everything most people want. Why pay good money for no obvious benefit?

Vista is the wrong OS for your laptop, obviously, but MS offer no suitable OS for sale. If Microsoft is wanting to sell a niche OS for high-end gear then that's their choice, but I don't think that was their plan.

Gov pulls plug on prison PlayStations

Joe

Re: Not free.

You sound like you could do with attending a literacy course yourself. Why not knifecrime someone? It could be the leg-up you've been wanting all these years.

Exploit code for Kaminsky DNS bug goes wild

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Geeks vs Normals

Tom, you say "stupid people" deserve to be scammed but most people won't check the padlock. In a perfect world we'd all be computer experts, but if it looks genuine, most people will trust it - there's people out there falling for 419 scams, after all!

Apple is Fisher-Price of sound quality, says Neil Young

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Perhaps he's just promoting his back catalogue

I agree with Ian Ferguson up there - 99.9% of folk can't tell the difference. Us geeks know but the "general public" don't know or care.

AM radio is still popular. My mum bought a HD-Ready television, but watches VHS tapes on it. My friends can't see that YouTube video looks crap.

I used to be a real audiophile - I bought a Rega turntable, for gods' sake! - but then I realised that the music is more important than the sound quality, and the high-end audio market is just selling snake oil.

Ubuntu man challenges open source to out-pretty Apple

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It's the little things that need fixing

Like the fonts, the geeky language, the names...

"The Gimp" - who the hell would use that over Photoshop? I'm not talking about functionality, I'm talking about not getting funny looks when you mention it to people.

Gnome? Awful name.

And the different Ubuntus (Xubuntu, Kubuntu, etc.) just sound dreadful.

To geeks, techy stuff wins out every time, but I'm sure a big part of Windows success is it's name. Names like Xubuntu or Gnome or Puppy Linux just don't sound good.

Government kids website pays £6 for every visitor

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Lemmings music

They've nicked that tune, right?

Daily Mail loses employee info

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Translation

"The likelihood is that this theft was carried out in an opportunistic manner by a thief who will not realise that there is any personal data on the laptop and who may just erase what is on the hard disk in order to disguise the fact that the laptop is stolen."

Fingers crossed it was stolen by a crack addict, eh?

"I can assure you that we take security of personal data very seriously and have, since this incident, which was inadvertently caused by a technical issue, already further strengthened procedures."

It's obvious that we don't take security of personal data very seriously (this wouldn't have happened if we did) but I'm going to say we do anyway and hope that pacifies you.

Alan Sugar leaves Amstrad

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CPC users

You know, while Spectrum and Commodore users fought bitterly over which was best, there was one thing both sides could agree on - that Amstrad was definitely number three!

Flying cars on the horizon, says Clive Sinclair

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Why all the hate?

I always had a soft spot for Uncle Clive, what's wrong with a little craziness sometimes? :D

I bet you all had C64s. Or BBCs! :P

@ Kenny Millar - I think you're drawing parallels where there are none!

Trojan heralds OS X's 'new phase of exposure to malware'

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@ Antidisestablishmentarianist

Yeah, I fully expected some bile on here from him!

Also, surely it can't affect if you have ARD turned off in Sharing? Or a router with a firewall and ARD not set up on it?

UK clamps down on bus-spotting terror menace

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Do-gooders

The public are insane! Who would see someone taking pictures of buses in Pontypridd and think "terrorist!"? Why would that be the logical conclusion, instead of "nerd"?

Like any self-respecting terrorist would target Pontypridd. Wouldn't even make the national news, let alone get George Bush's knickers in a twist.

Network Solutions writes hypocrisy into press release

Joe

Why refund?

Isn't the refund thing to help people who mis-type their desired domain name in? Domains are cheap enough these days, and if someone is silly enough to not check the spelling before buying it's hardly going to bankrupt them to have to buy the right one. It's their own silly fault for not checking before buying anyway.

London hospital loses 20,000 unencrypted patient files

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@ Webster

That was a tenuous link, even for you! Let's face it, it's the NHS, it's probably not Apple gear.

Zuckerberg's Google boycott reaches 32 days (and counting)

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Facebook...

Is this the same Facebook that implores new users to hand over their Hotmail/Yahoo/Messenger/Gmail address and password so it can mine their account for data?

Kazakh TV off-air after satellite 'breathing troubles'

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Rich in oil?

Then we (the US and UK) must liberate the people from their cruel dictator!

Phorm failed to mention 'illegal' trials at Home Office meeting in 2007

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Get it on Watchdog!

I know it's trash TV, but it's the only way the proletariat will find out about it...

Bosch, Siemens: Vorsprung durch kinder und technik

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@ Adam Foxton

Pay engineers properly with money from where? All your customers will go for the cheaper option, which is outsourced overseas.

It's called Capitalism. (With a capital C, as it seems to be an ideology that mustn't be questioned these days!)

Cambridge woman in £90m 'leccy bill shocker

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@ Stu Reeves

Point well made! My first thoughts exactly.

Surely the sort of people who's initial thought is that a £90m bill is genuine and not a mistake are better of away from this world? Inflation hasn't quite reached Zimbabwe-levels yet, after all!

Firefox record breaker sets the date

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Let me be the first to say...

..."but will it work on my ZX81?"

US appeals judge shares porn stash with world +dog

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Sorry Dan

I'm not normally a pedant, but I guess I was just in the mood last night! I really want to see this photo of a woman dressed like Cowes now though!

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