* Posts by tim wright

5 posts • joined 29 Nov 2007

Vote now for your fave sci-fi movie quote

tim wright

A fitting quote from Blake's Seven Orac

"I am shutting down. I have much to do, and I have engaged my circuits on your petty affairs for too long."

So apt

Batman logo manifests in tomato

tim wright

Holy Lycopersicon Batman!

no spinning logo available

Microsoft's Raikes leaves

tim wright

will they hold a raike's wake for his departure?

..or should we put a braike on all this punnery for goodness saike

Virgin Media network collapses nationwide

tim wright
Thumb Down

hope they can get it up before they take it down again

Received this yesterday from them

"Dear customer,

From time to time we need to undertake maintenance to our e-mail services

to ensure their smooth operation.

Our next scheduled maintenance work will commence from Thursday 20th

December at 22:00 and run for up to 16 hours.

During this work you will not be able to access your Virgin Media e-mail

via your e-mail software (e.g. Outlook Express) or Webmail."

so no confirmatory emails for my last-minute web shopping spree

Tesco in X-rated Lawnmower Simulator shocker

tim wright
Coat

More a case of

Lady Chatterley's Hover...

....collects gardening overalls from inside of shed....

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