* Posts by Eponymous Cowherd

1596 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Nov 2007

BT's 'illegal' 2007 Phorm trial profiled tens of thousands

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@ Stu Reeves

Ofcom say Phorm should be an explicit opt-in. This means that BT *should* have phorm *off* unless they receive an explicit communication from a customer saying they want Phorm *on*.

Sending an eMail saying we will switch it on unless we hear from you is still an opt-out.

Of course, whether BT will abide by Ofcom's ruling and whether Ofcom has the balls to make Phorm / BT do a real opt-out is another matter.

As to how BT describe Phorm to get customers to opt-in, well, that's another issue relating to Ofcoms testicular dimensions. IMHO they *should* be forced to describe exactly what Phorm will be doing, top of page. We all know, however, that it will be buried in the small print that nobody reads.

What is needed is more publicity so that the general public hear about Phorm and reject it. Its all very well the knowledgeable few rejecting it and pissing off to other ISPs, but as the majority of BT and Virgin broadband users are clueless with regards to technical issues and will swallow BT's "Webwise will protect you" bullshit it is, unfortunately, likely that BT and Phorm will get away with it.

Trouble is the mainstream media, and their readers, are more interested in which celebrity is getting into which other celebrity's knickers than with an issue that could result in all of their web activity being spied upon by a notorious spyware pusher.

London store brews £50-a-poop cat-crap coffee

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Boffin

The animal in question.

The animal in question is a Palm Civet which is a Vivverid, not a true cat. Sometimes called a toddy cat because of its habit of getting drunk on fermented palm juice.

Secretions from the civets anal glands *are* used in perfumery. Even mentioned in Shakespeare's "as you like it" (Touchstone)

"civet is of a baser birth than tar, the very uncleanly flux of a cat."

Seems Will didn't know it wasn't a real cat, either......

IBM backs the truth up out there with FilesX

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Pronounced like.....

File Sex.

Mine's the one on the left behind the stormtrooper outfit............

BBC to launch iPlayer for Wii

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Works a treat!

If you center the Flash applet and zoom in, the flash panel fills the screen. You still see the control panel at the bottom, but that's not such a bad thing.

Quality is only passable, but its certainly watchable. On the whole a bloody good effort by the BBC.

Missus downstairs now, watching Casualty on the Wii, I'm forgiven for forgetting to record it on Saturday and peace is restored in the Cowherd household.

Now if only they could get the radio stuff through Flash 7 instead of RealPlayer I'd be really happy.

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Must be Flash

As all you do to access iPlayer on the Wii is go to the BBC iPlayer site, I assume that all the BBC have done is port iPlayer to Flash 7 so that the Wii can use it. I'm guessing that the site recognises the Wii Opera browser and 'downgrades' to Flash 7 and formats for the low res Wii screen.

I Assume that I will get similar performance / quality to YouTube, which is also Flash 7 based.

Will give it a go when I get home. Hope it works as the missus might forgive me for forgetting to record Casualty on Saturday......

Transcript disappears minister's 'hack-proof' ID register claim

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Misitstry of Truth strikes again.

Editing Big Brother's utterances to fit the truth.

Scary, isn't it?

Phorm admits 'over zealous' editing of Wikipedia article

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Re: Petition

I really don't see the Gov't taking much notice when the petition to make Jeremy Clarkson PM is at number 3.

Kinda shows the whole No 10 Petition thing for the joke it is.

Still, at least it shows the level of public discontent for Phorm. But Gordo do anything about it................

BT hands top job to Retail chief

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Down the pan.

***"Dutchman Verwaayen joined BT in 2002 from communications hardware giant Lucent. He said: "Ian Livingston will lead the company from strength to strength when he takes over as CEO in June..""***

Not if he goes ahead with Phorm, he won't.

I'm wondering if BT and British Airways are in some kind of competition to see who can piss off the most customers in the shortest period of time.

About time we had an "evil Phorm" icon.

FIPR: ICO gives BT 'green light for law breaking' with Phorm

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Re: @AC @Me

Just because it "happens all the time" doesn't mean we should all bend over and give up without a fight. Street muggings "happen all the time", that doesn't make them right and doesn't mean that the muggers shouldn't be punished.

And, while *you* may be "powerless to stop it", a lot of us are not. At the very least you can give your Phormed ISP (BT, Virgin, Talk-Talk) the finger. I'm moving to Zen, who assured me that they won't use Phorm and believe it to be illegal.

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Phuck me!!

I'm getting my MAC code from BT today.

I wonder how many other customers BT are losing due to Phorm?

Yahoo! to Microsoft: No surrender!

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Now we *will* see........

some serious furniture abuse.

Wanted: Gordon Brown's fingerprints, £1,000 reward

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I get this image....

of Smith & Brown wearing gloves on all of their public engagements.

Or, possibly, having a squad of lackeys in front of them to open doors, etc, and a further squad of lackeys following them and polishing everything they *do* touch.

Microsoft to Yahoo!: Surrender or else

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@ Dave Bell

***"And aren't Yahoo entangled with BT?"***

Yes, they are.

BT snuggling up with Microsoft as well as Phorm. Definitely time to move to another ISP.

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No items of furniture were harmed....

during the writing of this letter.

Microsoft lines up with the good guys on identity tech

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She's a very smart woman???

***"Would we be able to put this persuasively to Jacqui Smith? Not in an elevator pitch. Probably not in a one-hour meeting. But she's a very smart woman. If we who read and write for The Reg can understand it then I'm sure she and her colleagues can."***

This *is* the woman who thinks the plan to get paedophiles to register their eMail addresses to keep them off social networking sites is workable.

Not *exactly* a great demonstration of her smartness.

New banking code cracks down on out-of-date software

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Re:Sue their nasty asses

***"Anti-virus and anti-phishing by it's very nature can never work, the new virus has to occur BEFORE they make a definition for it."***

I have always been under the impression that AV is largely snake-oil. It spends 99.999% of its time slowing down your computer and hogging resources then, when you actually want it to do its work and make up for slowing your computer to a crawl, along comes a zero day nasty which fails to detect.

Same for anti-phishing. Slows down your browsing then fails to spot a new site.

And, in both cases, these 'protections' tend to give (particularly the less IT literate) a false sense of security. They think "it doesn't matter what I click on / download / run because I have AV and anti-phishing which will protect me".

BT: 'We did not let anyone down over Phorm... it was not illegal'

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Re:Telephone ads

***"When will BT start inserting ads into private 'phone conversations to "improve your conversational experience?" "***

Right after they start listening in to your private conversation in order that the inserted adverts are more appropriate. Of course the 'listening in' will be done by sophisticated speech recognition systems. All that will happen is that key phrases and words will be recognised in order to build up a profile of your likes and dislikes. No actual conversations will be recorded and your anonymity will be preserved.

I'm *sure* everyone would be perfectly happy with BT doing that? Yes?

No?

Really?

But that is exactly what they are doing to your private *web* conversations.

The Guardian ditches Phorm

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@ Peter White

***"its a bit like employing del boy to be a stock controller of a giant warehouse and not expecting to see a few bits appearing on a stall at peckham market or offered for sale in the nags head"***

Nicely put.

It is the knowledge of who Phorm are/were and who is behind the organisation that causes as much concern as what they are doing. I just don't trust them to stop profiling if I opt-out.

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Re:Re:Setting the Record Straight

***"No one has yet answered the questions about the webwise.bt.com site which is not hosted in UK and, by the nature of the way things work, has access to both IP address and cookie ID."***

I really want an answer to this one. The act of reading Phorm's cookies gives away the IP address associated with that cookie. When you go to a site with Phorm ads they will read your Phorm cookies and be able to associate your IP address with your browsing profile.

Perhaps Julian Maynard-Smith might like explain how you can read a cookie *without* knowing the IP address of the client.

Gross invasion of privacy. Don't want. Will leave my ISP (BT) unless they drop Phorm.

AJAX patent threat to giants under the hammer

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Java Applets

Surely Java Applets were doing this way back in the late 1990's. I certainly wrote several that communicated back to the server on a separate socket (i.e. a 'sideband') as far back as 1997.

The real problem lies with the lawyers, and judges, who don't know the difference between a server socket and a pile of shit, presiding over these cases.

Ubuntu does bird beta

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Re:My Windows XP runs faster

Hmmm,

Well, I have Kubuntu on an old 600Mhz Dell Inspiron 7500 with 256K RAM. That machine appears faster and more responsive than my Dell Latitude D810 (1.9GHz and 1GB RAM) running XP Pro. It starts faster, closes down quicker and crashes less often (well, the Kubuntu machine has *never* bombed. The D810 BSODs once a week, at least).

The biggest difference I notice between the stability of Linux and Windows is the complete absence of 'bit-rot'. My home Debian box has been set up for 3 years and appears just as fast and responsive as it was on day 1. Every Windows desktop box I have ever owned has become almost unusable in that time (takes ages to boot, ages to shut down and generally much slower to do anything).

Woman accuses RIAA of killing dolphins

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Joke

As Chief Brody might have said to the RIAA

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Mega-mortuary creaks open its doors in Westminster

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A mortuary in Westminster?

That'd be the House of Lords, wouldn't it?

Apple US retail sales leap past PC par

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@Sandra Greer

***"We also recommend putting Linux on the old box for the heck of it."***

Pretty soon you won't have any choice in the matter. When XP disappears you won't be able to buy Windows (Vista) for anything but the latest hardware.

Just installed Kubuntu on my old (really old!) Dell Inspiron 7500. Honestly, it is as responsive as my spanking new Latitude running Vista.

Which just goes to demonstrate what a pile of shitty bloatware Vista really is.

Teachers cower in face of cyberbullies

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Re:Missing the Point

"Lets see how many of us can get thirty 15 years olds to learn Shakespeare at one time...."

The problem isn't in getting all 30 to learn, Its in providing an environment such that those that *want* to lean can do so without their education being fucked up by those that want to piss around.

Taking the piste: Wii to bring skiing to the living room

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Now you don't get that much entertainment.........

watching someone play on a PS3.

Boffin stacks 16 PS3s to simulate black hole collisions

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@Jon

Congratulations on winning the the dumb-ass comment of the week award.

Can Microsoft teach tots digital-age virtue?

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Microsoft teaching IP rights?

A bit like Nellie Lovett teaching cookery.

Shrek studio looks to Toshiba to untie HD DVD bond

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Re:That's messed up.

***"I really enjoy most of Dream Works movies."***

Yes, the actual *movies* are pretty good.

Its just a shame that DreamWorks are one of the worst offenders when it comes to forced trailers (on DVD at least).

Question.

How do HD-DVD and Blu-Ray compare in this respect. i.e. the ability of producers to lock, block and generally control how end users use the product they have bought and paid for?

Minister defends National ID Register security

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Re:DVLA

Spot on!

Security isn't the issue, here!

If the DVLA will sell your name and address to barely legal clamper-thugs it is safe to assume that HM Gov will cheerfully sell the even more sensitive data in the ID database to any lowlife willing to pay for it.

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear? Think again.

Nintendo to introduce online play charges

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@ Pedantic Darren B

OK, if you want to be anal about it, Its like Sky charging people to watch a channel that is broadcast on a satellite completely outside of Sky's control (e.g. Hotbird) just because they are using a Sky supplied receiver.

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It depends.........

There is a world of difference between paying the operator of a game server to access *their own* service and being charged to merely connect out from your own console.

First OK, second definitely *not* OK.

Or, to put it another way, if some altruistic person creates their own server for a particular game and allows free access then there is no way Nintendo (or anyone else) should be allowed to charge for access. This would be like, for example, Sky charging pay-per-view to access free-to-air programmes from a Sky supplied set top box.

The evolution of Crystal Reports

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Re:Wrong

***"I don't get it. What is to hate??"***

It was pushed as an 'Enterprise' solution and marketed as such but is almost useless for anything more complex than simple desktop reports onto a relational database.

3-tier and n-tier architectures, forget it.

***"I think you guys are either trying use it in a solution for which it is not meant to be used."***

Quite probably. But that has more to do with the way it pushed (and swallowed by "IT illiterate management staff"). I reiterate, its useless for anything other than trivial desktop reporting directly onto a relational db.

***"or you are just not bothering to learn how to write reports in it"***

Oh no. That's the *easy* bit. Getting it to *run* the f'ing report is the problem.

I think everyone here who has used CR in anything other than the most trivial manner must have spent time banging their heads on their desks going "Feck, Feck, Feck, Feck, Feck" because every time you think you have sussed out how to do something straightforward with CR's shitty API, it flings another flaming hoop you need to jump through just to get your data to the report.

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@ David S

***"I have to say, I've found it to be pretty useful in the past. Within its limits, it's not too bad."***

Well, the installation CD makes a reasonable coaster to stick my coffee mug on. About all CR is good for, IMHO.....

Microsoft emails its staff to reassure Yahoos

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Bang

***"For instance, the mail reassures west coasters that Microsoft intends to keep Yahoo!'s Silicon Valley offices and that parts of the company's brand are likely to survive the takeover."***

That would be the "!", then.

Samsung laptop battery burns

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No Excuse

Laptops (all electrical equipment that may overheat, IMHO), should be designed such that they power down *before* any critical temperature is reached.

If it caught fire because it overheated then its either a design fault or a fault in the thermal protection mechanism of the laptop.

Essex youth's cop headbutt heads for YouTube

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The officer prodded the defendant?

Should have Tazered the little dirtbag. Now that *would* have been fun to watch.

UK rattles 'three strikes' filesharing sabre (again)

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Re:Guys Guys, You're pigeon holing yourselves as overwieght forty something IT support lackies

That's because we *are* overweight, forty something, IT support lackeys.

No charge for spelling corrections, BTW ;-)

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@ Armitage

***"even if the record company/isp did manage to track the ip to a user and disconnect him on the 3rd warning wouldnt he just be able to go to another service supplier, sign up to them and start downloading again untill he becomes traced agian by another Riaa agent"***

I assume some kind of blacklist would be involved to prevent 3 strikers from going to another ISP. This would probably be address (street address, that is) based, so the perpetrator would have to move to continue downloading.

Potential problems involved for people moving *to* a blacklisted address, though.

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Re:Ermmm...

ISPs (or their broadband wholesaler) keep records of when and to whom each IP address is allocated, so, as long as the rights holders' investigator supplies both the IP address and the time of the alleged infringement it is trivial to determine the customer involved.

IMHO, catching infringers is a better solution than attempting to block them. Blocking will, because of the nature of the beast they are trying to block, be a very blunt instrument and will impact a large number of legitimate users.

Trouble is, blocking is cheap, prosecuting is expensive.

Added to that, this is this Government's whole attitude to law and order. Far, far, easier and cheaper to attempt to prevent illegal activity by denying *everyone's* rights than putting money and effort into catching those who actually commit the crimes.

Deloitte flags risks of UK child database

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@ Mike Richards

More to the point, their refusal to publish the detailed findings on those grounds is a tacit admission that security is far from being "ingrained".

BitTorrent busts Comcast BitTorrent busting

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@ Mark

***"Where are your legal credentials, Coward?"***

In a frame on the wall, actually. And its CowHERD....

***"What methods did you undertake to ascertain the 95%+ figure?"***

Its an estimate based on the percentage of files on 10 (most popular) different trackers that are likely to be there without the permission of the copyright holder.

***"Are you accusing ME DIRECTLY of this illegal act?"****

Err, No.

***"If not, who are you accusing? Nobody?"***

Yes, that's right!! Glad we got that sorted.

***"Who is downloading all this criminal literature?"****

I don't really care as long as they do it at 2am.

***"PS copyright is a government grant of right and its terms are an agreement made between the producer and the public (because the government when making agreements are actors on the behalf of the public)."***

Almost correct.

***"You're talking out of your figurative arse."****

Nice! Feel better now?

A nice heart icon, as you seem rather stressed out and could do with some love ;-)

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Legal Eagles

Hmmm, we seem to have a surfeit of legal experts here (Morley Dotes and Steen Hive).

Shame you are both completely wrong in your assumptions.

No, I *cannot* be sued for defamation for making comments about filesharing in general.

No, Copyright is *not* a contract between the producer of the work an the state.

And crude epithets don't make your arguments any more compelling, BTW, but if they make you fell better, go right ahead ;-)

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Errr Mark.....

***"(as to prove it isn't, *I* don't use it for that, one poster says it's mostly legal ISO's and Lost [which isn't much compared to linux isos] so most of the BT stuff would seem from these concrete examples to be NOT illegal in the main."****

Actually he said:-

"Aside from Ubuntu Gibbon and Open Office (for Windows) a few months ago, everything I download is copyrighted content - usually tv shows"

In other words apart from a *couple* of legitimate downloads everything he downloads is in violation of copyright.

Your argument about porn is spurious, to say the least. Porn is no different to any other type of distributable entertainment. Just because someone cannot get it for free doesn't mean they will go out and pay for it. It doesn't matter whether its porn, a TV show or a mainstream movie.

And I don't give a flying fart who downloads what. If they get caught that's their tough luck. They could just be a little more considerate and restrict their illegal activities to the wee small hour like the Lost downloader.

Am I massive seeder? WTF, First you think I'm trying to drum up the porn trade, now I'm supposed to be a 'massive seeder. Your logic is, umm, interesting, to say the least.

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Re: A bit of common sense

***"I'm on Virgin and a fairly heavy torrenter. Aside from Ubuntu Gibbon and Open Office (for Windows) a few months ago, everything I download is copyrighted content"***

Well, at least you are honest about it.......

Though why anyone would bother downloading contrived cack like Lost is beyond me ;-)

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@ Mark

***"Are you trying to help porn make money?"***

WTF does that mean / imply??

***"Your refutation is trotted out at least as often as the ideas you troll against and never has someone said how they know it's a load of dingoes kidneys. Will you be the first?"***

You can turn that on its head, of course. Never has anyone offered any proof that BitTorrent *isn't* mostly used for distributing copyright material.

So we will have to agree to disagree.

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Re:ISPs are also to blame.

***"Also remember BitTorrent has legal uses as well before you spout the Piracy argument... WoW Patches, Linux Distros the list goes on."***

This is the argument trolled out every time someone associates filesharing with piracy. Yes it *does* have legitimate uses, but that still doesn't change the fact that *most* users are sharing copyright material, i.e. music, movies and tv programmes. The Wow Patches and Linux Distros, etc, are a *tiny* portion of BitTorrent traffic.

And, to the other AC, who thinks sarcasm is a substitute for reasoned argument, I *have* done my research.

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@Frazer

Nicely put.

It seriously pisses me off when I see my 8MBbs connection drop to a 250KBps ( or less!) crawl in peak hours knowing its mostly down to p2p-ers. Doubly pisses me off as my legitimate use of bandwidth is being hampered by file sharers.

And lets not be under any illusions, here. Despite the whinging about legitimate uses of BitTorrent, 95% + of BT file sharers *are* sharing copyright material.

Enraged vegan spitroasts Reg hack

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Re:hmmm

***"4) I gave up meat because of the slaughterhouse production line. I have no issue with those who kill for their own food. Personally I don't want the twisted people who work at abattoirs touching my food."***

As someone who *does* kill my own meat (well, fish, anyway) I can relate to this.

You would be amazed by the number people who come up to me when I'm fishing and have a go at me. When I ask if they are vegetarians, 99% of the aren't.

So they are happy to have someone else kill animals for their consumption, but think it "cruel" when someone does it for themselves. Bloody hypocrites!!

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@RMartin

Her name is unique enough that Googling for it produces some interesting results.

Surprising as it may seem, she *does* appear to be a genuine anti-hunting, anti-vivisection, tree-hugging, vegan.

Oh, and she likes seals, too.....