* Posts by Dave

8 posts • joined 26 Nov 2007

Farewell then, Symbian

Dave
Unhappy

AC - Can I have the Revo, then?

10 years and and still haven't found anything else that fits in a jacket pocket and has a usable keyboard. Sigh.

Mystery HDD maker orders kit to build monster-capacity drives

Dave
Paris Hilton

@ Small Quantums

Quantum Bigfoots weren't...

Paris, because data storage is getting dense.

Man buys MacBook Air, pulls it apart, takes pics

Dave

Taking Macs apart is always easy

It's putting the buggers back together that's the tricky bit. I see they skipped that part...

Canadian runs up $85,000 mobe bill

Dave

Hmm.

"When the customer downloaded the software to do so, a warning came up that said there would be additional data charges on top of the mobile browser plan."

Because let's face it, when we're installing a bit of software and box pops up with lots of text and button saying "I agree", we all read every word of the text before hitting the button, don't we?

US gov silent robot white (?) helicopter prangs itself

Dave
Coat

Boeing chopper proves black is white...

...gets killed flying over zebra crossing.

Facebook CEO capitulates (again) on Beacon

Dave
Coat

Shouldn't that be...

..."Mea culpa... canicula"?

The door's this way, is it? Ahh, thank you...

Microsoft wireless keyboards crypto cracked

Dave
Go

Amateurs...

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So there. :P

Civil service apologises for HMRC data loss

Dave
Coat

Extreme measures

"People who use their child's name or data of birth for a password are advised to change it."

A bit harsh on the kids, isn't it?

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