There is something positive
To take out of this:
The salaries paid to these bloodsuckers will further drain the coffers of a company that isn't making, and has never made, money. :-)
Mine's the one with "Phuck off Phorm" on the back.
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The question that should be asked is why are they using windows/office anyway? Why are they spending taxpayers money supporting Microsoft?.
Somewhere (possibly here) I read that Microsoft hoovers over 2 billion squids a year, directly out of the British economy, from licence fees for Windows/Office alone.
Before you start SHOUTING, this is nothing to do with how many people are employed supporting/selling/stitching people up with this crap, that's a separate issue entirely.
Stop it, stop it now I tell you.
I will definitely be giving it another try on the strength of this. I've avoided Red Hat in the recent past, due to a nasty experience I had. I knocked a mug of coffee onto my keyboard during an install :-(
Keep up the good work Mr. Gilbertson :-)
PS Mr. Bidmead, please take note: It's not necessary to have 14gazillion pages with 4 lines of text & a screenshot on each page.
<sigh>
The one thing we (that's the Royal, El Reg reading, we) want the average "Free" laptop buyer _not_ to have is a bloody Microsoft operating system.
So, we have to look forward to a couple of hundred thousand new, fully compromised, machines being connected to that new-fangled interweb.
</sigh>
My daily spam:valid email ratio is now at around 90:1, guess that will increase as a result. :-(
We have to rise up & request, nay demand, that Microsoft operating systems, GUI's & Orofice be banned from all educational establishments. Then there's the chance that the next generation of users could put right what's wrong.
How could anyone here take him seriously after that?
Here's some of his Voting record (from PublicWhip)
Voted moderately for introducing a smoking ban.
Voted strongly for introducing ID cards.
Voted very strongly for introducing foundation hospitals.
Voted strongly for introducing student top-up fees.
Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws.
Voted strongly for the Iraq war.
Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.
Voted very strongly for replacing Trident.
Voted very strongly for the hunting ban.
Voted very strongly for equal gay rights.
2006/7 expenses claimed: £143,003
Not since the launch of the iMac & iPod could Apple conceivably have been called underdogs.
They control both hardware & software & have vastly greater margins than mickeysoft.
All they need to do now is release (OK after fixing every hardware/driver issue) their O/S flavour, for the general market, to become the micropolist of the future.
PS iTards (love it) should go back to their constituencies & prepare for government.
AC:
"Shame BBC America has the episodes 8 months late."
1. Web hosting in the UK, £1.99 month, unlimited traffic.
2. Install web proxy.
3. iPlayer
Job done, but please remember to send your 140 squids to the beeb to cover the licence. Well worth it :-)
Paris, cos she loves a proxy. Allegedly.
Nope, though slightly better than the Grauniad :-)
Try:
http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutgrammar/hotel?view=uk
Where you will see that it is AN homage. (Note: This was the original challenge) Because homage is French and is pronounced omage, not Huhomage.
A hotel, an hotel, both are right depending on your pronunciation.
Who, other than grammar Nazis, gives a stuff really?
Thank our selfless FOSS contributors, without them my 8 year old son wouldn't be able to dual boot Ubuntu & Mandrake, as I wouldn't be able to afford them :-)
He hates Windows, with a will, after spending over 4 hours on a Scratch program only to see all his work lost when the Windoze PC BSoD'ed (totally unrelated to his Scratch session)
Penguin obviously, though I'd like to boot Paris.
To Alexander Hanff, he's really taken the ball and run with it.
Come on you chap(esse)s, some of us have signed the petition, some of us have written to our MP, some both. Unfortunately the vast majority have done neither, leaving it to upstanding citizens like Mr. Hanff to carry them.
If you don't want Phorm illegally intercepting your data, do your bit. It's not good enough just changing ISP, this has to be stopped!
Phuck off Phorm.
"Simply put, this is the seventh release of Windows, so therefore 'Windows 7' just makes sense,"
What base is he counting in?
V1.0
V2.0
V3.0
V3.11
95
98
98SE
ME
2K
XP
Fista
I'm not a mathematician, but I do chew sugar-free gum :-)
I'm ignoring the 64bit flavours & the various versions of NT & "server" too.
Perhaps that's why Windows is as stable as a three-legged cow, Microsoft can't count.
Paris, even she can count past 7.
Spot on. :-)
Oh and another thing: Career politicians.
Career politicians, WTF is going on there then?
These tossers have done nothing else. School, College, University, politics. Time was when politicians took up politics _after_ a career in industry or the like, and had some idea about life. Bah.
Paris, because she's a career know nothing, rather like Brown.
"rabid, pestilence-spreading troll"
Don't beat around the bush, mush, say what you really mean ;-) Need. a. coffee-proof. keyboard. now. :^)
I disagree with your year though, a couple of months is about the limit for a hole like this.
Paris, so she can sic a pestilence on all rabid trolls.
Ballmer probably genuinely wasn't involved in the negotiations, though he must still be held ultimately accountable for the utter shite that is Fista.
Having said that, all the twats that feel it necessary to have the latest Microsoft "shiny" really have made a rod for their own backs, and deserve no sympathy. Strike the class action I say!
On a lighter note: a survey I read the other day revealed that only 4% of businesses in the UK have upgraded to Fista. Do we really have businesses that stupid?
Bye.
You actually believe the marketing puff found on the website of a bloody spyware company?
"clear opt-in opt-out solutions" Whaaat? You must be reading something the wrong page.
Think you'd better get a fresh supply of your medication.
Mine's still the one with Phuck off Phorm in rhinestones on the back.
Of all the nuLabour PC bollocks that is straightjacketing the entire country.
It starts out with school children banned from climbing trees or playing conkers etc. and ends up with the RN not allowed to fight genuine piracy.
I have to agree with Lewis.
Skull and crossed bones obviously (Why does your icon have crossed swords?)