Posts by Foist

Info chief renews call for data breach crime penalties

The usual suspects ... again

It does appear that the said data has found its way to the 'square mile', The City of London. A powerful centre of world banking. Now there's a surprise eh? (see previous comment).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7108532.stm

Join the dots people. We've got no idea how far reaching the whole scam is .. yet, don't forget. If I was Old Bill I'd be down there double quick, locking down their mainframe and going through all the log files with a fine tooth comb eh?

The usual suspects

If you wanted to predict the size or the exponential of the sub-prime market in the UK for the next 30 years you'd run a query like that wouldn't you?

Have you heard of the biggest bank heist in the history of civilization? It's called the £26Billion Treasury Reserve Heist. "You can pay for it but you can't have shares in it". Sounds like a good deal, not! Coming soon, no actually it's still happening, oh dear.

Not only did they want to keep all the dosh, they wanted to run a tiny little database query as well, as a sweetener like. And everything was fine of course until ....

'ello, 'ello, 'ello? What's going on here then? You're all nicked, said the formerly disgruntled AC rubbing his hands together with glee. 'Never look a gift horse in the mouth me ol china plate' I said, 'e said 'you're not wrong.'

Do you feel a class action coming on? All aboard!!! Oh... aren't they above the law? Oh dear.

All conjecture I assure you. Haw haw. The hapless office junior is to be commended. He or she is a subcultural hero. (blink).

Bon chance!