Don't give 'em laptops
Why give these morons laptops in the first place?
Make 'em use desktops, in the office only.
Much less chance of losing sensitive data.
Posts by Paul
7 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Nov 2007
London borough lost children's data three times
Inside the Windows 2008 stack experience
100Mbit/s sewer broadband rollout coming your way
US boffins create darkest material ever
Space brains resign over efforts to attract ET attention
Monday 17th December 2007 20:47 GMT 
Alien life form
The gold-encrusted alien tempress is already here...we should have known that she was not of this world :)
This all sounds worryingly like Battlestar Galactica, without the homegrown Captain Cyborg element. BTW, will our intergalactic, multidimensional, hideously beweaponed, battlefleet operate on an eternal "it's a week before Christmas" strategy, to keep the crew from going space-happy? Our flagship, El Reg, would be the first to be dispatched into deep space should the aliens turn up, in order to be sure that the cream of humanity are preserved. Once the beer runs out, they should be able to start the fightback :)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
