Posts by Alan W. Rateliff, II

BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.

"We've bought this setup and now you must make it work"

The frequently recurring nightmare of IT workers everywhere.

What happens when your massive text-generating neural net starts spitting out people's phone numbers? If you're OpenAI, you create a filter

But does it produce only random numbers? Intelligence tends to be lazy (or efficient, depending upon your perspective.) If I can just spout some formatted number I already know off the top of my head, I am more likely to do that than spend whatever time is necessary to manufacture such information. Even if it means stringing together chunks of numbers I already know.

Consider PINs. Rather than formulate a random number sequence and risk committing this transient information to memory, if I can instead associate this particular function with a number I already know (significant date, phone number, address, etc.) then the process is not only easier and quicker, but the long term result will be more dependable.

Of course, that scenario is more about input for your memory than outputting information. Consider, then, lying about an event in which you were unexpectedly caught participating. Your first telling of the lie will be simple and constructed from what you can most quickly throw together. As time goes on this lie becomes more elaborate or might change altogether to account for various holes or shortcomings. As well, as the lie becomes more elaborate and incorporates more elements not already part of your repertoire, it becomes more difficult to memorize and thus defend in the long term.

Are AIs just as efficient as our HI? Can, and will, an AI lie?

Re: Just sayin’

The fictional "555" is actually an exchange, not an area code. The numbers would be something like 202-555-xxxx or 613-555-xxxx. I recall an article some while back which also listed sets of numbers originally used for fiction, as 555-1212 was a real number in almost all areas which connected the caller to directory services and there were (still are?) others which connect to local weather, time and date, and other services.

Am I to understand that OpenAI is building an AI to monitor the output of an AI? Will this be external to the original AI like a censor, or will it be built into the AI to allow it to self-censor? What happens when the censor AI goes balmy and starts censoring AI output which it thinks could be doxxing, even though it bears little resemblance to PII, or information which could lead to doxxing? Will this new censoring AI begin berating other AIs over which it has no control for outputting potential PII?

Amiga Fast File System makes minor comeback in new Linux kernel

Only way to recover was to take the drive to a non amiga and delete the offending data.

Uh, no. You can take it to another Amiga to fix it. You can also disable devices in the early startup menu to prevent the bad filesystems from being loaded. Easiest thing to do is to boot from an OS "Install" disk and use HDToolBox to correct the errant filesystem in the RDB (Rigid Disk Block.) I admit to trashing an RDB or two in my time.

As to the flexibility, my RDB currently contains FFS patched to 45.17, PFS3, and CrossDOS (MS-DOS filesystem.) All related partitions mount at boot and are accessible without running startup-sequence or mounting via Workbench's DOSDrivers drawer. Running OS3.9 and I need to update to 3.1.4, but I have not had the motivation to do so, yet.

I have mounted and used SATA and IDE drives on my 4000 desktop via USB (Deneb.) Never tried this, but I suspect one could also hang a drive off a MorphOS machine, like a MacMini, with a suitable USB adapter. Obviously not with a SCSI drive... though, you might be able to use a USB to SATA/IDE, then SATA/IDE to SCSI.

Relying on plain-text email is a 'barrier to entry' for kernel development, says Linux Foundation board member

Nice place you built up over the past 25 years

Now, we just need to Microsoft-up this thing a bit.

You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN

"hideous groaning noise"

Beauty is in the ear of the beholder.

So you really didn't touch the settings at all, huh? Well, this print-out from my secret backup says otherwise

Re: To my shame ..

There was a time when we did not expend resources analyzing people like him for individual and granular defects which could be labeled. We just called them "assholes" and moved on, often without them around anymore.

Re: Ah, customers.

I have never really liked this "rule." One could interpret that to mean something like "if the password is just one character off, accept it," or in any case spending time trying to interpret what the sender meant rather than what was sent. This idea may sound good in principle, look good on paper, and may make everyone experience good feels, but it cannot and does not work in the real world.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

BIOS update to fix a bad spreadsheet?!

A customer called me to tell me about an Excel spreadsheet which was crashing at a particular point. This was repeatable on the machine but no one else had the problem. I did what every good tech does: removed and re-installed Office. No dice, it still crashed at exactly the same point performing exactly the same actions. After browsing around for a few hours hoping I could find someone coming close to the issue, I decided we would re-load Windows 7 from scratch and try again. The user went to a spare laptop while I re-loaded theirs.

But then another call came. This spare laptop was also crashing, but with a different spreadsheet and at a different point. Again, repeatable, but also afflicting another machine. What the...? While investigating I had another user tell me they had crashing problems, but with yet a different spreadsheet.

We had different versions of Excel across several machines, all running an up-to-date installation of Windows 7. Common threads were eliminated: it was not caused by accessing over the network as a local copy performed identically; the anti-virus was uninstalled for testing; all updates were checked. But another common object remained.

Just barely a week earlier I read an article written by a programmer who was the liaison between product support and the programming group. He mentioned how one of the first things he asked when being escalated a ticket was, what CPU is the customer running? With the answer he would pull known errata for that particular CPU.

The common thread in my situation? All computers involved were Dell laptops, all but one the same model, and all running superseded BIOS versions. It was a shot in the dark but I understand CPUs have bugs, having been around so long, and I also know that BIOS updates will often carry CPU micro-code updates. What the heck, right?

As I live and breath, updating the BIOS on all of the laptops fixed the crashing problems for all spreadsheets involved. How esoteric can you get? I might have stumbled across that at some point in a desperate carpet-bomb approach to update all drives and BIOS and whatever else, but to specifically target that solution? I might not have if not for an article, written by a programmer to share his experiences, and stumbled upon by a tech just falling down a rabbit hole one night.

Behold: The ghastly, preening, lesser-spotted Incredible Bullsh*tting Customer

Simply put, these are ex-customers

Being an independent body I have the luxury that many imprisoned within a hierarchical management chain of command lack. That is telling someone about themselves when they deserve it, and subsequently refusing service. (On the other hand, there is something to be said about a steady paycheck as well. You take the good with the bad.)

I have had three customers in my time read me a line of bullshit then double-down, and I terminated my business relationship with them right on the spot. One of them a similar situation to that of "Leon." Customers like this are the worst kind and will always abuse you.

Now, I have also had a few customers embellish their situations, and when called out they sheepishly accepted, we had a chuckle, and we moved on. In one situation I was more diplomatic than the situation warranted, and we moved on never again speaking of the event. In fact, I had mostly forgotten about these until being forced to recall. These are good, human, customers, Whereas the other kind are demon spawn direct from Hell sent to test your fortitude, and they can return to Hell.

NOT posting anonymously because, if the demons read this, they likely know who they are.

In the interest of fairness, there has been a situation in which I completely and utterly [expletive deleted] up and was summarily dismissed, deservedly so. It works both ways, I just make it a priority to never be in the position of "dismissee."

Wakey-wakey! A quarter of IT pros only get 3-4 hours' kip – and you won't believe what's being touted as the 'solution'

Adopt cloud tech if you want more sleep

In my experience, and I hazard to say I am not alone in this, this report is bullshit.

Technology is the problem, and equally whether on-premise or on someone else's server (the "cloud.") Internet goes down. Services suffer down-time because of some dipstick pushing the wrong button or forgetting to install a certificate or pulling the wrong cable or committing a bad configuration or routing fails because China or a data center in BFE suffers a power outage and the redundancy fails or or or or. Firewalls lock up. Switches glitch during power events, irrespective of the UPS. UPS batteries need changing. Internal network goes nuts because some remotely managed VoIP phone suddenly storms off its assigned VLAN. USB scanners refuse to wake up after going into power saving mode. Printers... oh, God, printers!

We work when we need to. Customers experience problems whenever they please irrespective of where their services are hosted. Sleep be damned. Shove this "report" right up your output ports.

Microsoft decrees that all high-school IT teachers were wrong: Double spaces now flagged as typos in Word

Re: I chose "I don't care"

The extended space or double space after a sentence actually makes it stand out more and easier to visually discern individual sentences. Web pages have always flummoxed my skimming because of this and I have found it quite annoying.

But then I also have a "-- \n" at the start of my email signature, which is no more than five lines long.

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

Presented without comment

The clerk "admitted to typing pizza and pressing enter, but it didn't do anything, so he tried it 55 more times."

A paper clip, a spool of phone wire and a recalcitrant RS-232 line: Going MacGyver in the wonderful world of hotel IT

Re: Danger - building works

The unknown shared infrastructure can be a nightmare. I had a customer whose Internet uplink is absolutely critical. So we brought both ComCast cable and Embarq ADSL into the office to give us redundant routing since both were subject to sporadic outages, always at the most inopportune time.

This arrangement worked very well, with ComCast suffering numerous outages and Embarq only a few. Until the tree up the road dropped a rather sizeable branch onto some suspended cables. Both services went out.

This got sorted during the repair as ComCast had to run a temporary drop from the other side of the property. Not so temporary but to our benefit. Until a few months later when the call came that, again, both connections had gone down.

Come to find out that during that period, ComCast and Embarq in our area were both routing through Level3, which had suffered a core routing melt-down.

Nothing can be made fool-proof. The situation is much better now in a new location and new services, but I still expect the shoe to drop.

Re: Back in the very early 90's...

an RS-232 line was ... borrowing our LAN cabling panels

For every genius solution to a problem there is some poor schmuck who has to deal with it later.

Re: Proper lash up

castle built in 1080.

I was going to make a joke about the castle in 1080 replacing the one in 720... but never mind, my heart just isn't in it.

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

Fun times were had

I learned COBOL in high school on a System/34, among other system-related stuff. Up to then I had been a BASIC programmer with a sprinkle of TMS-9900 assembler and learning 6502. COBOL was fun, but I thought it lacked pizzazz; it was plain and not a very sexy language. Then we took a semester tryst with the mistress RPG-II and I learned the true meaning of pain. Twas impressed upon me early in life that the sparkly, sexy things are not always what they appear to be, and plain is just fine.

Later in college I took a couple of COBOL classes. Actually had quite some fun with RM*COSTAR and brought a copy home to run in CrossPC (or was it PC Task?) on my Amiga. The next semester I found an Amiga native COBOL compiler and worked with the programmer to troubleshoot it so it would compile my class programs properly. This was about the time of the start of the Y2K panic, and while some of my class-mates dreamed of making huge bank by saving the world, for whatever reason I decided against such a path.

I still thought I was pretty cool for being so young and having learned COBOL. That was until I met a guy roughly my age who programmed COBOL-II for a living. Funny thing about it, thinking about his personality, he and the language are a perfect fit.

OK brainiacs, we've got an IT cold case for you: Fatal disk errors on an Amiga 4000 with 600MB external SCSI unless the clock app is... just so

Re: The real mystery is how Paula discovered the clock work around ...

Not certain Gary is considered part of the "custom chipset." You have the trinity of Paula, Agnus, and Denise.

French pensioner ejected from fighter jet after accidentally grabbing bang seat* handle

Accidentally?

Old man said, "Screw this world. I'm out!"

BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?

Re: Obvious really.

Double entendre?

Re: Mixed Feelings

I kind-of know that feel. It was not something I designed, but I helped troubleshoot as part of a high school internship. Now to make certain that does not end up my peak accomplishment.

Cheers

To all my fellow bitter husks.

So you locked your backups away for years, huh? Allow me to introduce my colleagues, Brute, Force and Ignorance

Re: Spin the drive manually

Would that be a Conner?

Re: Seen in the wild

Yeah, my first hard drive was a Quantum 80MB for my Amiga 2000.

The next page of comments gets into loose connectors. It reminded me of my first Amiga hard drive experience. I had a GVP A530+ (68EC030, 8MB RAM, and a 40MB Seagate SCSI hard drive) which would sometimes just not want to boot, throwing up the Kickstart "insert Workbench floppy" screen. I fussed with that thing so much, seating and re-seating everything including the SCSI cable. Not even swearing, begging, and praying would fix it.

TURNED OUT that the SCSI cable was the problem, but not because it kept working loose. This particular cable had something weird in the IDC connector which made it work only when it was NOT fully seated. I figured out putting the lid back on the accelerator would move the cable just enough to un-seat it into a working position. As this was a two-inch cable likely made specifically for the short distance between the SCSI header and the drive I really wanted and tried to make it work, but wound up replacing it with a longer cable onto which I eventually hung three other SCSI drives for a whopping 500-some MB of total storage.

Re: Seen in the wild

Of course, next time the problem occurred, the user decided to repeat what they thought they'd observed the techie doing, and hit the PC so hard that it actually did break it for good.

I learned over the years that certain customers should never witness or have explained to them how you fixed a specific problem. Then any time there is a problem they will attempt the same procedure in an attempt to avoid calling (thus spending money on a visit.) Ultimately the call comes, usually after a long bit of down-time and stewing in frustration.

I call this the "man with a hammer" problem, hearkening back to the proverb, "To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

BSOD Burgerwatch latest: Do you want fries with that plaintext password?

Re: Surprised they don't use *NIX

My Taco Bell back in the 90s had a Unix machine in the office, which I am almost certain ran SCO, connected to the Par register system. In the late 2000s I did some call-out IT work for a McDonald's contractor. In each office I found two machines, one running Windows Server 2003 and the other running some flavor of *nix (not sure if Linux or good ol' System V Unix,) with some really cool integration between the two.

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

Similarly, people tend to use Outlook's auto-complete as their contacts.

Re: As any fule kno ...

As a matter of policy, I do not delete customer data or information. I will happily explain how to do it but I will not pull the trigger without making a CYA backup of my own. This came in handy once as a short-lived customer flat-out accused me of deleting important files out of his archive, files he had not touched in several years, archives in which he said there was absolutely nothing critical. The accusations and abusive attitude we not enough to push me over the edge, but the threats of legal action certainly were.

I restored his files all while he seethed over my shoulder, handed him an invoice and a list of other IT people he could call for any future needs.

In regard to your inquiry

Yes, I have. There are sooooo many that I cannot count but do remember a few specific incidents. Everyone ranging from the normal home user to business owners and c-level execs. Grandmother who lost family photos in emails kept in Deleted Items, attorneys and other firms involved in litigation who thought it smart to store the relevant emails in Deleted Items rather than creating a new folder. Seriously. I literally cannot fathom why. Why?!

Fortunately in almost every case I was able to recover them by slightly altering the header of the PST and run of SCANPST against it. Outlook Express was a little different but not impossible, and Outlook's Recover Deleted Items against Exchange has been a life-saver more than once. I want to say that fortune smiled on all but two or three lost souls who emptied their Deleted Items so long before discovering missing information that they were no longer recoverable.

My first encounter as a fresh and new IT consultant was a migration into Exchange 2003 before any service pack releases. We were going to head right up against limitations of the data stores, even with multiples. It was decided that we would clear users' Deleted Items before the import, which we found greatly and significantly reduced the amount of required space. Cue a call two days later from accounting. Fortunately, and I really have no idea why we did this, but copies of their PSTs were made before emptying the trash.

Harsh lessons learned.

I, too, have used similar analogues with my customers: would you store your lunch in your recycle bin or trash can?

Microsoft explains self-serve Power platform's bypassing of Office 365 admins to cries of 'are you completely insane?'

Re: Employees buying software for their company?

It is not uncommon for users at any level to be unhappy with what is provided for them, especially with the constant bombardment of tech blogs, ShamWow-type YouTube channels, and the like. IT by Magazine (or IT by Blog) turns into a shadow IT infrastructure in short order... because, like, why can't we use this a-ma-zing software, and it's cheaper than my Netflix, duh.

Google showed the way with Chrome early on when it became possible for a user to "install" it without local machine administrative privileges. That turned out to be quite successful for a free product. Microsoft is not stupid. It sees that and says, "huh, imagine if we could push a product out to users for $5 or whatever a pop the way Google pushed Chrome for free." Even better is the product will get pushed out with a subscription model similar to that of a gym membership. Cha-ching.

The honeymoon is over

"there are no current plans to extend it to other Office 365 services"

No current plans, so it says.

"we're being responsive to our customers who have requested this capability", adding that "organizations can rely on their own internal policies, procedures and communications to ensure that those individuals making self-service purchases are complying with company policies"

Users often demand things outside of the way things are done, ignoring situations in which things are done a certain way due to silly little things like regulatory compliance or statutory requirement. While user input is not always ignored or rejected out-right, sometimes they have to be told "no" until a later time. In any case, Microsoft knows damn well that users will violate policy if it suits their convenience. The three precipitants of user misbehavior are a motivated user, an attractive feature, and lack of hard prevention on the part of the administrators. The first two parts are already present, and Microsoft is prying custodianship away from administrators.

"'Microsoft will provide standard support for self-service purchasers.' In practice, though, users may well channel queries to their internal IT support and this is something Microsoft cannot control."

Neither does Microsoft care to control how users get support. Users will demand in the most obnoxious ways their organizational IT support provide assistance with their surreptitiously purchased product, and they will get it the same way iPhone users eventually get support in an Android-only shop -- to shut them up.

"Admins may choose to assign a centrally purchased license to users of the cancelled subscription."

Translation: once your users become accustomed to their new processes under your IT know-it-all noses, then train new hires and the work-flow becomes dependent upon these products, even when stymied by the short-comings, when the department manager who bought the crap in the first place leaves and takes the license with them, YOU will get to foot the bill on a new, central license for a product you never approved, never wanted, and probably already purchased an alternative product in the first place. (Was there a place for a period in that sentence?!)

In environments where administrators do not have necessary controls, many due to management requirements, users will happily bring in elicit licenses from home or improper licensing from school for a business to use. Then managers ring up IT wanting to know why suddenly they cannot get some program working, and they need it working right now because of a deadline tomorrow.

"Currently the company is in effect stating that it knows better than IT admins what is best for their users. That this move is unpopular with those admins is unsurprising."

Microsoft does not give a flying flip about the IT admin in the field. Even with the love-fest of the early 2000s with all the free TS2, inexpensive TechNet and Action Packs, it was all a ploy to make us feel good about being on the ground floor of an IT workplace revolution and turn us into support drones making enough money from it to keep us happy. But Microsoft no longer needs us as the users can plug in directly to Microsoft's systems management and product licensing and, having done our jobs, we can bugger off.

This is like being the guy at school whom all the other guys want as a friend, but what they really want is to bang your sister.

Power to the users? Admins be warned: Microsoft set to introduce 'self-service purchase' in Office 365

Dear IT Administrator,

We're sick of you. We've been trying to dump you for a decade but you won't take the hint. You are not our customer. You stand in the way of people who we can convince to open their wallets. Please sod off.

Love,

Microsoft.

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

It's just business.

Absolutely.

MAMR Mia! Western Digital's 18TB and 20TB microwave-energy hard drives out soon

Thanks for the MAMRies!

With only the slightest of apologies...

GIMP open source image editor forked to fix 'problematic' name

Fork them and their istisms.

A real head-scratcher: Tech support called in because emails 'aren't showing timestamps'

Re: That's nothing !

To a large degree this arrangement with an intermediate interpreter (secretary) would be preferred to a C-level banging out some Great New Idea into an incomprehensible missive in an Ambien-induced flash of brilliance, or off-the-cuff responses in a fully-awake fit of rage.

Exec: To: so-and-so, message: $!&^% YOU!

Secretary: "We appreciate your letter dated last Monday and, for the following reasons, politely disagree with your assertion."

Welcome. You're now in a timeline in which US presidential hopeful Beto was a member of a legendary hacker crew

What is the big deal?

I fail to see the excitement in him being in cDc, for good or bad.

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

Re: words or actions.

We had a similar situation with that schmuck Todd Aiken. Same state, no less. Irrespective of party, the state of Misery seems to not have any cream to shake to the top of the political pail.

Re: Bootnote... on which site?

Here's a pint mate. Ignore the other lad, and later we'll discuss how to hide your editor's body for throwing you into the pit of hell with the likes of us.

I am with you on this. The "visiting journo" was sarcastic and meant to imply what you articulated. While I apologize for nothing I would certainly pony up for a second pint for the poor bloke.

One mistake, however: politics has not been a tittering matter for quite some time and is, in fact, killing comedy altogether.

other nutters stand around agreeing. Not so good.

The nutters are going to agree with each other, whether standing around or not. At least if they're in a group they are more easily identifiable and easier to contain.

Re: There are some people that the

people have no clue of how those taxes benefit them

Some people have no idea nor memory of when we did just fine without many taxes. Nor how only 10% of taxes collected actually provide any kind of benefit -- not a very good return on investment.

Til they don't., then hear them scream.

They scream, anyway. So let them.

Bootnote... on which site?

When did El Reg have visiting journos from non-IT rags? What the flying pig shit does this article have anything remotely to do with technology? Other than the guy spewed some tripe to a radio show?

Silent running: Computer sounds are so '90s

Strange stares and region restrictions

Like in the old days when having a big rack of servers was a status symbol among geeks, now running a server farm from your back pocket is oh-so chic. I still rather enjoy my ring-tones as they help prevent, long term, those phantom ring vibrations we learned about during the Blackberry hey-day when people would still feel their phone ringing even when the network was down. Plus since my phone often sits docked (yes, a charging stand, wanna fight about it?) in another room after 5pm, being able to hear it is handy.

When the phone is attached to my hip during my regular working day, I have noticed the ringtone draws strange looks. I mean, so totally 2000s, right? Now if your phone is not sitting on a desk using the leg-room cut-out as a reverberation chamber, or you cannot feel its vibrations through the floor and walls, well, why bother? This type of ringing is the only invasion allowed within our now sound-sterile environments in which everyone wears headphones and no one talks to each other using vocal cords, but instead using messaging apps (because SMS is soooooo 90s, old-timer.)

I must admit to spending an extra amount of time giving certain contacts special notification sounds so I can quickly determine whether this call or message can wait, and for how long, without diverting too much of my attention from what is at hand.

Well, in the business world, anyway. The personal world is much different. Back in the whenevers it was mostly business people, or people with more money than self-awareness, who had the phones in public and if their obnoxiously loud conversations were not grabbing attention it was the obnoxiously loud obnoxious sounds for every kind of notification. Now it seems business people, and those without the need to be noticed by others, try to keep a low profile.

Even with my mass customizations I try to fly low with simple sound effects, like a click for a message, etc.

Sometimes I feel like I might understand how some felt when disco died.

Lastly, someone tell SME and YouTube that region restrictions are soooooo aughties.

Linux kernel's 'seat warmer' drops 4.19-rc5 with – wow – little drama

Re: Inclusiveness demands tolerance

For that matter, California, which this thread cites as the epicenter of this so-called "rot," has had economic growth that's twice the national average over the last several years. Clearly it's not as crippling as all that.

Yet California carries at least $1T and rising state debt, holds at least $1T in "unfunded liabilities" such as pensions, has a massive and increasing poverty and homeless problem, massively increasing cost of living including the highest debt-to-income ratio in the country and a housing market which is steadily pricing people out, among other failings.

I would not point to California any more than I would point to Venezuela as a success story.

Re: Inclusiveness demands tolerance

Why does it always have to be so apocalyptic? I agree that slacktivist slogans generally achieve nothing and are a distraction, but I don't really think it's fair to think of them as the proof of decadance.

Because it is not just slogans and distractions anymore. While the social justice crowds are not large enough in numbers to exert social pressure, they are loud and obnoxious enough and have established themselves in positions of consequence so what they do is now disruptive and destructive.

Hashtags don't put food on the table, a roof over your head and your kids in school.

No, but "fairness" would dictate everyone else take care of those aspects and more.

If we do not put our collective foot down now we will continue to lose ground as more people, companies, and politicians are intimidated by the scenes, tantrums, and violence.

Re: Inclusiveness demands tolerance

Indeed, but as the third leg of the post-modernist triad, "inclusiveness" demands enforcement via intolerance.

I am disappointed this article does not delve deeper into the new Code of Conduct and the fallout which has accompanied its implementation, let alone completely ignoring the "killswitch" post to the LKML. There are a number of videos popping up on YouTube which go into debate and what is actually happening behind the scenes, including the ousting of contributors for comments or behavior deemed as bad from many years prior. I strongly suggest people go check them out.

If the new CoCs are allowed to continue as they are, if you want to be a dev of any kind you had better keep your nose clean from the time you enter the world, not just the on-line world, by being Supreme Being "inclusive" and "tolerant" or they will look for your indiscretions, they will find all your posts, and they will kill your career, summarily tossing you into the Shitlord Abyss.

Microsoft accidentally let encrypted Windows 10 out into the world

Logical-sounding name

"19H1" sounds more like a virus we should get immunized against in the next round of seasonal shots.

Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts

Re: Case sensor

"even after this event, he would never back up his data."

Pretty safe bet. I am rather impressed you were able to re-load the heads without damaging them, or them already being damaged by seeking off the edge of the platter. I am also curious as to what kind of error or event would cause a seek off the edge.

Android data slurping measured and monitored

Re: 'The nature of some data may also surprise. App developers receive your age and gender'

"Indeed, this article gives me an itch to rummage my drawer and see if any of the ancient Symbian Nokia's contained therein there still work..."

I am still quite happily using my Sony Ericsson C905a. So long as AT&T's network does not go full LTE it will be with me. I also picked up a bunch of extras from a phone shop so I always have spare parts.

Re: 'The nature of some data may also surprise. App developers receive your age and gender'

"As tech-heads we have a duty to help anyone we know sanitize their Android phone."

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