Posts by Andy Baker

30 years of Spam - and we ain't finished yet

@micheal

Judging by your spelling alone... I think you're writing most of the spam I get!

Lonely Paris Hilton seeks new best friend

BBC Excited about this...

Have the BBC not got a more appropriate image for this story than the one they've used here?? lol

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7296695.stm

Don't shed any tears for Pandora

Blinkered Greedy Fools

I'm a UK based user of Pandora, and will be disappointed when it goes off line to us.

Its a real shame that record companies can't see that sites like Pandora actually generate revenue for them! Surely I'm not alone in having a list of new CDs to buy simply because Pandora has introduced me to a new Artist / Group!

IBM to shove ads onto DVDs

Send me all your money!

I've just applied for a patent to put adverts on the insides of your eyelids, of course, you can opt out of this by sending me £5... per eye... per year!

"This time next year Rodders..."

Lost HMRC discs pop up on eBay

Hmmm a nice little earner

I'm thinking I could generate a database of names and addresses all with my bank details. I could then claim I found the disks and claim a reward obviously. They'll immediately load the data back into their system and pay me 7.25 million * £12.81 per week until they notice... could work for years! 'tis a flawless plan!

El Reg - can we have a Pinky and The Brain icon please? :)

Drink rats' milk, suggests battling Heather Mills

Stupid Cow

This could be good news... it might mean that they're making a new series of Brasseye and this is a Chris Morris wind up.