* Posts by Steen Hive

842 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Nov 2007

Microsoft bares Steve Jobs' Flash rant claptrap

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WTF?

Oh come on!

Not only have 3rd party developers in the mobile space have to "adapt to changes Apples software and hardware environment", but they have to track a multitude of frequent changes in the SDK T&C - any one of which could mean their entire product has to be thrown out and written from scratch.

And on the Desktop, the source tree for the likes of CS5 is likely bigger than the entire Mac OS one, kernel and Cocoa included.

Mozilla man blasts Apple and Google for HTML5 abuse

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Déjà Vu

Nearly every web "standard" since time immemorial has suffered from exactly the same sort of bollox.

Now, flash is crap - everyone knows it's crap - but you know what? if I can use it to deliver a reasonably consistent experience without browser-sniffing, css hiding and positioning hacks, JS abstraction layers, per-browser codec detection and all the associated maintainability nightmares, I'm going to do just that. Sorry, my life is too short to wait for these cocks to get their act together.

iPhone 4 splashes down on both sides of the pond

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Coat

FaceTime

Hmm wonder if Palm will come up with a compatible implementation.

"FacePalm", anyone?

BT betters pay offer under strike threat

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FAIL

Triple standards

"Non-unionised skilled/specialist labour like software developers, design, architecture, finance, etc get a diddly squat. Doodle on a stick. Nada. Nil. Zilch. Zero pay rise."

Cry me a river, or join a union.

Microsoft picks over Google's Windows exit strategy

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Walls schmalls

"Since when is MacOS a walled garden?"

Since it couldn't be installed on anything else other than "one apple-branded computer" without supposedly breaking an EULA.

Different wall, different garden, but still...

Judges back Holland against Ladbrokes on online gaming

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Joke

What odds

Did Ladbrokes give on themselves winning this?

Adobe unveils emag maker for Apple iPad

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WTF?

I'm Gobsmacked!

The things you can do with modern technology these days! Not so long ago poor consumers were having to make do with PDFs and a reader app!

Eh..Hang on a minute.....

World Cup magic captured in Microsoft Paint

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FAIL

World Cup

22 "grown" men kicking a pig's bladder around a paddock.

Epic fail.

Approaching space object 'artificial, not asteroid' says NASA

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Alien

Booster Stage?

How many space missions have jettisoned "booster stages" in free space, outside the gravity well of a planet or moon?

I for one, etc ....

Ballmer will not appear at Apple conference

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FAIL

Erm?

".NET executes as native code and can pre pre-compiled to native code not to mention it still supports C++"

Of course it executes as "native code" - no cpu can execute "non-native code".

The humungous byte-code interpreter and .NET runtime are neither here nor there, I suppose.

6Music: Dead man walking?

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WTF?

The unmitigated gall.

"Signing its death warrant would not only let down music fans, it would fail generations of British artists who do not get played otherwise.”

Not that this sorry state of affairs is in any way the BPI's fault in the first place, eh?

Wankers.

Two years later, Apple Safari still open to 'carpet-bombing'

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Joke

Ask?

Give an Apple-user a choice on whether he wants to download a file? He might think something's broken!

Heh. That is all.

Google programming Frankenstein is a Go

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Alert

Python/C++? Oh good lord.

Please tell me it doesn't have significant whitespace.

Osborne pledges simpler biz taxes

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Joke

corporate_tax.c

memmove(bank_account_in_the_caymans, top_line, sizeof(struct _3p_in_the_pound));

exit(SO_LONG_SUCKERS);

Newzbin goes titsup

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Pretence

I'm pretending nothing - the point is the absolute or relative volume of infringement is entirely irrelevant - the costs, if any, to the industry are. Now proto-Stalinists like you who undoubtedly have scant regard for individuals' hard-won rights to privacy, due process and freedom from arbitrary punishment should make a case for abrogating those rights in favour of your right to unlimited profit. Proving that one instance of infringement has led to one lost sale would be a start - over to you, Spock.

The "pirate" parties and friends can call themselves what they like - YOU calling it "piracy" gives you as much credence as calling it "murder".

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But

"Copying stuff onto disks and sharing it with your chums is pre-internet style piracy and would massively reduce the offences carried out"

I thought "Home taping killed music" 3 decades ago? Nice to see the music came back to life miraculously after being dead all these years.

"Piracy" happens to ships in the Gulf Of Aden, not to computer files.

McKinnon family awaits final, final extradition decision

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FAIL

What's to decide?

"He broke the law. He admits he broke the law. There is an agreement (no matter what you think about it) that the Americans can extradite him for trial in the US. What's there to decide?"

Well there's the decision whether the UK's obligations to bend over for uncle sam abrogate their responsibilities to protect UK citizens from the actions of a state where torture is legal for starters.

Secondly there's the decision whether the "crime" really should be extraditable in any just sense under a treaty that didn't come into effect till years after the "crime" was committed.

Finally, I think "broke the law" is being a bit fanciful - in that he did nothing in principle more onerous than pointing a web browser at a government computer that was wide-open on the internet.

LimeWire knackered by US courts

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Tyranny

Isn't just for Christmas and dictators.

Bill Gates backs ball-busting ultrasound

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Ultrasound + balls + Bill Gates?

Blue Scream of Death!

McKinnon campaign urges coalition to block extradition

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Stop

On the other hand.

"On the one hand, he pretty obviously committed a crime."

Really? If some buffoon leaves port 80 open with blank auth on a webserver or a proxy that the public is not supposed to access, and someone goes poking around in it looking at stuff, has a crime been committed?

Or is it just a crime because it's a shell on a different port? Seriously?

I suppose if that is a crime, people "stepping on the cracks in the pavement" should have the book thrown at them.

Twitter bomb joker found guilty

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Terminator

Fuzz

No worries, thanks for your concern.

I abandoned Blighty long ago when the traitorous Thatcher decided the police were a militia to be used against the people and long before NuLab elevated that stinking type of authoritarianism to a fine art. It's not like no-one saw it coming.

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Reasonably

"It's not what you intended by your comments, but how a person may reasonably interpret them."

If you think interpreting that tweet as a threat is reasonable, you are a fuckwitt and deserve to be blown sky-high!

Cameron aims to bring LibDems into government

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FAIL

Scandalous

"What I find potentially scandalous is the prospect of ANOTHER unelected prime minister."

What is scandalous is that you labour under the retarded delusion that the UK elects a Prime Minister. It doesn't. Ever.

EFF fights Facebook bid to outlaw one-stop social apps

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FAIL

Illegal my arse

$fb_result=$fb->fql_query("SELECT uid, name FROM user....."); blah blah blah

They provide a complete, supported api to do this kind of shit. You can even get a non-expiring token that gives your app permanent, login-free access to a facebook account.

Pirate Bay co-founder hopes it will die

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FAIL

Punishment for who does the 'crime'

If there is a 'crime'.

Hang the knife-makers, shoot the messengers, but don't let anything get in the way of punting retarded, statistical shit.

Apple in shock public attack on Adobe

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FAIL

@AC

No not the one that says "no interpreted code" ( although that is stupid enough) But the one in the iPhone 4 SDK that says "no compiled code" unless *originally* written in C, C++ or Objective C, which was specifically designed to target the CS5 native-code implementation developed by Adobe to avoid falling foul of the original stupid "no interpereted code" clause.

Beyond the pale by a long way.

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@sbuk

Please illustrate your argument for "Adobe hijacking Apples IP".

I'm the last person who would ever defend Adobe in general and flash in particular, so it isn't Adobe that directly concerns me. Apple are playing fast and loose with every developer who invests money and resources in making the platform viable. It seems like nearly every week on this site there is some story about Jobs pulling the rug out under someone's feet, if not by changing T & C at frequent intervals, then by the completely arbitrary way the existing T & C are interpreted. This is market manipulation by dictat, and Apple have a 100% monopoly on supply of iPhone apps. Anyone that finds this sort of behaviour acceptable is definitely a few cards short of a deck. El Reg is to be commended for keeping this sort of shenanigans in the spotlight - and it's quite clear what Apple think of them, for not being the fawning, obsequious inadequates that form the rest of the IT press.

Luckily I have not developed for the iPhone in Flash or otherwise (precisely because of this rubbish), or I would actually be pissed on my own behalf. Some of my stuff does target MacOS, though and if I get a whiff of anything similar approaching in that area, I'll drop the platform like a hot potato - except maybe bringing up the odd hackintosh hardware driver just for fun.

Anyone wanna help with an actionscript->Embedded C++/IOKit translator for a laugh? ;-)

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@Erm

Get off your high-horse, "Silly idealogue" isn't "name-calling"? - Apple started this spat by including a blanket clause in their T&C to *specifically* target Adobe NOT Flash! ( and not to mention making the future very uncertain for small, innovative companies like Unity, etc. ) and YOU started the name calling.

The point being that such a clause is just as much a ridiculous abuse as the GPL specifically including a clause to exclude Apple. Sorry if that was beyond you.

As for ideas, in the video arena you are probably correct in that html5 and friends can do everything that flash video can do, and Adobe have been idiotic in their response to the web community in general - with a bit of foresight they could have opened flash up completely years ago. ( Although I suspect that the codebase they inherited from Macromedia was a complete dog's dinner.) That however is very far from the point H264 is a patent-incumbered published standard, not an open one, and theora has major performance issues. So essentially very little, if anything is gained by replacing flash with either in the long run. Google may very well open VP8 in which case it would be a good candidate, but no-one will implement it for years until they are sure patent-trolls won't crawl out of the woodwork á là WMV9/VC-1.

Again very far from the point in this little Adobe-Apple spat, because it has nothing to do with "openness" or the future of internet video at all, just odious business practices.

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XNU?

They are dumping the kernel and IOKit?

Anyway it's no more ridiculous a proposal than Apple's childish language restrictions. Keep on drinking that kool-aid.

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Silly humourectomy

"Think about it. Apple are a big OSS contributer. They already have inplace a good enough (OSS) replacement for gcc. What good would banning them do, other than satisfy your own over inflated sence of entitlement and petty, and frankly pointless predjudice of something that you don't fully understand?"

It would simply be a reflection of Apple's own over-inflated, supercilious sense of entitlement and pointless predjudices. - Banning *binaries* because they have been written in a different source language - WTF? Mind you, I'll put the "Joke Alert" icon up next time for the hard-of-thinking and similarly disadvantaged.

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I'm writing to Stallman

GPL v4 Should include a clause which mentions Apple by name and specifically excludes them from using gcc. See how the snotty little bastards like a taste of their own medicine.

Verizon dubs sec researchers 'narcissistic vulnerability pimps'

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FAIL

NVP

Anyone can use the phrase "Narcissistic Vulnerability Pimp" is definitely someone who for example would get caught out by putting unchecked buffers on the stack.

I call sour grapes on this one.

Adobe gives up on the iPhone

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Someone

should ring up Dennis Ritchie and Bjarne Stroustrup, get them to ban C & C++ being used on the iPhone.

What do you mean that's ridiculous? Did you read the feckin' article?

Cybercrooks befuddled by Icelandic volcano name

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Security through Unpronounceabilty

That is all.

Rogue admin waits for verdict

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Re: I wish him luck

In these days of data breaches, personal data flying round on USB sticks and in Excel spreadsheets, compromising the security and safety of your users by handing the keys to the kingdom by telephone to a retarded moron in a suit who thinks "The Internet" is a big blue "E" is bordering on criminal negligence .

Being an asocial fuckup is much less deserving of soap-bar treatment than overreaching and under-qualified bureaucracy. In my opinion he did the right thing the wrong way, that is all.

UK Gov, and privacy invasion without a safety net

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Big Brother

Ousourcing

"We're not suggesting the private sector's data handling will be any worse than the public sector's (au contraire…),"

Au contraire or not, the fact is if a public sector entity outsources data-handling to a private sector entitiy, then the attack vector/leak vector/fuckup vector surface immediately more than doubles - now you have two entities that "need" access to the data instead of one and also a communications channel to lock down. That together with any possible mismatch in protocols between the players leads to a "when" rather than "if" scenario for leaked data.

I've long been of the opinion that personal data should be considered private property and licenced on an individual basis for organizations to use with an expiry date mandated by law, renewable by explicit consent. Kinda like copyright, but rather acting in the interests of individuals rather than against them. Further, any and all organizations - private or public - that require to use this kind of information would themselves need to be licenced on a term basis subject to complying with certain data-protection criteria. No licence, no data - tough luck.

If it seems convoluted and difficult to implement, compare it to the problem of trying to keep a reign on ever-expanding and more-or-less inconsistent datasets bouncing back and forth between an ever-growing number of keepers.

Icelandic ash cloud to keep UK skies closed 'til Saturday

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Joke

Just Wait

If you continue to piss Iceland off, they might bring in the big guns and have Katla erupt instead. Much easier to pronounce, and much deeper shit.

Chinese go beyond binary with ternary molecule

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No chance

"Don't expect a ternary iPad in your lifetime. Sorry!"

Like tri-state data would ever get past the T & C!

Apple bans Pulitzer Prize political cartoons from iPhone

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Bbb..bbbut

"It's Apple's platform, they can do what they like with it" .. vomit.

</sarcasm>

Adobe to sue Apple 'within weeks,' says report

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Deliberate conflation

No,no and NO!

"Your claims of monopoly abuse are wrong for the very simple reason that there are competitors; the market *isn't* iPhone software. If that were true, it could be argued that Apple have a case against Corel, Autodesk and to lesser extent Microsoft, to name three obvious companies, for *not*, or stopping, writing software for the Mac platform--which is just silly."

These companies ( Adobe, Unity, Opera etc etc ) don't make phones, don't make phone platforms, but you are mistakenly or disingenuously trying to conflate *their* market with Apple's market.

You also seem to have difficulty conceptualising the market in desktop software - in fact you have it arse-backwards - if Adobe refuse to code for MacOS because they think Jobs is a prick, it is *not* monopoly abuse, but if Jobs decides to block Creative Suite because he has a bad haemorrhoid day, it certainly IS. Jobs is engaging in anti-competitive behaviour in that case, Adobe is not.

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Unity requires.

The mono runtime too. Oops.

Of course the market is iPhone software, you know like there is a market for windows software, mac software, android software? That's what these people are jumping through hoops to try and compete in, and quite often having their hard work and great products nullified by dictat.

"You are free to develop and/or buy (insert other platform of choice here)" has bugger-all to do with this. Apple exerts 100% monopoly control on this market, no matter how significant or not you think that market is.

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Gander

"pulling support of Photoshop, Illustrator, etc."

One can but dream! Much as I love using and working on MacOS, I would pay good money to see the look on the supercilious little cock's face if they pulled that one out of the hat!

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Unity 3d

I hear yah. Unity - a great little, innovative company with an outstanding product - they've just unveiled iPad support too, and that jackbooted thug Jobs is pulling the rug from under their feet as we speak.

This is why monopolies and monopolistic control of any market hurt, all you apologists. And for the last fucking time - the market isn't phones, the market is software for the iPhone.

DARPA, US Marines team on proper flying car project

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Joke

Stretching the laws of physics somewhat

To think anything that size could produce enough power to carry something as dense as a US Marine.

Real-time ad targeting violates privacy, say US pressure groups

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At no point is there...

We only have your word for that, and your word is worthless, unlike our privacy.

Visual Studio 2010 - your chunky new friend dissected

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Gates Horns

Windows 7 does rock

hmm never thought I'd say that. :-)

But Visual Studio wins over Eclipse in surprisingly few areas - the native debugger being one that comes immediately to mind. The MS Compiler is usually pretty tight with good compile times too.

Eclipse is such a mammoth project that it is a whole platform unto itself and a direct comparison with VS is kinda lame anyway. Eclipse gets a lot of somewhat justified stick for being a resource-hog and a bit slow, but if the betas of VS2010 were anything to go by, it's got some competition in that department.

Just for spite - VS loses out 100% to Eclipse in coding any language targeting anything but windows, from embedded systems up to big-iron. It even loses out ON windows for the likes of Adobe Flex, PHP, enterprise Java, etc.

M-Audio Pro Tools Recording Studio

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M-Audio

Were never much to write home about. "Prosumer" gear usually isn't - you won't get much better results out of any of this sort of stuff than you will from an onboard soundcard.

And as for the tonka-toy interface and overpriced hardware that is the "industry standard" protools - don't get me started. Avid make Apple look like amateurs in the lock-in market. Definitely for mouth-breathers only.

Broadband tax scrapped in 'wash-up'

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Yeah... choose outside the UK

I live in the middle of nowhere and have cheap, uncapped 8MB - sure it's not the 100MB I could get in a city, but it's not in the infrastructural backwater that is the UK either.

Wikileaks video shows US gunfire on Reuters staff

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@Decrypted

"Are they claiming they can break military encryption?"

No, only military-grade stupidity.

Data loss fines hit £500K from today

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Cost their organization?

What? People who for any reason have data in their possession that may be covered by the DPA should be personally responsible for it!

If some spiv can't be bothered to learn how to operate their tools beyond clicking on the blue "e", then they are not qualified to have access to such data, full stop. If they can't learn, fire them and get someone suitable for the job.

"Lose that laptop, and it'll cost you £500k" will stop their farting in church.