* Posts by Steen Hive

842 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Nov 2007

Blow for McKinnon as extradition treaty ruled 'not biased'

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"Illegal entry is illegal entry. Period"

The jackety-fuck it is. If he had visited a website that had no password set no-one would have given a toss. What's the legal difference between port 80 and port 22?

You put a computer on the Internet unprotected, public access is implied.

Swedish court confirms jail for Pirate Bay cofounder

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"It all depends on who’s paying the judges.”

Yea verily. The Swedish legal establishment is rotten to the core. No yacht-hosted dinners required.

Which actor should play Steve in upcoming biopic?

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No brainer

Meg Ryan.

Hard-up OpenOffice whips out begging-cap website

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Our users manage to fly in the face of logic almost constantly.

Nanotubes, sulfur expand battery storage

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Yankees

Colonial spelling always looks so lazy and uncouth. It's rather irksome when switching to 'en-GB' is so easy these days.

Apple outs iPhone micro USB adaptor

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Joke

"I've got 5 micro USB chargers sitting in my drawers, what am I supposed to do with them?"

Dunno. Maybe a hemorrhoid cushion will alleviate the discomfort?

Firefox devs mull dumping Java to stop BEAST attacks

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There are excellent Java apps

Eclipse being one of the major ones I use. Unfortunately it's fits right in there under "sloth". I have yet to see a major java client app that is all of nimble, usable and and attractive. And as for in-browser applets, and corporate in-house monstrosities - they are just invariably shit.

Blame the developers? If a platform can't deliver the facilities to enable developers to deliver responsive, attractive apps on schedule - that's a problem with the platform much more than the developers. Unless one thinks the very act of learning java puts one in a creative straitjacket ;-)

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"Horrible user experience"

That's a good one! It's difficult to conceive of a more "horrible user experience" than the buggy, sloth-like, pig-ugly dinosaur that is client-side Java. Put it out of it's misery, please.

.Scot campaign seeks UK Gov backing

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FAIL

http://www.scotland.gov.uk/News/Releases/2010/06/23103654

In the period 2006 - 2010, Scotland subsidised the UK to the tune of £3.5 billion, while the UK itself was running a £73 billion deficit.

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FAIL

"my skills will be in demand down south and elsewhere anyway."

Judging by your razor-sharp, analytical grasp of recent history regarding trams and buildings, I somehow doubt that very much.

Boundaries Commission slammed over mega map dump

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Trollface

"The BCE's decision to use PDFs was criticised by Chris Taggart, the developer of citizen projects OpenlyLocal and OpenCorporates, who told GGC that publishing in PDF was of no use to people who wanted to manipulate data."

Maybe done deliberately to avoid journalists "manipulating" the data?

LOHAN to suck mighty thruster as it goes off, in a shed

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ARSEHOLE

Atomspheric Rocket Suitability Experiment Hypobaric Oxidisation LOHAN Evaluation

Hunt: We'll slightly inconvenience pirate sites

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The LAW hasn't kept pace?

"The copyright-holders argue that the law hasn't kept pace with technology."

Best laugh of the day so far.

The law isn't anything directly to do with technology, anyway, it is about resolving disputes between non-state actors (tort) or between non-state actors and the state (criminal). The fact that certain actors (copyright holders) are in bed with the state at the expense of private individuals is nowhere better illustrated than in copyright so-called "law".

HTC mulls mobile OS buy – but won’t be rushed

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You think it's pretty safe. I'd put money on the Finnish government growing a pair and nationalising it out from under them. Proper order too.

9/11: The day we lost our privacy and power

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Whackos?

"We need to live in the real world and it's full of whackos hellbent on killing as many people as they can in the name of some crusade."

Eh, no it isn't. Diagnosis: you are either a juvenile, or a paranoid dupe. People or organisations, including "bogey men" have specific goals - for example, the United States - pursuant to it's "interests" desires to have military presence in all areas of the globe and will kill - and has killed - millions to achieve that goal. The documented and stated goals of Al Qaeda are to remove American military presence from the Middle East.

Now evil genius Bin Laden calculated that the way to nobble an overwhelmingly more powerful democratic adversary is to make it implode simply by demolishing a few buildings and getting them to use their own state apparatus against their own population. Job done, I'd say - 360 million headless chickens with a ridiculously powerful military is far more of a threat to me personally than some dupes with rucksacks full of fertiliser and the odd AK-47.

Much of the human race made up of thieves, says BSA

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Excellent example

... of pulling figures from your arse.

"true the lost sales dosent hold up completly, but if there are 100 pirate copies then maybe that represents 10 people who would have actually paid for it if there was no chioce"

Prove even ONE copy out of '$59bn of "stolen" software' represents a lost sale.

Christ appears in phone advert, secular authorities act

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Mushroom

Truth in advertising.

Next time they should consider an illustration of Catholic clergy molesting a young boy, being as it is a factual depiction of an actual event.

Mozilla WebAPI: Champion of open source freedom

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WTF?

Hang on a minute

Don't Google contribute a humongous wedge of Mozilla's budget? In what way is Google then not contributing enough to free and open standards and software?

Four months' porridge for 20-minute Facebook riot page

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WTF?

Some pompous, populist Tory prat

called "Darren Millar" Is already complaining that the sentence was "too lenient".

Can these fuckwits please shut up and reserve prison sentences for people who do actual harm. Like thieving politicians, for example.

Moaning Scots told 'cheer up FFS' on broadband cash

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It's easy to pick some arbitrary demographic

or geographical criterion to punt your angle - here's mine - Scotland has 1/3rd of the land mass so should receive approaching 1/3rd of the budget for infrastructure projects where geography is pertinent. Just another downside, I suppose of forcing people off land and replacing them with livestock

Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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Stop

Damned right seriously

Many cancers can be treated very successfully ( early melanoma, juvenile leukaemia, among others) - ie. mortality rates of those treated tend closely towards those of the general population.

Cancer can't be "cured" - both you and I have cancer anyway. Advertising a "cure" for cancer is as fraudulent and nonsensical as advertising a "cure" for having feet.

'Major' C++ revision receives standards blessing

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IOKit Fail

All the stuff that stultifying Objective-C uses to get anything at all done on the machine is written in C++. It's called IOKit, and IMHO is a shining example of "good C++" - elegant, simple and ridiculously efficient.

Wikipedia: It's not for girls

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Joke

8.3% of Encyclopaedia Britannica's

editorial board is female. Wikipedia are therefore trailblazing for women's rights?

12% of UK don't carry cash

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Stockholm

Not funny, smart - drivers were getting pretty pissed off with being robbed on buses.

Death haunts government petitions site

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Plebs

That's not an argument for capital punishment, it's an argument for euthanasia.

Toshiba launches thinner spinner

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Management Bull?

René Descartes. You may google him at your leisure.

Murdoch's PIE BOY jailed for six weeks

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War memorial

The best way to honour the war dead is to take down the flag and wipe your arse with it. The inbred scum and old money that ran the UK never deserved the life of one pleb, and they still don't.

AT&T: 'Eat too much data and we'll strangle you'

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That bloody word.

"Unlimited" is really beginning to get on my tits. Pros and sons of throttling notwithstanding.

Stuxnet clones may target critical US systems, DHS warns

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Oh dear

Those pesky roosting chickens once again, eh?

Sorry, time travelers, you’re still just fiction

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Local time

"Local time" - at velocity c?

Exactly how much "local time" has a photon which has travelled from UDFj-39546284 experienced?

Is that photon even an isotropic observer?

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My relativity being sorely lacking...

I always took from Albert that an arbitrary "something" travelling "faster than c" as far as an observer is concerned wasn't impossible, but rather meaningless. And if the observer itself is travelling at c - relative to an arbitrary "something" - travelling across the universe would mean the time taken would tend to zero - ie distance would become the meaningless factor - in the sense that the concept of "relative to an arbitrary something" would be nonsensical.

But I haven't had my morning coffee yet.

Rupert Murdoch was never Keyser Soze

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It's definitely a different BBC.

"***The Beeb avoided immigration ****

Eh? Eh?"

In the newspeak "journo" dictionary, "avoiding" means not editorialising the subject matter. The BBC in general try to avoid editorialising subjects as much as possible ( with a few notable exceptions such as the Middle East, where they are leant on - and frequently threatened with being shat on).

The Beeb cover "immigration" (whatever that is as an issue) just fine. Contrast with the NI output from the Sun to Fox News - which in common much of Andrew's, is just one long stream of Editorial.

Apprentice runner-up becomes Greggs bigshot

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Bollocks

"the real killers of the manufacturing industry in the UK was the unions."

As borne out by the fact that European countries that DO manufacture stuff instead of creaming the top off transactions of artificial debt money and calling it "growth' inevitably had and have stronger labour collectivisation than the UK.

Manufacturing, entrepreneurship and social contract ARE the foundation of stable growth - anything else is merely pissing the future up against the wall and financial sophistry punted by parasites.

Skype: XSS vuln fix is on the way

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Good Grief

Did I pick this up right? Why in Jesus Hairy Christ's name is a textfield on a CLIENT app even capable of taking JavaScript input?

Ordnance Survey, other gov databases move to Biz dept

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Admiralty Charts

The availability of high-quality nautical charts in Europe is scandalous. Mariners are forced to pay through the nose for data that taxpayers have already paid their local HGO to collect, only for it to be punted to a cartel of corporations who package it in any number of incompatible proprietary and encrypted formats in order to fleece a captive market, and to promote vendor lock-in to their partner ECDIS system integrators.

The NOAA somehow manage to provide S-57 vector charts for the whole of North America for free - why can't the European HGOs man up and do the same. For an obvious cause like maritime safety, anything else is a disgrace.

As it is, it's actually far cheaper to bring up an Amazon EC2 farm to crack the S-63/Navionics/CMap chart encryption than it is to pay these conmen.

Burg 5 watch phone

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Joke

I agree

The missus can't get enough big, pink clock!

Feds seize kit from Apple Store spyware artist

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Big Brother

Very naughty.

But I wonder how many times the average punter's picture was taken in the apple store *before* they got in front of the rigged computers.

UK will obey Euro unisex-insurance rules from 2013

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Sod that

To hell already with the age, gender, race or marital status of the driver. And to hell with insurance companies too. Insure the fucking vehicle itself or add it to fuel duty! 3rd party insurance is a legal requirement and as such should be available at cost to anyone who has demonstrated the skill to operate a motor vehicle, further it should be varied solely on the basis of distance driven. If you want additional insurance, knock yourself out with theft premiums based on location etc.

Couple that with stronger sanctions that take bad drivers off the roads for longer and everyone will gain. Works a treat in Scandinavia. None of this "named driver" bollocks here either. Any licensed driver may drive my car with my permission.

Anti-PowerPoint Party vows end to death by slides

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Sign me up!

Atrocious presentation method and software!

New anti-corruption offences come into force today

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'White-collar' crime

except for a few notable show-trials - is, and will continue to be, woefully under-detected, under-investigated and under-punished. No surprises there then.

Pricey Apple Thunderbolt cable inner chippery exposed

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Hang on a minute

What kind of mickey-mouse interconnect requires an active bloody cable to function to spec? Have they just wired the PCIe bus to a socket on the computer?

Freedoms Bill: Gov may U-turn on personal data and DNA retention

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Tough on law and order?

Simples - make DNA retention of innocent people against the law (AFAIK it already is according to the ECHR) , and lock up (and collect the DNA) of any plod, politician, or other officious bastard who falls foul of it. There. sorted.

Microsoft pounces as Mozilla shuns enterprise

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Enterprise can be enterprising

And put in the features they need. Hell, they don't even have to release the code they write. Mozilla are 100% correct not to waste their own resources providing compatibility for broken applications.

Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen

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"apple-infused horse semen."

iCum?

BT wary of rights holders' site-blocking proposal

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Something missing here?

"Vaizey wants internet companies and copyright groups to thrash out their differences."

Finding common ground in the way they get to shaft consumers is not what this should be about, and without a party present to represent the interests of these consumers, the whole process is a sham anyway.

Back to gaslight, coal and steam power - it's the future

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Coal?

Didn't some ideologically-crippled witch let all the mines flood?

Facebooking juror gets 8 months

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Stamping

So who pulls the pig who is stamping on your head off, then? Ian Tomlinson and many others await your answer extremely patiently.

So, how does your economy grow?

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Daily Mail Bookmark

----->>>> that way.

Sweden accepts much of the human misery from your fucking wars and still manages.

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Marx himself said it

That entrepreneurs add value. A thriving entrepreneurial ecosystem is indeed what provides real, tangible growth - improving the circumstances of all connected. The social engineer architects of the Swedish model were well aware of that 80-odd years ago too.

"Economic growth" in itself is a skewed term used to punt sophistry by economists - witness many countries with high "economic growth" figures being shitefests to actually exist in, because the real growth is wasted propping up the infrastructure of capital and socialising losses.

Sweden has something very precious - a real social contract that enables it to gain more for less - it's a far more entrepreneur-friendly here than so-called "liberal" economies, while still protecting the situation of the most vulnerable in their society to a high degree. Now I'm talking about entrepreneurs mind you, not people bouncing shedloads of virtual money around.

That this tiny, high-tax economy has pretty much held it's own up against the behemoth predatory economies of other western nations is testament to it's workability. Notice that what brought down en even tinier, but similar and otherwise pretty well-run economy in Iceland was nothing other than international capital.

The New C++: Lay down your guns, knives, and clubs

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IOKit

XNU is a hybrid microkernel The entire Mac OS X device-driver subsystem and accompanying user clients are written in C++, and very bloody good it is too.