* Posts by ryan

3 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Nov 2007

US Army loads up on Apples for 'better security'

ryan

partly-eaten-fruit-themed?

every macaphile worth his salt know's that the apple logo has a dent and not a bite mark. This apparently represents the apple that fell on Newtons head - spurning his theory on gravity.

Incidently, Newton nicked this Theory from Robert Hooke. So he was probably just bullshitting about the whole thing and was probably having a wank under an apple tree - such was the life of a dandy back in the lazy days of the royal society.

Need a new set of b*llocks? Try Argos

ryan

type "minge" and your get a threesome...

...The Color Institute Menage A Trois

Chinese cyber strikes will be 'like WMD'

ryan

Chinese cyber strikes will be 'like WMD'

So they don’t exist then, yeah?

hang on America is getting a wee bit ahead of itself here. Weren't they on about bombing Iran last month - now china, seriously Bush don't bite off more innocent civilian deaths and illegal wars over natural resources than you can chew.