* Posts by philip

7 posts • joined 16 Nov 2007

Dope-crazed Canadians sledgehammer iPhone

philip
Alien

Bigfoot

Is that BigFoot I see in the background!

Wombat rape ordeal turns NZ man Australian

philip
Pirate

Are we sure it was a wombat?

Perhaps it wasn't one after all, but in fact a Hobbit.

Both are small, hairy and fond of running around waving their sword.

Domain hijackers forced to return numeric names

philip
Flame

Haha

Domain hijackers should burn in hell!

Steve Fossett dead: Official

philip
Alien

Obviously abducted

Come on Nevadas not that big, surely his plane would have been spotted by now. I suspect he's been abducted by aliens though as they tend to buzz around that area a lot.

Germans to blast fish into space

philip
Black Helicopters

Come on, fish in space!

I dont trust this story. It just smells too fishy to me.

Europe eyes six Martian landing sites

philip
Alien

Alien sites

Why dont they go and land at the great giant head place and bring back some Martian artifacts?

Woman finds boyfriend dead in catflap

philip

Perhaps it was Oscar?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6917113.stm

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