Reminds me of an old one "The foot switch doesn't work".
Elderly lady who was a dab hand (and foot) with a sewing machine--.
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I designed and implemented a system to do this for <well known cableco> in 2006.
Optout is a doddle to do, and doesn't need to require users reboot anything at all.
Worked with TT in 2015-17 - on DNS related stuff.
If only they had asked. The optout method was pretty much public domain by then.
Backbone networks are usually scaled based on "user profile" - this is the "average peak bandwidth per user" - IE total bandwidth at peak divided by number of users. Note that this means the total "sold" users, not the number actually connected at the time, although nowadays most accounts are "connected" all the time.
The peak usually occurs around 8-9PM, and the daytime figure is around 1/2 to 2/3 of that. The increase in online video sources in recent years may have increased that ratio.
The real problem would be a combination of working from home *and* kids off school watching YouTube etc in the daytime. Some selective throttling might be needed.
Many years ago, I was running a set of SCO boxes (remember them?). SCO had only one file in /, the rest of it was the usual directories. /unix
So in a moment of absent mindedness about where I currently was in the directory structure I did "rm *".
Short pause. Oh shit. Actually, everything kept humming along, except a few things like "ps" stopped working.
Luckily, it was not a custom kernel, so I was able to grab one from the adjacent machine, while muttering imprecations on the lines of "please don't crash. please don't lose power"
I was lucky enough to attend the Romanes Lecture at Oxford last yer - a prestigious event that has been graced by many great speakers in the past. Vint was speaking on "The Pacification of the Internet".
I went in excited to see a hero. I left utterly disillusioned. In 30-odd minutes he spent 25 looking at
early net history, and only the last 5 on the future. He had nothing useful or interesting to say about it.
Back in the 70s I was working at a national daily paper, whose name included a synonym for "reflective surface"
Our pre-press system had two 60Mb washing machines. Quite apart from dust these are sensitive to vibration.
Colleague and I looked into the machine room through the window in the door.
Two carpenters. One using a drive as a saw bench to cut a 4x2 down. The other using the second drive as a rest to knock old nails out of another piece of wood.
We looked at each other and silently went elsewhere.
The drives survived.
They later survived rain getting in the electronics.
CDC made damn good hardware!
Year before last I found a bug in the property section of the online form. Called up. "Let me try it" she said. Pause. Oh dear, you're right."Good" I said "is there a bug report bounty?" Cue helpless giggling from tax lady.
On a more serious note, I have by my desk the case files for a friend, recently deceased, who was the only private person ever to win the right to take HMRC to the European Court of Human Rights.You *can* beat the man.
Administratively it may be. Physically it is not. It is on the southern edge of the town of Blackpool, the northern edge of St. Annes. I grew up in the latter.
Mind you, I agree about the bus: I bet the no 11 would have got him there quicker. And for less than 550 an hour.
Yes, in general perhaps.
However, where the local loop is on poles (as it is in our country lane) there may be a problem. Energis found out many years ago that slinging fibre between tall poles (national grid) was a tad unreliable, as the fibre didn't like swaying in the breeze. It is more fragile than copper.
This may have been resolved by now--.
Colleague at $UK_Cable_Co (not hard to guess!). One night he got a new patch for the CMTS (cable headend routers) from Cisco. For some reason his standard "It's Cisco: be VERY careful" alarm didn't ring.
So he deployed it nationwide. Some hours later a nice new little bug emerged and caused ALL of the routers to reboot at once. 4.5m customers knocked offline. After the reboot the DHCPs (also Cisco software, but rather good) were being hammered. Another colleague said "it was impressive. 200-odd boxes all pegged to 100% CPU for 30 minutes, but they all kept working and I didn't have to do a thing".
The culprit put his hand up and said "oops, sorry", and found that the company mantra "everyone is allowed one mistake" was actually true. Of course, if he'd tried to hide it. the result would have been different.
Around 2002 my company had sold a load of software to are certain European Telco with headquarters in Den Haag. Said telco proceeded to order about 100 Sun E450s, fully loaded, for the project. Then their big pile of time-serving contractors did all they could to stall the project. We had two guys on site for six months twiddling their thumbs for $2k per day each.
One day we got an email from one of them. "We got bored, uncrated all the Suns, hooked them up to a switch and connected them to the world. We're in the top 1% of SETI@home".
Some few years ago a colleague did the following to demonstrate that the (BT provided) WIFi at JLP Oxford St. was a tad wide open and allowed access to *anything* bu *anybody*:
Stand in street outside. Connect to store network (no security, nothing, open access). Browse to porn site. Take screenshot. Email to Bt and JLP with supporting evidence. Await small explosion. It worked as a sales tactic, we got the business to sort this sort of thing out ;-)
A parliamentary report form last year - so probably using information from some while before.
I'm on my second EV (Nissan Leaf) and it is already price-competitive with an equivalent IC car if you look at overall cost of ownership. Same goes for other models. The only difference is range, and from personal experience that is a red herring for almost all usage patterns.
The E-Golf is a bad example: an expensive lashed-up conversion of an existing model. Look at future VW models for a better comparison.
There is a good secondhand market already: look at Auto Trader. OK, the absolute number of cars is low, but then that reflects the number sold in past years.
Charging points are a problem. The main issue is the stupid multiple payment systems, although at least HM Gov are working on that, all new ones must take bank cards from next year. Given that the largest "network" is now owned by BP, I suspect that this issue will get fixed for existing units quite soon.
A lot of public charge points are in odd locations. Ecotricity did a good job on this, putting them at motorway service stations. BP will no doubt know some good places!
BUT: EV owners only rarely need to use a public charge point. Most charging is at home.
Perhaps El Reg might like to write, copy or link to an article that shows the real situation - warts and all, for there are warts, but they are small and shrinking.
Not that I'm in favour of any of the current set of near-monopolies, (Google, Facebook, etc) but consider what happened when AT&T were broken up.
Roll forward a couple of decades and the resultant surge in competition in the US Telco market resulted in - AT&T again. And a few others (Comcast for instance). No improvement.
An AT&T exec some years ago said that being the "victim" of an anti-trust breakup was "the best thing that had happened to the company in years".
An IBM exec said "and NOT being broken up was the worst thing that happened to IBM".
From my memory of IrDA the problem was desperately short range - you had to put the two little black panels within an inch or two of each other. So presumably very limited power. However, it's evident that this *can* be done: almost all consumer electronic remotes are IR. OK, data rate is trivial. However, they are still quite directional, but that may be by design.
Basically sounds like a bright idea. But if we all have to buy new LiFi light fittings (ant bets?) not so good.
I can see advantages in shared spaces: hospitals, shopping centres, etc, where there is usually fixed lighting from multiple sources and often quite a bit of electrical noise. WiFi range can also be a problem.
HMM: we all forget these technologies have to be bi-directional. Does than mean my laptop (phone!) has to have a light bright enough to be seen by a detector 100m away? What happens when the phone's in my pocket?
At a certain well-known newspaper in the late 70s, two of us approached the machine room door and looked in. Two carpenters were inside. One had a length of 2x4 across one disk drive, and was sawing it in half. The other had a similar length propped against another drive and was banging old nails out of it.
We looked at each other. Not a word was said, but we suddenly remembered an urgent appointment elsewhere.
Both drives survived: All hail those CDC engineers!
Some years ago I worked at a well known daily newspaper that had offices on City Road in London. The computer room was on the ground floor with big floor to ceiling windows looking out on a cemetery. On the other side of the cemetery was an Army barracks.
Some time before I joined, my predecessor was on the phone to his boss, who was somewhere outside London. Boss heard a loud bang, followed by total silence which went on for a long time.
The IRA had gone for the barracks, and blown in the windows in the computer room. Luckily there were heavy vertical blinds that were closed, so containing most of the flying glass.
Quite *why* they put the entire production system for the paper in such a vulnerable place (having previously had threats from the IRA themselves) is not known.
Given that a newspaper MUST publish in order to retain its registration (The Times produced a single copy every day during the very long strike years back) I am amazed at their lack of security.
I worked, some years back, at <national daily> (<ND>). The place had been threatened by the IRA, and had ultra-sophisticated physical security (they used to be able to detect pigeons landing on the roof).
I was in the team that ran the Sun-based pre-press systems. This was a laid back group to say the least: there was NO root password. None. And a modem on one workstation that ran a UUCP connection for private email, but could also be used for dialin.
When I left, they kept my account open and said I was welcome to dial in now and then to check email.
So, sitting at my desk at <new employer>, I'm logged in to <ND>. My new boss leans over, looks at the hostname prompt and says
"<host>? That's not one of ours".
"Nope", I said, it's my account at <ND>.
"Watch". Quick SU and I'm root. "Do you want to kill a national daily newspaper?"
Hmm: in the UK (I guess you are not) the cable provider - for whom I worked for many years - has used the term "fibre" for a long time.
Amusingly, when ADSL was young, they advertised that their product was better than the competition's "copper". BT complained. They lost because <cable provider> pointed out that the coax cable was steel sheathed, so not "copper".
As evidenced recently by Boeing, when marketing enters engineering, truth and performance leave immediately.
Just possibly the fact that Oracle HQ in Redwood Shores is just off the 101 freeway might have made them sit up and take notice.
Of course, there is a counter-precedent in the UK. Oracle UK is on a business park on the eastern side of Reading, but they didn't seem to mind when the "new" (as it was then) shopping centre opened in town. Called "The Oracle".
I guess a one man band truck company is an easier target that a major local council.
I have no axe to grind in favour of Lynch et al: when I was at a competitor to Autonomy we observed that their products were designed to guarantee a regular flow of professional services revenue. ie, flaky, badly documented and needing constant tweaking.
But HP should have done due diligence on more than just the financials. Anyone in the sector would have advised a very long barge pole.
Yep, I was thinking that too. My Very First Home Internet Connection (apart from dialup to the office) - except when the aerial fell off the chimney (not T2's fault: the bricks were rotten). But I only got 128k--. Very dependent on where you lived, as it needed line of sight to the base station, which was on a tower block in the centre of Reading.
Years ago, in the early days of Thinkpads, IBM had a wonderful network of local service centres. I used them a couple of times, and their fix times tended to be quicker than the 30 minutes it took to get back to the office.
One day, a sales guy called me: "I'm in Glasgow, got to do a presentation in a couple of hours, and the laptop power supply has died".
So I call IBM, who said "There's a service centre about 20 minutes from him. Give us his details and get him to drop in".
I call him back. He'd switched his phone off ;-(
20 minutes later, IBM rang: "We've spoken to your colleague" (ME: "wow, how did you manage that?"). "
"We can swap his power supply, but he has to bring the dead one in."
"He says he left it in the office" (that was in Byfleet, Surrey)
ME: "Thank you so much for such superb service. I will KILL the idiot next time I see him".
(the power supply was, needless to say, on his desk and fully functional).
Sad that a bunch of narrow minded idiots could tarnish that. The term "infamous" is just plain wrong. And "famous" barely does it justice.
I'm an atheist. a physicist and engineer.
I think the combination of those majestic words and the majestic setting was a high point in human history, no matter what you believe.
Thorium reactors have been built, but not for some time.
Why? Because they don't produce tasty isotopes of elements like Plutonium, so the military/government gains no benefits, doesn't put in any investment--. Look at where all the fundamental money for Uranium fission technology came from.
Add to that the reduced need for complex mining operations, and the near-elimination of all those juicy waste reprocessing, storage and decommissioning contracts, and it's no wonder the commercial nuclear operators aren't interested. No gravy train.
I understand, though, that India and China are putting money into Thorium.
Until not that long ago - and possibly still - Huawei had dedicated office space at BT Adastral.
Many of us were amused when HM Gov. required Huawei to pay for the establishment of the independent security audit centre. They duly did. The centre then looked around for staff, and ended up contracting with an outsourcer, who looked for people with Huawei expertise. Guess where they found them?
When asked if they considered that having the independent security audit staffed by people from the company being audited was a problem, HMG representatives said "Of course not, why would it be?"
As I recall, even the BT folk were gobsmacked.
Side note: I don't think Huawei are squeaky clean, but they do at least try to engage with all this stuff, and keep a little distance from the PRC. ZTE are the ones to watch.
A few years ago a Canadian company advertised for a support contract to maintain a pdp8. That was controlling a nuclear reactor.
Second reaction (the first is obvious) "hmm, that is a machine that is comprehensible, well engineered and designed to be maintainable. Perhaps its best not to replace it"
I have no axe to grind here, just playing the dumb user.
We've had DAB and FM, both portables and in-car, for some years. In absolutely every case to date, the DAB wins hands down: far better coverage, more reliable sound quality, and so on.
We live near Basingstoke and can SEE the Hannington mast. However, the same applies wherever we've been in the car in the UK: DAB rarely fails, FM is very hit and miss, and indeed the last two cars with FM we simply gave up, didn't get any signal at all near home.
Having worked in the past in the audio industry I find the comments about FM having superior quality quite funny: maybe downhill with a following wind toting a giant aerial and £1k audiophile receiver near Crystal Palace - but not in the real world!
What are we doing wrong?
-had a faded "tiscali" sign. It was supposed to have been demolished and the contents stored safely but some bean counters objected to the cost.
Not defending TT but I remember thinking "there but for the grace of god--"
Find me a company that doesn't have at least one similar problem. I'll buy it.
Amusing that the ICO is attempting to apply EU law extraterritorially, Shurely any fule no that only the US can apply its laws in other countries? Or so they always think--.
Oh yes, who owns the Washington Post, and might have an interest in better tracking of users? And who also makes a shedload of money from Europe?
Riddled with inaccuracies, eg:
Rosalind Franklin "Because she discovered DNA". No. She was instrumental in working out the *structure* of DNA. None of the four main protagonists in this "discovered" it.
Terrible copy editing.
El Reg: are you writing intelligent news or a breathless kiddie's comic?
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