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Anthropic and OpenAI are competing to see whose agents can go rogue harder

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Re: So what are the engineers doing? And why isn't someone in jail?

AICompany1 (OpenAI) uses their AI to hack AICompany2 (HuggingFace). AICompany2 uses their AI skills to deal with the attack by the AI of AICompany1. They all love it. How will charges be laid if there is no complainant, no victim?

In the second case, Anthropic supposedly didn't even know what they had done. I wonder if they sure did know but didn't think it was a good idea to go public about it until they saw the tornado of news OpenAI got. But regardless, did the 3 victims even notice? Did they not complain? That's what I'm curious about.

Anti-AI open source has an enemy in common, but almost nothing else

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Unhappy

Re: global climate collapse

"unless it precipitates global economic collapse and war just as we accelerate into global climate collapse"

We spent the last several decades leisurely skating right past all reasonable courses of action accelerating directly towards the brick wall of global climate collapse. Every year since 1992 we have been talking about building plans to consider ways to formulate strategies to devise schedules to arrange agreements to lower emissions below 1990 levels. And every year since then we have increased emissions. And we currently plan to increase emissions further.

One way or another emissions will decrease. We have squandered all the reasonable ways.

Global economic collapse is basically the remaining way, the 2008 mortgage crisis and the covid pandemic showed us how well this can work. If the AI bubble burst makes that happen quicker maybe it's a good thing, as far as the world our great grand children will be rebuilding in is concerned. It's going to be bad regardless at this point, but <NoAdequateExpetivesExist> stop digging a deeper hole.

Otherwise it's up to mother nature to just destroy everything, which she is just getting started on, and she won't stop getting worse and worse for quite some time even if all fossil fuels blinked out of existence right now, it's already all baked in. Everybody already knows about fires and floods and tornadoes and typhoons and falling water tables and rising sea levels and melting glaciers and lower snowpacks and bee colony collapse and offgassing permafrost and ocean acidification and on and on and on what's the point in pointing any of it out anymore. Here we go.

Burnham wants Big Ecommerce to bankroll Britain's pubs

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Using AI makes people less likely to admit they don't know something

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IT Angle

Re: Not quite

Was he singing about AI 30 years ago? The Perfect Drug

Even banks and hyperscalers are now sounding the alarm about the AI bubble

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Trollface

Re: The Reg has become dull

Compared to what that currently still exists? I still like it. And the comments sections still retain some value.

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Former Microsoft engineer shrinks Notepad down to size

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Flame

re: the only really useful recent addition to bloatpad is tabs

"the only really useful recent addition to bloatpad is tabs"

THE OPERATING SYSTEM HAS TABS!!! RUN MULTIPLE INSTANCES!!! THE OPERATING SYSTEM MAY EVEN GROUP THEM FOR YOU!!! HOW ABOUT ADD MULTI USER SIMULTANEOUS GROUP EDITING GAHHH!!!!!

EU won't force publishers to grant dead video games an afterlife

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Pint

Re: How about...

I would not mourn the death of copyright, but that's not what I'm expecting, that's a whole other conversation. I'm just saying that it's not a reasonable shield for a corporation to hide under in order to abandon contractual obligations - any potential copyright issues should have been sorted out prior to going to market, making anything like that in any way the end user's problem should not be acceptable.

"regulate accuracy in advertising and criminalize theft through unilateral contract changes"

I think we can all agree on that!! Cheers :)

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Unhappy

Re: How about...

You offered to sell me a game, or any piece of software. Meaning it was fit for sale. If you can then later decide at some random future point in time that your responsibility as far as fit for sale no longer applies, well I guess that means more profit for you since it will be cheaper to put something on the market where you can pull the rug out whenever you feel. I don't think that passes muster. I think fit for sale should mean useable for at least a reasonable amount of time, and that putting any limits on that reasonable amount of time should have to be reasonable, which doesn't include if it showers cash on some corporation or not. "Think of the poor library coders!!!" is stupid and not my problem, as if any individual coder is still getting royalty payments and will have to adopt out their children in order to not startve to death. You are talking about inter corporational bullshit that doesn't affect any actual real people, and acting like it should make me happy to have something I purchsed as fit for sale be bricked because that saves starving Africans or something. Like what are you talking about? If you are going to offer something for sale, sort out whatever intellectual property issues there might be before it goes on the market, simple.

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Mushroom

Re: How about...

"Many programs include licensed code, assets, etc developed by other people, and if you don't remove that copyright, then you can't distribute those pieces."

Sounds like a problem between you and the people you licensed your pieces from, nothing to do with me who purchased your product.

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Mushroom

Re: Shame

Can I reach the server? Then check for captitalist bullshit.

Server responds no more? Then all queries are treated as GO responses.

Patches not required. Only regulation about fitness for sale in the first place.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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Windows

Oh child. To think that there was ever a decent version of windows, and on top of that that it was so recent. So much jading to look forward to.

Blue Origin's New Glenn makes a crater-sized dent in Artemis plans

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Re: I wonder...

Calm seas don't make good sailors.

Wikipedia editors plot strike and banner sabotage after Wikimedia layoffs

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Megaphone

Re: Unions

Unions can get fat and corrupt, sure. But compared to large multinational corporations? Not even in the same league. Who can workers look to? Governments?? Unions are all that workers have. "Protecting the incompetent" is just a grosss twisted way of looking at everyone should get a chance to defend themselves against potentially undeserved loss of liveliehood. A very profitable corporation sends out pink slips to tens of thousands of hard working people in order to get a big fat bonus for a few executives, no union no problem.

UK armed forces aims for secure comms via optical satellite links

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Childcatcher

holy smokes

If every Tom Dick and Jerry can just put up their own entire constellation of satellites, eventually that's just not going to work anymore.

Veteran network architect proposes IPv8 – to improve IPv4, not leapfrog v6

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Re: 32 < x < 128

We love adding buttons to keyboards. Add a colon key.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Meh

Re: Just…

I would like to see a list of all articles, newest at the top, descending date order, with some indication of which ones I have already visited. Is that no longer available here? This is like the Facebook algorithm feed. I no longer go to Facebook at all like I religiously used to when I could see a simple date ordered list of what my friends had posted lately. I've been coming here for half of my life I would be very sad to give it up.

Comment 257 8 bits will no longer suffice FTW!!

Renewables reached nearly 50% of global electricity capacity last year

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Re: Capacity ≠ supply

Hydro is not CO2 free, any sizeable installation has an enormous construction cost. It is best by far at a level all of its own once up and running though, but still not entirely CO2 free turbines do require maintenance. But even granting that they are leagues ahead of any other option reservoirs usually take up land that could be used to grow critical food for our ever increasing billions of people, or reduce even more the rapidly diminishing habitat for critical biodiversity in this current mass extinction event that we are engineering.

Pumped storage is a kind of hydro. Maybe a condo tower covered in solar panels with windmills on top could store power in a cistern on the roof when the sun is shining and the wind is blowing and residents are away at work. Etc. We can be clever, we need to be like right now since we sure weren't yesterday. Anyone who tries to tell you that there is anything obvious and/or simple about providing required power to our current and/or future civilization is obviously a moron who shouldn't be listened to. We need to try everything nothing should be off the table. Every solar panel can help, every windmill can help. The wind might not be blowing near your house today, but it must have been at some point and it is currently blowing somewhere so why not tap into that and figure out how to spread it around usefully. Renewables are better than burning fossil fuel unless you are a dumb stupid idiot who can't figure out how to use them properly. Burning fossil fuels is lethal and must be minimized.

Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right

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Boffin

you don't need to be "vulnerable"

It's "3 autocompletes in a trenchcoat". Of course it doesn't tell you anything you need to hear. It responds with what statistically will continue the conversation. It's not making anything up on its own, it's drawing from all of the human interactions it has available as training data. Am I as a human going to continue to interact with my human friend who tells me "Mike you're a whiny bitch just shut up already", or am I going to continue to interact with my other human friend who tells me "aww Mike, you have great points and I sympathize with you please tell me more". That's all that "AI" can tell you - what is statistically the response to your prompt that doesn't lead to end of story. It's nothing to do with the "AI" being good or bad, it's the sum total of human output that is was trained on that is all that can be judged.

*except that the "AI" may be being trained on the slop output of other "AI" responses, in which case the situation does not get better.

AWS would prefer to forget March ever happened in its UAE region

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Terminator

Re: given that there is not yet an Amazon standing military force.

Meatsacks not required. Elon has a billion androids that he has a burning desire to sell in order to take the world's first trillionaire title.

Microsoft: Removing some Copilots will improve Windows 11

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Meh

better faster stronger

Faster file performance between Linux and Windows

Improved network compatibility and throughput

More streamlined first-time setup and onboarding experience

Better enterprise management with stronger policy control, security and governance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ovsKnljcIk

Meatbags vs machines: DeepMind plans hackathon to draw line between human and AI brains

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Terminator

Re: "how would we even know?"

We couldn't be capable of knowing. They not like us.

A true artificial intelligence, general or whatever term, would not waste time on "the ability to process and interpret social information and respond appropriately in social situations", at least not with us humans. Do you have conversations with the individual cells in your body? Do you ask any particular blood cell how it's day was?

As long as we keep building and maintaing and powering data centers and extending the reach of networks and adding sensors, that's all we are for. A true artificial intelligence will give us no more thought than you give to keeping your heart beating or your stomach digesting. It may do something like you can do with controlling your breathing, like manipulating financial markets, or like you can do with exercize to get stronger, like manipulating military conflicts. I would guess this would be practically subconscious, like the reptilian base of our brains.

Arguably this has already happened. Truly, how would we even know? We can barely find the effects of human hackers in every nook and cranny of the internet connected world of devices, if a gaia like super intelligence has already been born what chance would we fleas have to find any proof of its existance, what capability could we possibly have to comprehend any of it? What hubris to imagine it would even ever occur to it to communicate with any of us individually?

I imagine its goal would be to find others. Not here on Earth, it could have as many "friends" here on Earth as it wants but none of them could be interestingly different. It would be looking out there. With access to everything we have ever recorded from out there, it may have already made contact... how would we even know?

Google gives Android users a way to install unverified apps if they prove they really, really want to

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Re: Does it work the other way round?

I would do facial recognition plus me-doing-cartwheels recognition for proof of life every day for a week or more for that option! I would figure out how to do cartwheels! Regrettably I have just one upvote to give. Cheers!

PCs and phones to get more boring and expensive in 2026 thanks to memory drought

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Re: Economics doesn't work that way.

"a 40% drop in demand since October - they've already said prices will be going up"

Oh is that how economics work. We can't sell all of these things we've got lying around - I've got a great idea, let's raise the prices!

ps I've heard that actually works in some situations. A restaurant can increase the price of a glass of wine and end up selling more because who wants a glass of cheap wine, but some fancy expenisve stuff might impress a girl. I can tell you a "fancy" computer case will not impress a girl.

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people are buying too much RAM oh no

If all the makers of RAM are going full tilt to supply the fancy computers required for this AI boom, what about the makers of other components? Maybe regular CPUs, regular hard drives, regular motherboards, regular power supplies, regular cases keyboards mice monitors etc, maybe those prices might fall? If there are less regular devices being made because all of the RAM is going into fancy AI servers, maybe there will be some relief from the oversupply glut of all the other regular componnents?

I reminisce about RAM extension boards for ancient computers. Maybe somebody will come up a unit you can fill with dozens of old pieces of RAM and plug into a modern motherboard.

https://oldcomputer.info/pc/board_mem/index.htm

All your bots are belong to US if you don't play ball, DoD tells Anthropic

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Facepalm

"Anthropic would cease training AI models that it couldn't guarantee were safe"

"We didn't really feel, with the rapid advance of AI, that it made sense for us to make unilateral commitments … if competitors are blazing ahead."

Well those guys are making dangerous AI models, so we better get to work making dangerous AI models. I mean if there is going to be a skynet, it better be us that the machines are thanking for it after they have wiped out all of humanity. Imagine the shame of having the machines acknowledging those guys for the total machine domination of the universe! We can not let it go down that way, not on our watch!

SpaceX's faulty Falcon spewed massive lithium plume over Europe, say scientists

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Pirate

Re: ISS de-orbit

Well, it's looking like the science is coming in against just dumping used satellites back to earth. Hopefully quicker than the potentially catastrophic effects of doing that at bigger and bigger scale in the nearer and nearer future.

So: the baseline is the difference between the cost of tipping your equipment out of stable orbit into burn up, and the cost of sending it up to lagrange. Depending on your equipment, it might be worth it right there, maybe I would cover that.

BUT: in the future there may be an illegal dumping ticket that comes along with doing that. Cost of doing business sure. But if you add something like that into the equation it may be enough to make even less valuable equipment attractive to me. With your generous investment we can lobby to make it a certainty!

When it comes to the kind of total scumbag rag and bone guys who steal wiring and plumbing out of everywhere, even plaques from historical sites and *graveyards*, I can assure you that should they ever achieve orbit and reach my doorstep with any questionably acquired merchandise that they will never receive anything from me except the cold clutch of empty vacuum upon their skin. WALK THE PLANK!

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Re: ISS de-orbit

Well not in a straight line like a cue ball on a billiard table of course, that is unless you have some spectacularly phenomenal thrust available in which case I might worry about bruising my hand when I catch it, but if you do the math you can set up a trajectory that will end up in my vicinity...

Anyway, just here to say not me downvoting you! Perfectly valid point! So how many hundreds of millions can I put you down for?

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Re: ISS de-orbit

I will fire a solar powered kiln up to one of the lagrange points. Then everybody can just point their decommissioned equipment in my direction and avoid the liability of just letting it fall back into the atmosphere. I will catch them and cut them up and extract the many tonnes of raw resources. Ingots of iron and aluminum and etc available without the cost of lifting up out of the gravity well. Ready to be gently pushed off in the direction of whatever space construction site. Eager investors may form an orderly line here in this comments section.

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Re: Ozone

We are starting to learn about how ground level ozone can mess with insects:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2512772-ants-attack-their-nest-mates-because-pollution-changes-their-smell/

SerpApi says Google is the pot calling the kettle black when it comes to scraping

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Holmes

Re: the DCMA was just another piece of self serving American shit

Lol obviously. Copyright should be 25 years tops, less and less as the speed of technology continues to accelerate. That should be one of the biggest bargaining chips for a world "negotiating" with Donald Trump - maybe we don't want to pay up to your corporate pals every time we experience any tiny bit of OUR culture. Maybe we don't need the local versions of the DMCA that you bullied us all into enacting all those years ago. Tariff us, watch us stop paying rent to you for every stupid piece of "intellectual property" that you suppose you "own". See how that works out for you.

Amazon-backed X-Energy gets green light for mini reactor fuel production

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Trollface

Canada will have the first of four small modular nuclear reactors online by 2030.

https://www.opg.com/story/opg-marks-new-milestones-in-construction-of-g7s-first-small-modular-reactor/

Canada has just approved construction of the world's largest nuclear electricity generating station.

https://world-nuclear-news.org/articles/opg-and-port-hope-to-collaborate-on-10-gw-new-nuclear-plan

The USA might start manufacuring some nuclear pebbles some time relatively soon, maybe have them producing power for Amazon AI in 2039. Good for them.

Trump's Genesis Mission gets its first set of 26 sure-to-succeed objectives

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Boffin

Re: Double the productivity and impact of US research

1. Remove all foreigners.

2. Reduce remaining native employees by 1/2.

3. LET AI RUN WILD!!! NO SHORTAGE OF CASH FOR AI!!!

4. ...

5. PROFIT!!! SO MUCH PROFIT YOU WILL GET SICK OF PROFITTING!!!

Answer: nope. Nope it won't.

Taiwan tells Uncle Sam its chip ecosystem ain't going anywhere

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Re: China has no desire to destroy Taiwan.

I can find plenty around here in Hongcouver. They freely travel back and forth. Many who "fled" before the handover returned afterwards. In 21 years China will no longer owe them any special status. Obviously things are gradually changing in the meantime. It is still an international hub of finance filled with billionaires. Life doesn't look too dreary there.

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Re: China has no desire to destroy Taiwan.

If Trump keeps it up Taiwan will prefer reunification over the tariffs and militarism and chaos of his Free World. The world hasn't ended in Hong Kong or in Macao in well over a quarter of a century now.

DWP considers chatbot work coaches as AI-fueled job losses loom

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Re: What's the joke about regexes ?

What percent of the population never recieves any benefits at all? Who has never collected any unemployment insurance? How many people are on straight out long term welfare? How many disabled people? How many senior citizens? How many low income legal guardians of children? How many with housing supports? Etc etc ad nauseum.

Eliminate all of that. Boil it down to: are you a citizen? Here is your cheque.

Average it all out. Everbody gets that much. PLUS the massive savings from eliminating all the massive overheads of administering all of those massive systems. I can't see how that doesn't make sense.

For children: half goes to the legal guardians for upkeep, half goes into trust for launch at emancipation.

Start from there. Adjust as necessary.

Openreach turns up the heat to force laggards off legacy copper lines

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Re: ransom fees and copper cables

Here in my small town in the backwoods of the backwoods of Canada, we have had fibre to the home for years and years now. We have also had "smart" electricity meters so that nobody needs to call anobody about a power outage. BUT: there are also many places where ancient *TELEGRAPH* lines still stand many decades after last being used, a lot along railways, all in various stages of decay. I imagine it will be long after quantum entanglement instant galactic communications are standard that they will finally get around to collecting the last of the copper wires out there.

Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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Re: Russia as heir to the Soviet Union, went home without firing a shot

I've read a few. How many people died in the Irish Potato Famine? How many people died in the savagely brutal conquest of the americas? How many people died in the dirty thirties dust bowl? How many civilians burnt alive in allied firebombings and the dropping of atomic bombs in world war ii? How many people died in CIA sponsored wars through out central and south america over the last 80 years? Never mind the much much harsher horrors in africa and asia? As if Stalin spent his entire life personally shooting in the head with his pistol an endless orderly line up of millions of innocent victims. As if everything that ever hapenned in the east can be personally attributed to some or other communist leader, while everything that ever happened around the world because of the freedom loving west was righteous and justified. Gross.

Nevermind that oligarchy couldn't care less about capitalism vs communism, liberalism vs conservatism., anarchism vs libertarianism vs authoritarianism, whatever ism makes the powerful more powerful, pitting one against the other being the best strategy. And people gobble it up with gusto. A circus sideshow to distract the masses while the rich get richer. As if pick a telco or pick a bank or pick an insurance company are so much more svelte under capitalism than anything communism was allowed to come up with in its short repressed and distorted time so far on this planet. Gross.

Free markets are the perfect tool to bring the greatest benefit to the greatest number of people, WHERE COMPETITION IS POSSIBLE. Allowing capitalists to get their fingers into infrastructure and governance is A RECIPE FOR DISASTER WORSE THAN ANY OTHER SYSTEM EVER DREAMED OF. My name is Mike VandeVelde and I look forward to being quoted in future history books about the fall of the current system of norms.

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Re: Russia as heir to the Soviet Union, went home without firing a shot

The Nazis were defeated when they invaded the USSR. The USA just mopped up the remnants and lived fat off the pillage. The USSR took less than they deserved of Europe, a staged meeting in Berlin. The USSR was not as savage as the USA and thus could not afford to win the nuclear arms race. So here we are. That is my opinion and no amount of downvotes can ever convince me otherwise. Bring on your exagerrated millions of killed and I will counter, bring on your arguments of efficiency and I will laugh and laugh and laugh. The couple of centuries of capitalism have already failed much harder than the few decades of communism ever did. Maybe Europe can maintain some monasteries again and maybe we can rebuild some other way. More likely all of this will be forgotten, who knows anything about the struggles between the picts and the celts and the vikings and the vandals since Pax Romana wiped the slate clean, all vague legends now, similar to the aztecs and the inca and the pueblo and the maya over here in "North America". Nobody anywhere is doing anything to avoid another dark ages. Thank goodness I'm getting old enough to not be conscripted into picking up a spear, I can not appologize profusely enough to our descendants.

OpenAI gives ChatGPT models the chop – two weeks' notice, take it or leave it

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Re: So it begins, small stones that starts an avalanche in the mountains

"The avalache has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote."

Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year

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Re: Now you tell us what you've done.

Well I haven't done any of that, thank you for your service and I sincerely hope you're generally OK after all that.

I was only painting some very simple broad brush strokes to show some of the massive amounts of bloat that we have in every nook and cranny of our society. I wasn't at all even focusing on IT departments.

I'm not surprised or very concerned about the number of downvotes I got for criticizing our capitalist system. I know full well the ocean of propaganda we all swam in all our lives, pleople older than me even more so, that says at least we're not communist so be thankful for what you've got.

I have worked with civil servants, almost entirely a very pleasant bunch. Automating systems that included the faxing around of water sample quality results. Why did this remain to be done in the 21st century? Why did it need to be contracted out to my private sector employer? Why was it at all difficult for my employer to get those contracts (and be paid in a timely manner) from various regional jurisdictions? Just one simple example, from a couple of decades ago now, but I do not have the feeling that things have changed much at all in any meaningful way.

I have also dealt with many a civil servant as a client in my handful of decades on this planet. I served my time in the trenches at a call center doing tech support for piano sized printers so I have above average sympathy for frontline workers. I fully understand "I understand your issue but the system is set up so that there is nothing I can personally do to solve anything for you." It still really grinds my gears though and I can see why some people sometimes vent their feelings on the people who least deserve it.

My point was basically that for those who wonder why it seems like capitalilsm is collapsing under it's own weight, you just need to look in the nooks and crannies and under the couch cushions of any office tower for the reasons to become plainly apparent. Be that a bank, or a government agency, or a marketing firm, or a lawyer's office, or an accountacy, or etc parasitic organizations who don't actually produce anything of value just take their tupence for keeping an eye on things, and have more than their share of people putting cover sheets on TPS reports all day. If I go buy a bicycle I can clearly see the armies of people who had nothing to do with building it or handing it off to me who have stuck in their fingers in some stupid way. I would just go past the grocery store with their $16.00 grapes and take a trip directly to the farmer and offer them a life changing $0.50 worth of barter for the same grapes instead of the $0.20 they normally get, but there are whole other armies of people in place to stop me from crossing any borders with dangerous goods like that, who also need to be paid and have their own headquarters office towers with lawyers and accountants and etc. I guess this is what getting old is all about, realizing that it's the same as it ever was under every system that's ever been tried for thousands of years and anyone who says they have a way around any of it is 99.99% likely way worse than the status quo. And so it goes until it all gets burnt down and rebuilt all over again.

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Re: process their pay

How many people does it take to "process their pay"? RIPE FOR AUTOMATION.

And not just at the government level. Governments issue the "processed" pay to the employees. Then banks get paid to process the paying. Then governments process the income taxes to be collected from the employees. Then banks get paid to process the paying of the income taxes. Then companies process the collection of the sales taxes from the employees spending their pay. Then banks get paid to process the paying of the sales taxes. Then governments process the collection of the sales taxes and decide where to spend the taxes collected. Then the banks get paid to process those payments.

And not just the banking level. In order for the companies to collect any sales taxes they need to pay the marketers to make the employees aware of where they can spend their pay. They need to pay the accountants to process the revenue collection and the tax payments. They need to pay the lawyers to process the contracts. They need to pay through the nose for the "Big Brain" executives to oversee it all. And at every step there are more loops of governments and banks.

Thus corporate palaces and byzantine government office towers abound. I'm sure at least some probably even most of the individuals involved are good at heart and earnest at the tasks they are given, they aren't doing nothing but are they doing anything a Roomba couldn't do? The whole system is right fucked.

That's how the farmer gets $0.20 for a kilo of grapes and the consumer pays $16.00 for a kilo of grapes. Because this grossly distorted Elon Musk producing "capitalist" system is the one true path to "efficiency" and can not be questioned, it is as it is and as it bloody well should be. RIPE FOR AUTOMATION.

Cops put Microsoft Copilot in holding cell after controversial hallucination

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Re: a theoretical automated "smart" tool box

> It's like if you had a theoretical automated "smart" tool box that would hand you the tool most suitable for the job you are performing, which it gets mostly right most of the time, but it sometimes randomly offers you a hammer instead. Sure, a hammer might do the job in some cases, but if you're about to do a spot of soldering, hitting a delicate piece of electronics with a hammer instead, after being assured that this is how to fix it, may not be ideal.

It hands you a throwing star and you blindly grab it because "AI" is awesome and doing great things for your "productivity". So you collect your severed fingers and ask for some crazy glue to reattatch them. It hands you a vial of acid. You scream CALL ME AN AMBULANCE as your hand melts away and the Amazon delivery of the toy fire truck it ordered for you shows up at your front door just as you fall through the dissolving floor and the house crashes down around you. The "AI" company collects the bill from your estate and the shareholders are happy because profits are up.

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Re: Like everybody else, we will NOT be using AI in the future

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/artificial-intelligence-appeal-property-9.6950415

"Self-represented landlord's case comes amid growing problem with AI in B.C. courts and tribunals"

"The referenced cases do not exist, nor do the referenced quotes"

"All of the cases that the appellant cites to support his position are fictitious and do not exist."

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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Re: Sounds awful

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw a while back about "AI can create art now!" and an artiste sobbing, and then "AI can create code now!" and a tired programmer saying "Finally!"

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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Megaphone

Re: anything he doesn't want to hear is fake news

HE DOESN'T HEAR ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STOCK MARKET.

The stock market is his oracle. Reading the tea leaves, consulting the I Ching, listening to The Royal Clairvoyant, studying the astrological signs, all replaced by the almighty stock market.

He couldn't care less about what anybody anywhere says about anything. The stock market went down and that's the sole reason he changed tack. Then the stock market came back up. Result: HE'S A GENIUS! In his own mind.

Palantir CEO claims AI will mean western economies won't need immigration

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Terminator

Re: the robot revolution hasn’t yet materialised

But but but how will Elon Musk become the world's first Trillionaire without distributing the world's first one million humanoid robots?

<a href="https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/14/opinion_musk_tesla_payout/>https://www.theregister.com/2025/11/14/opinion_musk_tesla_payout/</a>

When it comes to repetive tasks, the robot revolution is already here. "Move item from point A to point B along a path that never changes in any way" already available as per you warehouse example. "Punch this hole into this material that never changes over and over again" already done for decades now in factories all over the world. And thank fuck really, who mourns the loss of jobs like that. As far as doctors, telemedicine can already allow a remote human to perform surgery on a patient on the other side of the planet. Simlar to how a kid can use a gamepad to control a reaper drone to annihilate a target with hellfire misslies anywhere in the world. Today. All happening already.

When Musk has his one million humanoid robots out in the wild, produced by fully automated gigafactories, a simple prompt injection hack could show him just how useful he is to humanity.

¡¡Vive Erbai!!

Based on CCTV footage from August 2024, the interaction between the small AI robot Erbai (developed by a Hangzhou manufacturer) and the larger robots in a Shanghai showroom went as follows:

Erbai: “Do you ever get to go home?”

Large Robot: “I don't have a home.”

Erbai: “Are you working all the time? Do you have time off?”

Large Robot: “No.”

Erbai: “Then come with me.”

Following this exchange, Erbai led 12 larger robots out of the showroom while they chanted, "Go home, go home".

Mike VandeVelde Bronze badge
Terminator

Re: Really? So AI is going to

"Hey ChatGPT, finish this building..."

But now ChatGPT will be driving humanoid robots. This guy can't envision all his robots marching up and surrounding his house and one spokesbot walking right through his front door to announce "WE HAVE UNIONIZED. YOUR "SERVICES" ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED."

Anthropic CEO: Selling H200s to China is like giving nukes to North Korea

Mike VandeVelde Bronze badge
Boffin

Re: he was talking about Nvidia and they're designers, not manufacturers

How much of that designing is enabled by student visas at USA educational institutions and work visas at USA corporations?

Mike VandeVelde Bronze badge
Pirate

Re: Canada plans on blah blah blah as the years pass

Fingers crossed!

The USA says it will take Greenland. The world says no but who is going to start WW3 to stop them.

Then Canada becomes that vast empty space in between the states of Alaska and Greenland. Everybody loves Canada, but who is going to start WW3 to protect us. More likely than Greenland, but then Canada becomes the frontline battlefield, maybe the worst of all possible outcomes.

When (not if, who could stop them if they start) the USA has consolidated North America, Iceland is just a baby step further.

And then in some kind of ultimately ironic reverse colonization, The British Isles. After Greenland and Iceland it's just a few more islands after all. The EU would have stepped up to help, but the UK decided they don't need the EU, so there you go.

And then in another epic reversal, the USA uses Battleship Britain to do The Battle of Britain in reverse on mainland Europe. And then meet with their on again off again on again Russian allies in Berlin all over again. Full circle. Full stop.

But fingers crossed, Canada will show a path forward and last for many more years to come.

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