Banana law stupidity
Why the hell can people only see the banana regs in terms of what Mr(s) Consumer can buy from Supermarket corp? FFS If you are a buyer for Supermarket corp and you buy a container of Class I bananas that has to mean something specific. The reason there are banana regulations is that they are traded: it has very little to do with protecting consumers from the wrong shape bananas.
You know what? In a Brexit world where we decide to trade goods with e.g. Canada, there will be regulations affecting the classification of every single type of thing that we trade with them.