* Posts by Martyn

6 posts • joined 14 Nov 2007

UFO wind turbine prang site sealed

Paris Hilton


I read quote from someone who lives nearby who said they were worried that they might have been responsible because they were having a fireworks party at the time and they thought one of their rockets might have hit the turbine. So we've got someone having a fireworks party and there are strange lights in the sky and a "big bang" - nah can't be any connection must be a UFO.

Paris 'cos she's always willing to give us a flash, and she likes a good bang.

Manuelgate's goth vampire stripper fades from MySpace

Paris Hilton

Should we be surprised?

So the british press are scum who will take any half story and twist it any way they can in order to sell their rags, is anyone really surprised? It seems this time they thought they could sell more my making ms B the victim and going after the big names of Brand and Ross, if the facts were slightly different they might have twisted it the other way.

The british papers are run by a bunch of lowlife fuckwits and anyone who buys their rags is only encouraging them.

Paris 'cos her grandad already knows what she's like.

Bus-spotting paedo terror bust: Shock CCTV image


Best laugh I've had in ages

Looking forward to a compilation album in the shops for Christmas!

The 'blem wit' error messages



on OpenVMS :

$exit 2932

%SYSTEM-F-FISH, my hovercraft is full of eels

Microsoft pleads ignorance on 'one interweb per child' pork barrel



"Knowing things like ctrl+c copies something and ctrl+p will paste it etc. Just general computer skills."

Hmm, which OS is it where ctrl+p pastes the buffer then? Looks like you need the govt to give you free Broadband access at home :-)

Tesco slaps cutlery ban on under-18s


And it applies to plastic knives in store.

Tesco refused to sell my 14yo daughter & her friend a set of plastic knives which they wanted to buy for a picnic 'cos they were under age - they ended up getting one of their teachers who was in the shop to buy them, he'll probably end up in chokey for it.


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