* Posts by Pyros

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Anti-virus hacking contest polarizes vendors

Pyros
Alert

If you want to think about it...

It feels a great deal like how cowpox was used to innoculate people against the much deadlier/contagious smallpox, to be honest.

However, I agree that there are some short-sightness in the planning of the contest. The most obvious point is the "review" process--surely a seperate, vetted team working with the AV firms would be a better, if more expensive way to slipstream the results?

Also, physical security would be a huge help--provide computers without any data devices installed (such as CD burners, floppies, and USB ports,) and do a thourough check in and out of the contestants for any "outside material."

Lastly, making your own malware is obviously not the best idea, so... why not simply strongly reccomend polishing up their anti-malware skills instead? The fact that you can crack a virus isn't at all that dissimilar to writing your own. (The main difference between black hats and white hats--and greys in between--is that the blacks don't care about cracking viruses, only modifying them.)

Under these conditions instead, then... let the games begin.

Google trumpets PageRank for pics

Pyros
Coat

Something tells me...

Some BOfH at Google just couldn't be arsed to manually search for porn, so they get the boss hooked on the ide of an "image search", and... well, you know the rest of the story!

Mine's the one with the Playboy SE in the inside pocket...

France's €4.9bn rogue trader gets IT job

Pyros

A request

Can you direct your Yank-bashing more to the north? Many of us in Florida already get lumped in with the rednecks and old geezers--we're mostly sensible (aside from Jeb Bush,) and still think the Conch Republic was great idea, in general.

You may continue with the taunting in their general direction, please. :)

Lightning-zapgun maker gets more US gov cash

Pyros

In terms of lasers

(Or, at least how I observed them.)

AFAIK, Class-3 lasers and higher are hot enough to generate actual plasma--and these bad boys are nasty! You defintly don't want one to the face, even if it's set to "pants-wetting." They're called medical lasers for a reason, so unless they figured out a way to drastically reduce the hazzards of eye damage without modifying the wattage needed to create plasma... well, I'll keep calling myself a Cracker (native) 'round these parts.

(And I suspect that the only way to make a "stream" of plasma is with a Class-4 on wide bore lenses and extra juice. My own experience show that Class-3s produce plasma on "spark", or point of flash where they hit a surface. You'd need to "spark" the air itself just to make the channel.)

Boffins ponder 100-year archive made of TOMES

Pyros
Paris Hilton

The Long Now Foundation

They need to talk to the peeps at the Long Now Foundation--they're doing a series of projects to preserve knowledge and culture by designing mediums such as their own Rosetta Stone.

At least the huge orrey is a hoot to think about--an analogical binary clock that will keep ticking for a millenium.

Paris, because I'm hoping she gets forgetten in the next century or so...

London store brews £50-a-poop cat-crap coffee

Pyros

Civet leftovers?

Try Kopi Muntjak, which is harvested from deer rear-ends!

(Also, they do produce a slighly less-quality form of Kopi Luwak with captive civets, as the beans they feed those buggers aren't precisely fresh/ripe.)

Smut blocking? We're more bothered about Bebo

Pyros

Just as a side note...

The only reason why there's fewer left-handed browsing (thank you BOfH for the term!) in companies' filters mainly has to do with privacy. Imagine getting off when your co-workers are nearby (and quite possibly *watching*?!?!)

That's why home computers exist.

US court waves through border laptop searches

Pyros

Despite that the paedo's getting his tine with Bubba...

...there is a way to overturn Ninth Court's descion.

Who wants to be the air-security man who opens a doctor's lappy and finds sensitive medical information, even when it's encrypted?

I'm sure there'll be a bruhaha over THAT...

Friends Reunited killer gets life

Pyros
Coat

Sardina

Let's not forget that some peeps in Sardina seem to have a fetish for knives.

(Mind you, that could be the rumor-market, but even here we're damned careful around people with a history of collecting knives in general. I only collect high-quality ones. *pats his Wenger steel Swiss Army*)

Mine's the one with a Woodsman's Pal hanging from it.

Korean astronaut recounts 'ballistic' Soyuz re-entry

Pyros
Go

Soviet tech

Soviet space tech pretty much exemplifies USSR-era ratings--uglier than a peasant woman, but strong enough to withstand a nuclear explosion. (Or so to speak. Chernobyl is a good lesson in the latter parts of USSR, and still is today.)

In-flight calling given lukewarm reception

Pyros
Unhappy

Oy

> "People are constantly coming up and down the aisles

> selling scratch cards or food and we believe there is a

> market for this."

Oy. Glad I didn't fly this when we had to take a short hop from Milan to Palermo. Can't recall the airline (except that orange is the domiant color,) but it reminded me of Delta Connection, only in a larger plane and half were Italians.*

*No offense to them--they remind me of Catlanese, Swiss, and Austrians, too. Fewer wrinkly old people than at home in America's wang, too.

Yes! It's the sawed-off USB key!

Pyros
Boffin

To Hate2Register

Check the link provided.

Basically, pry the flash board out of its case, open the appropriate head of the cord, cut the wires and take out everything except the plug, insulate the board and stick it in, then glue the head back together and saw the cord off.

You get the idea.

(Note: There's some really interesting stuff on that site--I also have an urge to make a Lego stick, as well.)

Oldham murders owl with whalesong

Pyros

If they spent 200k on THAT logo...

Then sign me up--I've got the Digital Media degree already!

C'mon, my prices are reasonable... >)

US law makers seek ban on in-flight calls

Pyros
Boffin

< sarcasm >

"This problem doesn't happen with the credit card greedphones that are currently installed in seatbacks on some planes of course."

Oh, that's obvious. What's the number for THOSE phones? Go ahead, tell me...

Didn't think you knew, nor did anyone else, for that matter. Those things NEVER take an incoming call.

(And, for the record, it's rare that I see anyone taking a call on their mobile on a plane.)

Schoolboy's asteroid-strike sums are wrong

Pyros
Joke

@@Just in case...

Joe Stalin: "What will Bruce do, scare it away by singing "under theboardwalk" at it?"

If I was the asteroid... well, it'll be what I felt like--veer away in terror, or specifically crush Hollywood so that no other passing asteroids would hear him sing again.

Sun abuses IPTV with Xeons, Opterons, switch and small dog

Pyros
Coat

Question from the pendants

Where's said small abused dog in the article? PETA wants to know. >)

Mine's the white furred one with the black spots...

Intel builds software engine to shrink laptops and mobiles

Pyros
Happy

Dude...

>The big worry is that some folk might use this technology as a

> modern equivalent of the slide projector and bore us all stupid

> with their holiday snaps in bars and restaurants.®

Dude... if I could, I'd have my future Boss' PDA automatically display nudies everytime he passed a compatable screen. >WEG<

Story withdrawn

Pyros
IT Angle

Old news

Considering that a similar study was carried out 2 or so years back. Go ahead, check the Discover archives, I get that as my nightly read along with the usual every month. (Although astrology bores the heck outta me, to be truthful.)

Mind you, if they did comparisons of geeks and Average Joes, where you controlled how much info of the individuals you give to the choosy contestants... now that'd be groundbreaking.

'Patricia Hewitt' donates £6m to charity

Pyros
Paris Hilton

Amusing

Nice, some globalization of the ol' 419er. Happy to see it immigrate out of Nigeria--the classic money laundering scheme was getting old these days.

I, of course, am waiting on one from Curious George Dubya Bush--especially when he becomes a lame duck* as per the election!

(For the non-educated... Lame Duck: US gov. slang for end-of-term President, as the newly elected doesn't get sworn in until the end of the year. Hence, the rush to "consolidate" their "achievements" before they get shown the gates of the White House by the Secret Service on New Year's.)

Paris, because there's still places some DECENT people still won't go these days...

US Army cyber colonel in call to network arms

Pyros
Black Helicopters

Forwarned is forearmed

In *theory* anyone that they recruit into the Armed Forces is considered a "soldier"--even the ones that are overweight, indulge in WoW raids from time to time, live in their parent's basement. and have some form of anti-social defense (acne, BO, glasses, etc.)

Guess who'll shove to the front when the chips are down and they need cannon fodder. At least they'll let us train with the real guns for a change.

Black helios, because I'm THAT sort of pessmist in general. Now where's the keys to my off-shore island bunker?...

Japanese carrier to test smell-o-vision phone kit

Pyros
Coat

A thought

Inquiring BOfHs want to know--when will the strommburg (or whatever that year-old canned fish) scent be avaliable?

Mine's the rainslicker...

Denmark signs up for wind powered electric car switch

Pyros

RE: Dong - inspired name?

And here I thought it had to do with their rather prominient red-light district!

Mine's the black latex one...

Marathon ships He-Man virtual machine protector

Pyros
Coat

Begs the question...

With a company name like "Marathon Technologies," is their main server named Durandal and does it run funny, according to their IT staff?

Mine's the armor-cased one with the sub-machine rifle on the back.

Captain Cyborg plans to milk you, human scum

Pyros
Boffin

Sign me up, Lucy

'cuz I am shopping around for a cochlear implant.

And I've heard interesting good things about direct stimulation of the auditory nerve, as well.

The Captain may be shooting sillicon out of his bum, but there's already a slow progression involved. Who knows when personal cybertronics will catch Moore's Law?

Boffin: Coconut jumbo is millstone in disguise

Pyros
Coat

Blowing biofuel-generated hot air

Close enough, Matt.

All he did was point out the inefficency of biofuels, and pointed out his own theory about what would be a far better solution--but he admits we're not at that point in technology.

Standard boffin talk, to be honest.

I'm gonna butt out and get my biodegradable post-consumer jacket and get on that taxi-rickshaw...

Sun will swallow Earth: Official

Pyros

Singularity

Please remind the human race about this in the next, oh, 50 years, please?

That is, if there's any of us left after the Matrioshka Brain finally consumes the last of Venus for more mass.

Mine's the one with the embedded processors and solid-state media in it, thanks.

Steve Fossett dead: Official

Pyros
Dead Vulture

Another Addition to: Not that big ???

"Anybody who doubts this could happen (It's the USA ! It's only Nevada ! It's not that big) have obviously never been there (in Nevada)."

No kidding. I dare someone to find my brother's homestead out there. Even with the nearest little town's name, you couldn't tell from the map or from above.

And he likes it that way, the sod.

Dead bird for what you might find in the Nevada badlands.

Get some respect in data management

Pyros
Coat

Oh?

Then go explain an ERM to a Board of Directors. I'm *sure* they'll understand it like they understand most IT proposals--without a dictionary and several hours of explaining the harder terms.

[Taxi] <---< [Coat] <---< [Me]

Piscine killer menaces UK rivers

Pyros
Coat

A movie quote comes to mind...

"Theres' motherfriggin' snakeheads in our motherfriggin' lakes!"

It's the Samuel L. Jackson-brand leather coat, please...

Microhoo! or YahSoft!? The! people! must! decide!

Pyros
Gates Horns

MiiHoo!

I'm more fond of MiiHoo!

It reminds me of a certain game console that *might* somehow runs Yahoo!...

When poor people pollute - the Tata Nano and eco-crime

Pyros
Coat

RE: Lethal Injections

"No lethal injections needed. Birth rates go down as people get richer. Happened everywhere people have indeed got rich so far."

In otherwords, the happier you are the less likely you need to do the rumpy-pumpy.

Strange that happieness comes from having enough money to put food on the table, a decent roof over your heads, and the occasional vacation.

(Mind you, a little eugenics *could* be used down here in the SE USA... goddess knows we could use a thinning of the redneck/trailer trash population.)

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Swedish cops probe flying fermented fish attack

Pyros

Or pickled beluga

Yes, you heard me--it's whale skin/fat chunks in a kind of oil and left on an Alaskan shelf for, oh... a year will do.

Thank goodness I've never gone up to that part of the US.

Monkey butlers a step nearer as boffins clone macaques

Pyros
Coat

Sign me up

There's something a-peel-ing about a bunch of monkeys.

Even in little tuxedo coats and serving banana daquris at your local cabana bar.

Hrmm... can we do gorillas, too? A bar could use the heavy labor/bouncers for chimp change...

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Toyota ponders plug-in hybrids

Pyros

@Steven Knox:

"We can actually convert electricity into motion quite efficiently, we just can't store enough energy in batteries. The highest end lithium ion batteries can store about 1.8KWH/kg, while gasoline is more in the range of 12KHW/kg, so a factor of 6 or 7 higher."

Continuing Nexox's statement, currently we can only pack so much battery onto a little car--geometrically it would be easier to load a larger vehicle with more batteries. Combine that with the braking technology that feeds back power, and you can get quite a bit just from the mass of the vehicle, I believe. (I don't know exactly how that technology works, but it does make sense that you need to apply more force over a longer distance just to stop a heavier car.)

Pyros
Stop

They're missing something...

Going small is good idea in general when it comes to fuel cells, electric, whatever, in reducing emissions/fuel costs... but I think they're missing their mark significantly.

If you want to achive maximum results, aim for the gruniter machines--the trucks, SUVs, even rigs! If they produce a decent alternative, shrinking the basic model for a smaller car will achieve better returns in consumption/cost, due to aerodynamics/tonnage.

Give it better thought, Toyota. You've got those massive trucks almost every Texan love to drive, why not make it cleaner? (And no, it's not an ulterior motive to save gas costs on my Nissan Titan King Cab SE...)

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