* Posts by Death Boffin

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Japan to set up new semiconductor outfit with IBM's help

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FAIL

Node work

It is interesting what IBM is doing. They sold off their foundry business to Global Foundries when they decided it was uneconomic. Then they got bent out of shape when Global Foundries decided that developing nodes smaller than 14nm was uneconomic. Now they are having a go with the Japanese. Which is interesting, because the Japanese had decided that keeping up with node reduction was uneconomic. Something tells me they will be buying from TSMC in the near future.

InSight Mars lander has only 'few weeks' of power left

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Mushroom

Space modulation

5 kg of plutonium eh? I wonder if Marvin could use that in his Space Modulator?

"Where's the KABOOM? There should have been an Earth shattering KABOOM."

Ritz cracker giant settles bust-up with insurer over $100m+ NotPetya cleanup

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FAIL

Cyber security

Or did Mondelez do the cyber equivalent of parking their car in a bad part of town with the keys left in the ignition?

Bumble open sources AI code to automatically blur NSFW photos

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Re: Art class

I will only ask, correlation or causation?

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Headmaster

Art class

That generative AI uses previous artists' work to make images does not appear to be any different than any human art student. They study the Masters' techniques, styles and composition to produce their own art. The fact that there is a genre such as Anime shows that some amount of intellectual property has been copied from one place to another. But if a computer does it, it is different for reasons.

ISS dodges space junk from satellite Russia blew up

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Mushroom

Political Problem

There is a relatively cheap way of deorbiting these debris. It involves a high power ground based laser. The problem is that it is also a first class anti satellite weapon. It could even take down a Musk sized satellite constellation. The first one built will ignite an arms race.

Bill Gates' green investments to shift from tackling climate change to mitigating impacts

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Re: @Sceptic Tank - You're absolutely right.

You can have cash flow problems. Although there are some interesting workarounds. See "Comedy of Terrors" with Vincent Price.

Martian microbes could survive up to 280 million years buried underground

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Deep biosphere

Given the deep biosphere here on earth having life thousands of meters underground, I could see life on Mars still being there after billions of years.

It is also quite possible that it has the same DNA. There has been quite a lot of cross contamination due to meteor strikes over the last few billion years.

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

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Facepalm

Re: Bad design

Dell tower computer in the office, under the desk in a dark corner. The on/off button is a 1cm flush mounted thing, the same color as the rest of the case. It does helpfully light up once you turn the computer on.

Much fun trying to refuel a rental car. Could not find the release button for the fuel door. Turns out it was in the glove box.

FBI: Looking for Biden's student loan forgiveness? Watch out for these scams

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Devil

Election Scam

The whole thing is a scam. The idea is to get people to vote Democrat in November. But the courts won't get around to ruling it unconstitutional until after the election. Bait and switch. Too bad, so sad.

Senior engineer reported to management for failing to fix a stapler

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Windows

Re: But I DO want to know!

Don't forget Muskrat Love and the obligatory Rickroll.

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Joke

Tea party

That only worked in Baaston.

US executive order a long way from settling EU privacy cases

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Headmaster

Re: "Leader of the free world"

Based on population, that would be Modi. FTFY

Tesla has a lot of work to do on its Optimus robot

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Holmes

Re: What's the point of a humanoid robot?

The problem is that I am looking for a robot Jeeves. I earn $60,000 a year. I would need to hire 3 humans to perform that task 24/7. But you want any humans doing that to have a living wage. It is not economic. If I could get a $60,000 robot to perform those tasks (3X Musk's dream), I could afford that.

The problem with specialized robots is that you need so many of them. I don't have space in my home for a cooking robot and a vacuuming robot and a toilet cleaning robot and a laundry robot and a dish washing robot and a handyman robot and a gardening robot and a shower cleaning robot and a window washing robot and a nurse robot. Specialized robots work well on an assembly line where they do the same thing over and over. There are very few tasks in the home that fit that description.

By the time you add up all the specialized robots you need, the cost is going to exceed that of of a robot Jeeves. It will also use much less resources. This is why you will want a humanoid robot

OpenAI opens doors to DALL-E after the horse has bolted to Midjourney and others

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Art history class

So none of the artists complaining about their images being used for training ever looked at another artist's work to learn techniques and styles?

Paris icon because I'm sure she is one of the training images.

Datacenter migration plan missed one vital detail: The leaky roof

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Re: I've seen worse

When I worked at JPL I watched the roof of one of the buildings peel off and deposit itself on one of the adjacent buildings. This was during one of the Santana Annas blowing down the Arroyo Seco. Wind speeds were clocked at 100 MPH.

White House puts $50m into floating wind turbine projects

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California Dreaming

This still won't fix California's problems with summer power. When that big high parks over the west, even the offshore areas don't get much wind. It also brings in monsoon clouds that block solar production. The additional heat and humidity drive up demand. That is why Governor Newsance is keeping Diablo Canyon in operations.

NIST and uni friends to design open source research chips, Google to bankroll the fabs

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Alert

Re: Funny I thought fabs fabbing college designs had been a thing since the early 80's

What's new this time is it gets Googled. Look for it to be deprecated in a couple of years when Google loses interest.

Chinese researchers make car glide 35mm above ground in maglev test

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Joke

35mm? Film at 11?

Chemical plant taken offline by the best one of all: C8H10N4O2

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Coffee/keyboard

Indescribable Stuff

The business machines company I worked for had a Chinatown butcher as a customer. We supplied them with adding machines and a support contract. Retrieving broken machines from there was a horror story. Indescribable critters hanging from hooks in the back. Indescribable stuff on all surfaces. Indescribable coating on the adding machines. A thorough scrub down with isopropyl was necessary before even thinking about repairs. The support contract was quite lucrative though.

BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM

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When M doesn't mean what you think it means

That works until you run into someone who uses M to mean thousand. It is MMXXII after all.

Scientists pull hydrogen from thin air in promising clean energy move

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Headmaster

Great distances

"Transporting electricity intercontinental distances is rare, the longest interconnector in the world is 450 miles (UK<->Norway)."

The Pacific Intertie begs to differ. It is a DC line that travels 846 miles from the Columbia River to Los Angeles. The only reason it isn't longer is that there isn't a cheaper source of electricity further away.

Startup wants to build a space station that refuels satellites by 2025

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Joke

Check the oil

This is great! Does it come with orbital mechanics?

The sins of OneDrive as Microsoft's cloud storage service turns 15

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Headmaster

Probing the depths

If you don't want surface as a verb, you should avoid submarines.

It seems appropriate here as you are retrieving you data from the deep, dark realms of the Elder Gods.

China's 7nm chip surprise reveals more than Beijing might like

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Facepalm

Work share

One of the problems with EU consortiums is the concept of work share. This is where each country gets a piece of the work. I recall a semiconductor fab where the work up through the gate process was done in one country. Then the wafers were packed up and sent for the remainder of the processing in another country.

This manufacturer maintained a consistent half decade lag on US and Asian manufacturers.

Psst … Want to buy a used IBM Selectric? No questions asked

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Flame

Heavy lifting

Back in the days of yore, I was the delivery boy for a business machines company. I indeed hauled many Selectrics into office towers. The beast however was the Adler. Weighed about 50% more in the same footprint.

These were also the days of liquid toner in copiers. The suspension fluid was highly flammable. Many offices used it by the gallon. I'm surprised there weren't more fires.

DARPA seeks portable muon-making machine to see through almost anything

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Headmaster

Short gigs

DARPA is mostly run in that fashion. Most of the program managers are on sabbaticals from universities or industry, or on tours from the military or other parts of the DoD. There are a few political appointees at the top. The institutional memory seems to reside in the SETA (System Engineering and Technical Advisors) contractors.

US EV drivers won't be able to choose vehicle safety alert sounds

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Facepalm

ICE stopped

Many ICE vehicles these days turn off the motor when stopped. Do the need to be fitted with a noisemaker as well?

Taiwan creates new challenge for tech industry: stern content regulation laws

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Trollface

Re: Can't reclaim what was never yours

The world is hoping that the PRC will get it's act together and peaceably petition to rejoin the ROC after their teenage rebellion.

Why Wi-Fi 6 and 6E will connect factories of the future

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WTF?

Gbs capability for kbs data

Speaking of restrictions, all of this is predicated on the availability of chipsets suitable for industrial use – think microcontrollers and that sort of thing – that actually support this generation of wireless communications.

There seems to be a cognitive disconnect here. Why would a microcontroller need to support a multi-gigabit communications protocol? It would seem that they need a more reliable Bluetooth. Something I would welcome.

Soviet-era tech could change the geothermal industry

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Flame

Several operational issues

Gyrotrons are big. They need large magnets in order to work, so you won't be fitting one down the borehole. That means you will have to direct the microwave energy down the borehole.

The gyrotrons produce mm-wave energy. That means having to pipe it around using waveguide. Waveguide is quite lossy at those frequencies, so you need to do trickery like quasi-optics to keep losses low. This needs finely machined and polished waveguide pipe, which is very expensive.

When you get the energy to the target, you have to deal with the vaporized material. This is one of the problems with beam weapons. You puff off a cloud of vapor and immediately your beam starts heating the vapor instead of the target. So you have to get rid of the vapor, some 20km away.

Finally, you have your hole and can start producing steam. You can't run that steam directly into a turbine. It has a lot of nasty silica and acids in it. These tend to clog up the pipes. The local geothermal plant periodically cleans the scale off and sends it off for reprocessing because it has significant amounts of gold in it. So yo you need to have a heat exchanger. Only then can you produce power.

Given these difficulties, this may work sometime, but don't expect it soon.

Micron aims 1.5TB microSD card at video surveillance market

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Windows

Like this?

Content

Never fear, the White House is here to tackle web trolls

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Trollface

Speech = Freedom

Freedom of speech should be exceptionally safe. If Kamala does as well in this assignment as she has done in her other ones.

Man gets two years in prison for selling 200,000 DDoS hits

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Holmes

Customers?

So did the FBI go after any of the customers? I'm sure a good number of them had poor enough OPSEC to be identified.

The next time your program is 'not responding,' (do not) try these steps

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FAIL

systemd

In Soviet Linux, systemd uses you.

Supreme Court urged to halt 'unconstitutional' Texas content-no-moderation law

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FAIL

Re: Restaurant Rules

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

See how far you get with that one if you base it on race, sex or gender identity. You need to look up the term "public accommodation"

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WTF?

Re: Social Media sites should welcome laws like this

The post office doesn't offer broadcast services?

What the hell are all those pieces of junk mail showing up every day? Snailmail spam!

How ICE became a $2.8b domestic surveillance agency

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FAIL

The E in ICE?

So what are they using this information for? It's certainly not for deporting illegal aliens.

Human-made hopper out-leaps rival robots in artificial jumping contest

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FAIL

Re: The next hurdle

The problem with flying robots is that the don't work well on the Moon.

MIT's thin plastic speakers fall flat. And that's by design

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Coat

Wallpaper

Sounds tinny not woody. Gives new meaning to "the walls have ears".

Departing Space Force chief architect likens Pentagon's tech acquisition to a BSoD

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Mushroom

The Bureaucracy

Innovation in the US military moves with the speed of contracting and security. In other words very slow. In cases where troops in combat need something, procurement regulations are waived and things are much faster. Why this can't happen for regular procurement is that too many rice bowls would be broken.

The only saving grace is that this process is still faster and more efficient than our adversaries'.

Icon: The desired outcome of the process.

US Army to build largest 3D-printed structures in the Americas

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Thumb Up

Re: Earthquake-resistance? Tornado resistance?

Texas is 800 miles wide. This part of Texas doesn't get tornadoes. Earthquakes are also pretty rare. This is just an interesting test of the technology. They will need to be able to print around rebar at some point.

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Boffin

Re: I wonder if it would be simpler

You have to realize that bricks and breeze blocks were built around human capabilities. Is this the best way to introduce automated assembly? Only time and experience will tell

Congressional pressure mounts to pass $52b CHIPS Act

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Go

Re: Next generation semiconductors aren't the only thing that needs help

The US still has state of the art board manufacturing capabilities. It is just not at the price that they can get from Chinese board houses.

In the graveyard of good ideas, how does yours measure up to these?

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Childcatcher

Re: But....

Would that be the excrable Ladybug and Cat Voyeur? (Subjected to that when my daughter was preteen.)

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Facepalm

Level 3

Here in the US they are rolling out Level 3 on a national basis. Can't afford gasoline, buy an electric car. Can't afford food, eat lentils.

CEA sees future in waferscale quantum computing chips

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FAIL

Re: Endless quantum hype cycle

It appears to be a way to suck multi-million euro subsidies out of the CEA. No one has shown a way to grow carbon nanotubes where they want in a controlled manner.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Mushroom

Amiga

You get a Guru Meditation Number.

Lapsus$ extortionists dump Samsung data online, chaebol confirms security breach

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Mushroom

Bootloader

Hopefully info on how to unlock the bootloader is out there now so I can get the official Samsung malware off the device.

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