* Posts by Shonko Kid

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iPhone 3.0 beta reveals mixed blessing

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

This is how it works.

What's the beef here? You release a device, and make it so that it's reletively easy for 3rd party developers to add features to it, then you see what's popular and add it yourself at the next revision. Uh, why is it a surprise? I bet Apple even use the App Store purchase data to decide what to add next.

Is there something in the iStore T&C's that suggest Apple would never compete with anything a 3rd party developer submitted? It's not an unending income stream guys, you're not the music industry y'know. You have to develop something else, something new.

Ballmer hails Windows Mobile for Welfare™

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

Bloatware

Perhaps if their bloaty excuse didn't require such high end silicon to run (well, crawl) on, there'd be enough left in the build cost to have a fancy touch screen? Of course it could just be that they can't figure out how to make WinMo cope with multi touch.

M$ don't get smartphones, they certainly don't get low-end smartphones. Stick to conning people into buying more features they'll never use on their PCs Steve. While you still can.

Microsoft trades goodwill for TomTom Linux satisfaction

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

I'm reminded of those nature programmes...

Where the alpha male was old and injured, he would often look docile and on his last legs, but would occasionally lash out at anything it could reach, sensing that the end was near...

Hey Ballmer! Say hi to the dinosaurs for me, will ya?!

Blogger fights Psion's claim to 'netbook' name

Shonko Kid
Stop

The difference...

between this and the Dell case, is that Psion had product under the 'netbook' brand, for quite some time, whilst it was trademarked. And IIRC with trademarks you have to actively guard against their misuse, which is exactly what Psion are now doing. Mind you, their case would be strengthed if they had something in the market...

Prof: Save up fossil fuel reserves to fight the next ice age

Shonko Kid
Flame

Shurely...

If by then we were running on 'free energy', we would have enough to fill the atmosphere with greenhouse gasses by other means, without burning the black stuff?

Chuck another barrel on the barby Sheila!

Analyst predicts cut-price, updated 3G iPhone models

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

@Jerome

>lack of 3G in the cheaper model - it hardly costs anything to build in

AFAIK the licence cost of a 3G baseband is still fairly high. I'd be surprised if it wasn't one of the most expensive 'parts' in the phone. So it'll really come down to whether they (Apple and carriers) think they can still get away with a 2.5G data connection. If they're trying to boost revenue from the App store, then they need to get more handsets shipped, which, since they'll soon saturate their current demographic, means attacking different price points. And lowering the cost means reducing build cost.

O2 saunters into laptop market

Shonko Kid
Happy

Psion and on and on...

>"NetBook is, of course, a term owned by Psion who have recently managed to get Google to recognise the trademark ..."

Could it be that Potter & Co are planning a comeback tour?

Apple rethinks battery bondage

Shonko Kid
Joke

@AC Friday 6th Feb

>snowy tuesday

Crikey! the snow's so bad where you are it's stopped Wednesday, Thursday and Friday getting through!

Russian rides Phantom to OS immortality

Shonko Kid
Linux

Move along, nothing to see.

Nothing really new here as far as I can see. Many of the old PDA OSs of yore spent a lot of time ensuring that state was preserved, at the very least ensuring the system was consistent in case of a sudden loss of power.

These days the easiest way to achieve this sort of thing is just by using virtual memory, and using the swap file as your memory snapshot.

It'll be interesting to see how well it fares on power limited devices such as a mobile, as all that writing state to flash will kill battery and reduce the lifespan of the flash. I'd also be interested in seeing how well it copes with code that isn't expecting to 'run forever' and contains memory leaks, and other common bugs that don't surface for short lived exectution spans.

I'm sure he's thought of all this, of course! ;-)

>"... and it is difficult to surpass it [iPhone] technologically"

Indeed /:-|

Vladimir Putin bitchslaps Dell-boy

Shonko Kid
Black Helicopters

And in next week's news

Michael Dell and the strange case of Polonium poisoning.

Motorola swings axe again

Shonko Kid
Stop

What odds can I get for...

about a month or so before their save-the-ship Android handsets hit shelves they get distracted by something else shiny and change tack yet again. Like a kitten with a glitter ball.

Oz sex trade to spank parliamentary prudes

Shonko Kid
Coat

The Liberated Party...

had a similar agenda IIRC, They stood in the 2001 (?) general election for one of the Northampton boroughs, the press jumped on the fact that the candidate had appeared in a hardcore porn film (oooh, scary!). They're long gone now though, I don't even think they got their deposit (f'nar!) back.

BOFH: The paperless cafeteria

Shonko Kid
Coat

Neither is Steel.

Mine's the one with holes in time for pockets

Itchy City wants scratch-window cash

Shonko Kid
Pirate

Why even a custom App?

This isn't really any different from what is offered by Texperts et al, using an interface available to pretty much nearly 100% of handsets. At least it isn't any more expensive.

Microsoft ups search engine bribe

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

There is a Santa after all...

He hails from Redmond, and has a tendancy to abuse office furniture!

Makes robot Santa Claws from Futurama look cute 'n cuddly!

Apple prices iPhone at $666, says analyst

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

So...

The magical polo-neck has a sense of humour and history, very good. Still doesn't make me want one though.

Intel badmouths Jesus Phone

Shonko Kid
Flame

Wow!

Did iNTEL just blink first?

I smell sour grapes coming from Santa Clara. MHz ain't gonna save you now!

Sony Ericsson Xperia X1 Windows Mobile smartphone

Shonko Kid
Unhappy

Why SE? WHY?!?

This so could have been the phone to replace the seminal P910i, but Windows!?!? WTF were you thinking? Even S60 would've been better than that!

OLO promises Foleo-style iPhone-Air laptop combo

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

I don't get it...

Are scratch pads _really_ that expensive?!? I suppose you have to have some way of connecting the two devices, and wired would save power...

They could even do something snazzy with the screen, context sensitive scratch pad?

Ballmer on banking crisis: No one is safe

Shonko Kid
Linux

Frankly, I'm amazed...

that he didn't try and blame it on the tree-hugging Linux geeks. You know the line; "See, this is what happens if you run the back office on Linux...."

I wonder how much Bill and Steve have seen wiped off their fortunes?

Googlephone unworthy of Satan tag

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

Wow!

A new phone to the market that doesn't make the iPhone look like an antiquated polished turd! Pure win from Mountain View!

Help me out here El Reg, why would I want one exactly? I mean, I know the rumours said the first gPhone was going to be a turkey, but this is a real clucker!

Any news on the contract free price yet? surely once it hits the EU this will have to be an option.

PM Brown dusts off one interweb per child plan (again)

Shonko Kid
Unhappy

Got his priorities right!

These kids may not stand much of a chance of having a decent education, a job when they are finally kicked out of the educational system, healthcare, or even a warm house this winter, but at least they can surf the interweb for teh pr0n! Brilliant!! I'll certainly be voting nuLab in the future.

So shit scared of losing their gravy train next election, they're even starting to think like socialists! Nationalise the utilities?!? What are they thinking?!? How will they make up the shortfall in donations when their friends in the city are out of a cushy number!

First Android phone to retail for $199

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

I can't wait to see..

how they've reconciled 'Open' with Operator lock-in. My guess is it won't be as open as people are expecting.

Apple ARMs up iPhone

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

@Orlowski

Bit hipocritical posting a comment isn't it Andrew?

Anyway, back on topic, where were we, oh yes. ARM good. iPhone, not so good.

Makes sense they'd try and fab it themselves, they'll be desperate for any trickery that can give them more battery life, and not having to pay Samsung (who do a few nice touch phones now) is a bonus.

I wonder what they make of this over at iNTEL, the iPhone was surely their only route into the smartphone space with that not-so-low-power x86 effort, Atom.

@Vincent Rice

I think your '0' key is broken. The only thing iPhone will have 60 million of by the end of next year is blog postings saying how paradigm-shiftingly wonderful it is. :-/

Nokia pitches 'free music with old phone' offer

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

Nokia have missed a trick...

Surely if you're going te resell last year's old tosh at inflated prices, you need to stick a 3G label on it....

NASA spies liquid in Titanic lake

Shonko Kid
Black Helicopters

Oil!

I expect Titan to be 'democratised' by 2020...

Nokia pays 8 2* years' royalties in advance

Shonko Kid
Stop

@Tony Hoyle

S40 is not Symbian OS.

Shonko Kid
Linux

>€48m

Where have you got that figure from? It seems awfully low, it sounds more like the profit for the year, rather than royalty revenue.

Boffins prove the existence of jet-setters

Shonko Kid
Black Helicopters

Depends on the precision of the information

@Andy Bright

If the data is merely information about which cell a particular handset was attached to then this is less invasive. Sure, the TelCo will be able to match that to a billing address, but I'm guessing that this wasn't supplied, hence 'Anonymised'. Also, if it is just Cell information, then there wouldn't be enough precision to match that to a definite building, only an area.

You can then assume that the 'home address' is the Cell most frequented, perhaps at specific times (morning, evening) They could use there extra sample of 200 to verify that assumption, but 200 is a very poor sample size.

@Jaowon

Yes, you did. Technically at least. I'm sure some fascist regime will be along soon enough to punish you for trying to interract socially with a complete stranger, (and by your own admission) completely unsolicited!

@Big Al

I'm still not sure what the 'lessons' were? What exactly has this study contributed to the world? Apart from confirming the bleeding obvious - some people travel a lot, most people hang around in towns, and TelCos will sell anything if they think they can get away with it.

Ballmer eggs on Hungarian student

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

@Wow AC

>accusing Microsoft of being evil because they make a profit

It's not the fact the make a profit that makes them evil. That's only for banks and oil companies.

It's how they make a profit that is the point of this egg-hurling Hungarian's objection. A _usual_ tactic taken by M$ is to give a few million$ to some local government sponsored 'cause' and then, purely on merit you understand, win a governement IT contract for many more million$. Where, as I'm sure the eggy local would contest, goverment would be better off using 'free' alternatives, rather than subsidising Ballmer's office furniture habit.

Your final point, is of course, correct.

Inventor of first practical transistor dead at 91

Shonko Kid
Go

@Kenny Millar

The physics behind them were discoveries, but turning that physical effect into a practical and useful device is invention.

Yahoo? We don't need no stinkin' Yahoo!

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

Strange things are afoot at Micro$oft way

The fact that Gates is even thinking 'we can go it alone' shows they are having real concern over their future. Can it be that Gates and co have seen the writing on the wall?

Gates: " I wouldn't rule out some partnerships..."

M$ don't do partnerships, never have, never will. It's like saying sharks are team players.

My money's on the hacky-sack hippies coming out on top of this one. And against the big G, they're boned!

Men could have kids with chimpanzees - gov must act

Shonko Kid
Boffin

I give him 8.2...

on the crackpot scale.

Xbox 360 burns house down

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

At last!

With their shoddy products, M$ are finally able to put people in real danger. How we've longed for this day!

C'mon XBox users, get abusing those power bricks. A few more like this and we'll be able to class-action M$ into oblivion!

Price cut fails to push Xbox 360 past PS3 in UK

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

Floor space...

Sony's (and M$ have copied) games strategy is to flood the market with a wide range of titles, way more than is typically available on the Nintendo - except of course in Japan, which is a different story all together - this will be part of the reason why less space is devoted to Wii, there's just not the range of games. As a percentage, I think the Wii has more good games than PS3/XBox360, though the actual number may be much the same. I also think the churn caused by trade-ins has an effect, basically, I think Wii owners are likely to own fewer titles, and keep them longer, and so the shops stock to suit.

Theres another possible effect not mentioned, imports. The EU versions of the previous two Nintendos were fairly shitty compared to the US or Japanese versions, and the Wii suffered from being launched months later (nearly a year?). So perhaps there's a fair chunk of Wii owners with US consoles, who can't buy in shops, further reducing the customer base, and hence the need for floor space.

Now. If only Apple would make a console and put an end all this bickering of which is best.

iBox r00lz!!!eleven!!

Nintendo denies third-gen DS outing at E3

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

It's an iBoy...

30% shinier than DS Lite, but bigger and based on the original specs on the GB Colour. It'll be more expensive, and you'll be locked to paying Nintendo $30 a month whether you use it or not. It won't sell very well, but that won't stop a legion of blogshites proclaiming it as a revolution.

There. that ought to prevent any useful comments :-)

Nokia confirms 'iPhone killer' handset in pipeline

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

@Rolf

>supposedly "supported" MMS, email and web browsing.

Well, you must have picked the duffers. I've had working email on all my phones for the past 8 years, similar for Web, and MMS for the last 5. OK, so sometimes the configuration was a bit of a dark art, but that has certainly improved over the years. But it worked.

Most new phones come with the correct settings for most of the big operators. Getting the configuration right is trivial if you are targeting just one operator every couple of months. Trying to get it correct for 50, in 20 different countries, first time. That's a challenge.

>In all that entire time I sent precisely one MMS message, received two, visited one web site, and sent and received not a single email!

And? All previous phones were rubbish because you never used the features they had?

>(Not counting the half dozen or so times I visited my operator's home page trying to sell me games and ringtones I didn't want and lumbering me with data charges because I accidentally hit the one touch internet button they oh so helpfully insist on adding to the keypad)

So... Nokia sux because your operator is rubbish? Here's a hint; change operator. Better still, buy unsubsidised handsets that don't have any operator config added on. Better still, buy a handset that allows you to tailor the entire SW stack to suit your needs.

>And have you noticed that when the iPhone commercials are on TV, all they do is show you the device actually being used? The user interface really does speak for itself.

Hmm, that's because it's looks are it's only selling point. It's a shiny video iPod, that does some stuff phones have been doing for years. Meh.

>Handwriting recognition is even more of a joke. It's years since I last had a device with a stylus and that claimed to do handwriting. I've had a few of those in my time too, sounds like a great idea in theory but completely pointless in practice. If I used the device at all I usually lost the stylus, but that's ok 'cos it didn't work even when I had it.

Well, I found that the handwriting on the SEMC P series was pretty good, it took a while to learn the correct glyphs, but with a bit of practice soon became second nature. They used to say the same thing about Palm's handwriting.

As for handwriting being pointless, it was certainly much quicker and more comfortable to write emails with handwriting than with either T9, multi-tap, virtual keyboard, or those cramped little keyboards on the crackberries and clones. Of course, Jobs will be able to invent something revolutionary, perhaps a slide-out keyboard?

@Ted

ROFLMAO

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

Oh dear...

@"avoid the Tube becoming a Hole"

>I hope Nokia equip the Tube with a decent enough processor (600mhz plus)

Why should they sacrifice battery power or build costs because of bloaty code? Only OS providers from desktopland care about more MHz, using it as a crutch to support their poor software engineering practices.

@philip jeffery

>But you cannot deny that the Iphone is an evolutional leap from previous phones...

Care to elaborate? the iPhone does nothing substantially different or better than the 5 year old SEMC P800, which even had MMS and Handwriting!!!ZOMG!!!1! Nothing better, except perhaps making fanbois soil themselves.

>To keep customers purchasing new phones each year...[snip]

Wow. What a really profound insight you have on the industry, you must be a big player.

@Martin Usher

>Though I can't figure out why they'd want to use Symbian when they already have a great Linux based platform with the N800/N810

Two words. Real Time. Don't get me wrong, I love the Maemo devices, and you're right, when coupled with a nice, small, elegant 3G handset (you got that Steve?) they're great. But the platform isn't upto the job of running a handset. Yet.

@Chad H.

>I could have sworn nokia once called touch a gimmick.

I think they said the same thing about clamshells ;-)

@jai

>so would i be wrong in expect all those same people to level the same criticism at the Nokia Tube?

You could expect them to criticise it, but then Nokia do dozens of form factors, so if you wanted Tube + keyboard, chances are you could just get that model instead. Completely different proposition to Apple's 'Model T' design philosophy. When Apple have a range of iPhones in different form factors, then Nokia might just begin to worry.

@AC "iPhone killer"

>Apple spent the time and money to come up with a beautiful design, slick UI and a pretty decent handset on their first go. That took a lot of guts if you ask me.

Not really. it was something they had to do, and had to do very well first time. Mobile phones are eating into the iPod market, it was a simple case of adapt or die. No guts required.

What should have Apple worried about this, is that this will appeal to the iPhone market, yet will come at a much better deal for the consumer (it'll be free with an 18month contract within 6 months of launch, if the N95 is anything to go by). Jobs better have something much more than bringing the iPhone up to 3G spec up his sleeve, if he wants to meet those targets.

Three questions for the Jesus SDK

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

@Asam Bashir

>are you really likely to take a call and maintain an IM session at the same time?

Well, I don't think I can remember ever having a phone that couldn't receive an SMS whilst I was on a call - although that capability is built right into the standard. Why should IM be any different to the user? Granted it's not quite as trivial at the baseband, but the user experience should be seamless.

>Why can't AOL be more creative and do to IM what Apple did to SMS

I must have missed something, what exactly did Apple do to SMS? ISTR that a recent update actually brought it in line with what every other handset does (multiple recipients). Perhaps that's what you mean by "with Apple you add functionality.", functionality that should've been there on day 1!

>There are many ways to develop some kind of hybrid IM application that quits during a call but maintains online status on the IM.

Apps that communicate with each other - out.

Two apps at once - out.

Apps that run in the background - out.

Now, I'm not the technical god that Jobs obviously is (:-/), I can't see how you could do as you suggest.

>Has anyone else ever made a phone that is stable on day 1 without having to wait for a firmware update?

Plenty. One of my first handsets was a Phillips Genie DB, it was rock solid, flashy UI, and could even send SMSs to more than one person at a time! and I never had to update it's firmware.

32nd Carry On film is go

Shonko Kid
Happy

'Ere, what a lovely pear!

I'm not convinced it's possible to make Carry On films anymore. The humour relies so much on cheeky silliness that just doesn't exist anymore. Columbus failed because they tried to make it contemporary, and I bet that's where this will end up (if the apparent poor casting doesn't do for it). Let's hope that the people making this have watched the previous films, and understand what made them funny and popular.

> i don't know why they ever stopped

The world moved on, and everyone died.

Well, once a week should be enough for any man!

BBC calls DRM cops on iPlayer download party

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

Oh dear.

If they don't want to explain how they've fixed it, then it likely means they haven't fixed it in any meaningful way. Expect this story to come around again in a week or so.

Let's face it, if the DRM-free content is available at all to iPhone disciples, then it should be fairly easy for the l33t crowd to figure it out. Probably only needs a packet sniffer and a small amount of clue.

Snap Sun decision launches Java at iPhone

Shonko Kid
Coat

@Billy

Hate to be pickier, but just because the machine the Java Compiler targets doesn't physically exist, doesnt change the fact that it is a compiled language.

If I use gcc to compile some code, and target an ARM processor say, then I can use something like QEMU to run that executable on some other architecture, x86 say. In doing this I haven't changed the fact that the source was compiled, and this is exactly what happens to Java code.

I have some doubts about Java being the most popular compiled language though, but I guess it depends on how you define 'popular'. Most often run? unlikely, as every Java program needs a VM to run it, and those are not usually written in Java! Most widely programmed? perhaps, but that's only because of all the colleges failing to teach tomorrows bank clerks something worthwhile.

Mine's the flame retardant one with 'World Fortran Conference '78' on the back!

Apple sued over iPhone caller ID

Shonko Kid
Jobs Horns

But didn't Steve invent Caller ID?

>"circuitry that detects the origin telephone number of an incoming telephone call"

In Steve's defence, this just isn't how it works in the digital age. The handset doesn't have to detect the number at all, it get's the information from the cell as part of the call initiation protocol.

So, it may be that this guy did have something novel, if he'd figured out a way of 'detecting' the number. Otherwise this is trivial stuff.

As for the likes of Moto, Nokia and Samsung licensing this, it's likely such licensing predates the 'all digital' world, and they probably just pay him off rather than risk a PR frenzy in court.

Nokia grabs 40% of phone market for first time

Shonko Kid
Gates Horns

>the mountain the Mac maker has to climb to start matching its competitors' sales

Surely even the most delusional of Jobs' fanboys (Jobbies?!?) can't honestly believe Apple will ever have a market share to match the likes of even Samsung or LG. They're a one model shop, where the market is filled with dozens of niches and price points, a market the likes of Nokia have succeeded in playing very well.

Still, they've shifted more than I had expected, which is just as well really, since it seems that small, mp3-playing, handsets are beginning to eat into the iPod market.

AT&T to crush copyrighted network packets

Shonko Kid
Black Helicopters

Hate to be AT&T right now...

If this is what they're trying to ply. Real bottom of the barrel stuff here.

Utterly unworkable, as many have already noted. Technically unfeasible, you would need a monitoring point at each access node on the internet - and unless such was made law, then the market would see off any ISP that tried to pull off such a stunt. It relies on the end user being oblivious to such actions taking place, otherwise they will seek to easily circumvent (see above).

Where (in the network model) do the plan on even implementing this - have a copyright bit on IP traffic? It would be trivial to get one of those nice little linux based routers and make it mask that off! At the application level - essentially force/encourage users to use crippleware? Good luck with that!

And as for that Narus article on it-must-be-true-because-it's-on Wikipedia, the whole thing reads like it was written by some conspiracy nut whose had too much caffeine..

Yes, AT&T must be in a very bad place right now, if this is there plan for the future.

Let me now when the black 'copters arrive, I'll be listening to warez on KaZaa...

16,000 namesakes cry foul over US terror watch list

Shonko Kid
Black Helicopters

Why doesn't everyone...

change their names to Osama Bin Laden, by deed poll, then book a nice trip to DC....

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