* Posts by Frumious Bandersnatch

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Royal Society says goodbye to creationism row vicar

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Boffin

creationism *does* have a scientific basis

... it's called "addition". As in, find any "begats" in the story, then add up all the ages of the begettor at the time they supposedly begat the begattee. Unfortunately, that's as "scientific" as it gets.

If creationists are serious about debate, I'd like to pose some questions, for instance:

a) how many of the begettors were under-age at the time they begat?

b) why did God feel it was necessary to speed up radioactive decay in the first ~7,000 years or so, while making all our experiments since Curie's time show that the rate of radioactive decay follows a fixed logarithmic equation? Is He trying to fuck with scientists specifically?

c) the light we see from stars are "past images" due to the time it takes their light to reach us. Why does that show that many stars are older than 7,000 years (even allowing for measurement error of up to one light-week)?

d) (anticipating the answer to (c) to be something about Genesis being metaphorical) how can we be sure when *any* day, week or a year in the Bible is meant to be interpreted as being a metaphorical day, week or year, or one in keeping with our current time-keeping devices? Isn't it equally possible that, say, Moses lived to be maybe a million or so of our current years?

e) on triangulation of sources for the ages of each person mentioned in the creationist timeline, is there any other authority for age of begetting besides God speaking through the Good Books? Eye-witnesses? Government ID records? Mentions in contemporary biographies? Anything? Anything?

Berners-Lee backs web truthiness labelling scheme

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Joke

@Luther Blisset, nature of truth

I've given your suggestion years of thought, and I've come up with more or less the same conclusion as you... no absolute truth is possible (notwithstanding purely abstract mathematical truths which are, by necessity confined to the abstract realm in which they're formulated), but that shouldn't stop us having conceptions of truth. Like you, I think we should have more than a black/white idea of truth. After thinking on it for some time, I finally came to the conclusion that there are really only 5 valid conceptions of truth, namely:

1. existential (unitary/"there exists"/"a-priori")

2. dualistic (TRUE|FALSE)

3. quantised ternary (TRUE|FALSE|UNDECIDED or TRUE|FALSE|UNKNOWN or TRUE|FALSE|MAYBE)

4. spectral ternary (TRUE|FALSE|SOMEWHAT_TRUE, ie "fuzzy" truth variables)

5. quaternary (BOTH_TRUE_AND_FALSE|NEITHER_TRUE_NOR_FALSE|ONLY_TRUE|ONLY_FALSE, ie "relativistic" truth)

I have wondered whether there might be some more inclusive model which could encapsulate as many of the above as possible into one over-arching theory, but I'm sure that no such theory is possible since it would fall at the first Gödelian hurdle. Still, and somewhat germanely to the topic of the article, I decided I'd set up a blog to document some ideas along those lines. It's at project343.blogspot.com, if anyone's interested. It is, to borrow from AManFromMars's comment above, a Cult Of One. Stick that in your pipe, Mr. Berners-Lee...

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never gonna work

I'll give a f'rinstance... the whole MMR/autism scare. That wasn't propagated by the Internet, but by over-eager hacks looking for a salacious story. If Mr Berners-Lee can convince the newspapers to infect their articles with a "truthiness" rating first, then he will have my complete support in extending it to embrace the intarweb.

Gemalto glues DVD onto a SIM

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a better idea

PC magazine producers (the ones with disks on the front covers) could take note of the green wave and replace their read-only media with re-writeable media. Granted, margins are no doubt tight in most print publications, so for this idea to be a goer we'd either have to have differential taxing on the blank media (tax the WORMs more than the re-usable media) or the mag would have to parlay the green goodwill into a premium for advertisers and/or readers to pay. To encourage readers to actually erase the discs, I imagine a piece of software to copy the CD to disk and manage the library from there could be included so users know it's safe to nuke old CDs and re-use them. This library management system could also take care to only archive one copy of repeatedly-occurring content to cut down on disk space. The system might need some safeguards to prevent someone modifying the disk before it reaches the user, but a simple system that asks the internet for an MD5/SHA checksum of a random sampling of disk areas along with a full-disk/package-by-package check would probably suffice.

Oh, and the differential taxing mightn't be a bad idea to kill all those "free" CDs that advertisers slip between the covers, which invariably end up being tossed without ever seeing the inside of a CD drive. (*cough* AOL *cough*)

Tux, because you can have this idea for free.

Robot airliner anti-missile escorts proposed

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Black Helicopters

prior art

R-Type (IIRC) and similar shooters (the ones with power-ups that give escorts that fly in formation around your ship) surely constitute prior art? If not, I predict a hasty rush to install MAME on all defence contractors' patent lawyers' LANs. Send off every Zig!

US wireless pioneer to carriers: Don't be European

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seems to be advocating

a return to the BBS system of content provision. Or Ceefax, Minitel, et. al. He was right to draw comparison with DoCoMo in order to bolster his position, but American customers are not the same beasts as Japanese customers. Anyway, a more telling comparison would be with the de-regulated telecoms environments in the Scandinavian countries. These countries didn't get to be powerhouses in the telecoms sector by building walled gardens, but by letting the networks flourish. Yes, it's led to "commodification", but Mr. Stanton is playing Canute if he thinks he can stem that particular tide.

Yes, there was a viable liquid bomb plot

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excellent article

As I checked the by-line, I seemed to remember that Mr. Page had written before that he'd been involved with bomb disposal. So I was expecting a well-reasoned, no-nonsense article. Mr Page, you delivered in spades. Well done. Now what about the accusations that often fly around on the comments page about El Reg being a "tabloid"-style publication? Not in evidence here, certainly..

Academic wants to 'free up' English spelling

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Flame

poppycock

Spelling has nothing to do with literacy problems. English's quaint spelling is only really a problem for non-native speakers trying to learn the language. Kids are equipped to acquire language skills, and if they're not learning it's surely the fault of the educational system. I'm glad to see that the majority of Reg readers see this proposal as the steaming pile of manure that it is (metaphorically speaking, obviously).

Lockheed demos AI-based roboforce command tech

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Linux

thinking two steps ahead

The next logical step would be to take the humans out of warfare and have the bots slug it out amongst themselves (a throwback to the medieval champion v champion system?).

The one after that is to save the cost of the physical units and have the AI's battle it out in a virtual arena.

One can dream ...

McKinnon a 'scapegoat for Pentagon insecurity'

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Black Helicopters

"securing extra funding"

But for what? The logical answer is to close the holes that McKinnon exposed. Here's an idea: screw extra funding and force sysadmins and beancounters in charge of affected systems to follow the bare minimum security standards that they are no doubt already mandated to follow. In other words, send word down the line that leaving default passwords on 'net-connected systems is not acceptable practice. If they start whingeing about extra funding, just tell them to suck it up and get the job done. End of story. If the custodians still don't get their acts together, send in the Tiger Teams. Or leave it to the crackers (of whatever hat colo(u)r) to give them some basic schooling in password management. Let the beancounters learn that while the second option appears to cost nothing, it's actually more costly in the long run.

Of course, the logical answer is probably not what is happening here. As the article suggests, any extra funding would not go towards plugging basic holes in the system, but rather some flag-draped, gee-whiz, bells-n-whistles "initiative" whose primary goal will be to convince the general public that the administration is tough on cybercrime, while in reality having nothing going on behind the curtain.

<--- because my ride's here

Psychologist invents new uber-wiki

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Linux

claiming ownership of words

I think he should have called it "mememoire" by analogy to "armoire"... but then that probably nixes the "personal ownership" idea that "mememoir" suggests. Tux, cos he can have this idea for free.

Password pants-off at Lloyds Bank

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Joke

goons

Goon A: "I'd like X pounds, please"

Goon B: "why do you want X pounds?"

Goon A: "for expenses!"

McCain: Keep Shuttle flying, don't trust Russia

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Black Helicopters

mutual assured destruction

When Russia threatened to nuke Poland recently, I thought "Thank God. Maybe this will inject a little sanity into world politics." Why? Because (a) nobody wants to end up blowing up the Earth, (b) MAD is something that anyone can understand, and it's based on good science and (c) anyone can understand game theory enough to realise that the best solution is to disarm all nukes. Compare the MAD world to the one in which we currently live with nebulous, namby-pamby threats from shadowy "terrrists" attacking "our freedoms". I'll take MAD and the rational debate that it engenders (nay, demands) any day over, say, the like of argument that says it's ok to torture someone into confessing to a hare-brained plot to commit a terrorist attack because it might save a couple of hundred lives.

So, to get back on topic, the US has the highest military spending of any country in the world. If they fear a PR disaster that ceding the ISS might pose then they have more than enough military spending that could be cut in order to support NASA to do what's needed. If they deem the ISS to be of any value to them, of course. Personally, I think there are better things they could spend the money on (social support systems, rather than space ambition support systems), but if the upshot is that they have to make cutbacks to military spending, then I'm all for it.

Anonymous? Why the hell for?

Microsoft dishes dirt on IE8 'pr0n mode'

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Stop

"sites that might check their browsing history"

You mean that (a) sites can do this, and (b) the browser happily obliges?

Good grief!

Reader comments bigger legal risk than forums

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Paris Hilton

how long before ...

el Reg has to add a "choose a disclaimer" box below the icon selection box?

This post is illogical, ill-thought out and not representative of valid opinion anywhere.

Actors paid to queue for Poland's iPhone launch

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Coat

arms race

I hope that Era also gets in on the act, so to speak. In fact, speaking of acting, I wonder do the actors get a script or do they just ad-lib? Do mimes get a look-in? Also, @Sampler, I suppose the actors could be told to discreetly allow genuine customers behind them in the queue to pass them if they're tsk'ing (or however you spell it in Polish). Is there a Polish Moonwalkers' Guild?

Jeery Jerry loves Vista, y'know

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Unhappy

why should I run Vista?

Jerry: "I got nothing"

COBOL thwarts California's Governator

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Joke

op-oinionated

truly transcendent that... loved the pic of an obviously worried governator..

ADD ONE TO TWO GIVING THREE

Agency sues to stop Defcon speakers from revealing gaping holes

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Happy

Streisand effect

'nuf said

Amazon launches self-cloning experiment

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IT Angle

amazon urls?

Didn't all amazon URLs used to include "obidos"? No more, as far as I can see. Did they go the way of the dodo perhaps?

Bebo users to summon superhuman alien pop-fancier invasion

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Alien

wrong film plot

They should get all those bebo heads and sign them up for a cocoon-style "holiday"...

(pool's not closed)

Motorola splits business into three parts

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Pirate

@ian

I like the cut of your jib!

NASA's robotic moon-dirt grubbing contest is go

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Coat

in other news, seti...

is digging deep into amanfrommars...

Focus plus excitement: Michael Dell talks turnarounds

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Boffin

@amanfrommars

With you and 5 of 9 on that one...

Brits terrified of online fraud, but want magic cars, says BT

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Coat

Zombie Rod Hull on a Stick!

and I didn't een know he was dead...

Screwgle™ - Google's new ad revenue model

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Linux

cuil

bah... no hits for "eie 10", and it hangs on just 3 results and an ad when I remoe the quotes. Bogus.

Celebrity publicist develops mathematical 'fame formula'

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IT Angle

infamy, infamy ...

I prefer the Register's formula. It's a better fit with my epectations.

Sun may or may not be about to obliterate Oracle and Microsoft

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Pirate

bi-curious threading model

I used to think threads were hard until I discoered the aboe in a Stroustrop article. The basic idea is to embed elementary lock awareness into each of the threads, hae it run in a superisor-client process pair, and a bit of IPC to make each thread aware of locks being taken which interrupt its game-plan. The two processes then get switched into 1-on-1 mode where they play a game of naughts and crosses to break the deadlock. If that fails, they can escalate up to defcon and beyond-defcon leels, although since the BD leels take place in a post-Strangeloe-ian idiom, you often end up back where you started, with the obious difference that instead of worrying about how threads interlock, you're now left puzzling how hydras can be folded flat on the table.

Pirate, t'fuck

US nuke missile crew falls asleep on the job

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Joke

@amanfrommars

I think I understood that one! "Hazing JFK boy" ... got your .308?

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Paris Hilton

tick, tick, ...

1,7,13,19,37,61,91,...

(I lied about the pyramids)

Virgin Galactic to unveil tool to fling rich people into space

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Joke

70% complete

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/original/967381431-00.gif

Apple seeks iPhone reverse engineering expert

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Coat

catch 22, apocalypse cloack

of course, I could just be left-handed...

Yahoo! shoots DRM servers, swallows keys to tunes

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Go

giving yahoo's music offering a name

advance fee fraud... 419

Google releases serialization scheme

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bad language aside

The article (and Google's new meme) is making a mountain out of absolutely nothing. We all know xml sucks for serialisation. YAML is much nicer than ASN.1 or CSV. Lets have first-order objects instead of simple name, value pairs, please!

Getty dips into Flickr to beef up photo stock

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Joke

it's a tarp!

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Tarp.gif

Google and the End of Science

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excellent article

I haven't read the whole thing yet, but it's the best article I've read to date on the issue. A couple of points I'd like to add:

* good description of causation, but no mention of correlation

* there's a difference between being valid and being verified. A tautology is valid in logic, but it is not in any sense verified. A tautology is essentially meaningless.

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Stop

metaphysics is dead?

I don't think so...

http://project343.blogspot.com

Jacqui Smith kick-starts yoof ID debate site, site kick stops

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of yoof and age

Huw Gently here. The last line really had me chuffed:

> Perhaps she should try to kick more gently.

But that aside, isn't this whole thing of the elders trying to shove their morals and worldviews down the yoofs throats a bit old itself? Is Jacqui a Jesuit by any chance? Smacks of the "get em while they're young" approach.

Cheers,

Huw

BOFH: The admin gene

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Boffin

same here

problems disappear like magic

Transatlantic data sharing talks stumble over access to justice

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Joke

I see a crack

"cardboard bo? you were lucky!"

The Moderatrix will see you now

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IT Angle

it angle and 42?

does anyone hae a keener approimation than this inoling 42?

http://picasaweb.google.com/declan.malone/UntitledAlbum/photo#5218975992271493474

Security militia sought to brutalize ransomware virus

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brute-forcing the key is not the solution

Go after the key-holder

Jihadis: We turned hacked killbots against US troops

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Black Helicopters

generation wut?

This article, filed under Dewey Decimal 343: Military Stroke Law

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/military_law/1227842.html

denies The Register's stance that Popular Mechanics is a "publication offering tasty mechanically recovered news-like media product. " And probably makes it unlikely that they've "handed a stunning propaganda coup to jihadi terrorism."

The Moderatrix: Exclusive boudoir snap

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Happy

Re: Ooo!

> > The opinionated hoi polloi

> Ow Ow. hoi polloi already means 'the multitude', so the first The is redundant.

> Go on, one more time...

Hoi opinionated polloi?

Activist coders aim to deafen Phorm with white noise

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Joke

a source of white noise

maybe they should hook up an atomic vector plotter to a nice source of brownian motion like, say, amanfrommars's noggin. If they can peel off the tin-foil hat, that is.

ObRule34: Camel Case + Port Manteau = CamelTeau

Isabella Rossellini romps with praying mantis

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Coat

good old

rule 34...

Police go slow with encryption key terror powers

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shared secrets

what if I use a secret sharing scheme to encrypt my laptop drive, and split the key between myself and my mate? Both of us have to be present to access my files, so can my mate be forced to provide the missing key info if the gubmint finds out I've been using the laptop for nefarious purposes?

Congo lynch mobs attack penis-snatching sorcerers

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Coat

Warning: don't fall for this

http://www.imagepoop.com/image/1037/The-CIA-Is-Trying-to-Steal-My-Penis.html

Scunthorpe ho!

Prime yourself for security on the web

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aghh ... misleading title blues

I read all the way through only to find no mention at all of prime numbers. I feel cheated, mostly because of the length of the article. It wasn't so long as to scream TL;DR, nor too short to rue the time lost. And now here I am writing a complaining post. Tsk. Misery compounding misery!

ObPrimeCheck: 498181,547819,604547

Bond - Fleming expo opens at Imperial War Museum

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Gently, Huw Gently

At your collective service messieurs..