Posts by Simon Heffer

Reg reader offered £999,998 train ticket from Cambridge to Horley

More Amaz'n prices!

Amazon wishlist button added artwork for Clear Air Turbulence from myshopify.com at £21,000,400.00

I love Chris Foss' work but I'm not stumping up that much.

SUSE Linux owner Attachmate gobbled by Micro Focus for $2.3bn

Re: Can't wait to see COBOL syntax highlighting in KDE's Kate text editor

Hopefully you actually said 'splitter' rather than 'splinter' - no wonder he was confused.

Forget solar panels, it's time for rooftop slime-tanks

Where is the CO2?

Is it all at ground level? Otherwise these tree are going to miss some!

Boffins build basis for 9TB DVDs

The BBC

are reporting this story as 1.6 terabytes (or are there two Aussie scientists doing 5D recording?).

Darth Vader tops movie misquote poll

Rats

Don't forget - "You dirty rat" James Cagney, from "Taxi!".

Tragic Twitterers tweet goodbye to family life

No it's Rob Brydon

Not Rory Cellan Jones. Is this some mix up by the author or a spoof I haven't got yet?

'I'll be back' is most-quoted movie line

I saw this article and thought

I've got a bad feeling about this.