Posts by Peter Richard

Palm slams Apple, hoodwinks iTunes

Theft of Services

I made a copy of your key said Palm, now I can enter your home anytime I want. However, I'm not a thief, I leave coins on the counter for everything I take., the only things I am borrowing is your time, reputation and fame.

iPod Touch torches tyke's trousers

Maybe the kid made himself an ass

Maybe the kid made himself an ass by putting a relatively delicate electonic device in his ass pocket. So embrassed by such a moronic act and now needing a playem, he needs money from somewhere,

Microsoft Songsmith ad trumps Seinfeld shocker

PowerPoint For Music

This is like PowerPoint for the Musically Deficient. Up to now, we had to nap trough PP presentation in self-defense. Now we will have to stick knitting needles in our eardrums to escape the agony of all our musically inclined f*iends.

Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court

Ginger nut me not!

Ginger is nay a nut. Really it is a root and this is even better as an euphemism, as it is implied that it is not a scrotal blemish, but a mark of the root.

3,400 votes vanish from Florida election

Voter's revenge

Should throw out the entire count and and make it mandatory that when votes disappear, the winner is to be determined by a fight in a mud filled pit with a minimum of two alligators per contestant as personal attendants.Such brawls will either fixed the missing ballots problem or enhance it if no one likes the candidates.

Chinese boffins crack invisible-shed window problem

Hide the collection

A great idea to hide my porn collection in the shed, now where did I put the cloaked porn?

Microsoft starts stoking hype for Windows 7

LZ 129

It's named Windows 7, so that they can deep 6 the previous version, when it comes out. Of course by the time it does comes out, they have stuffed it to the size of a Zeppelin with lock-in protocols for cloud computing and cloud sailing.

Sociologists: Studying engineering turns you into a terrorist

effect as cause?

Maybe they were already jihadist and decidet that engineering was the more useful course of study than sociology. They want to be effective bombardiers (engineering) not bombastic missionaries (sociology).

Hannah Montana fails to defy laws of physics

Kiddie Korn

What can you expect from kiddie korn acts. They somehow have to keep things popping or else the audience will realize how tasteless it all is. This is the worst stage presentation I've seen, the production values are simply not there, otherwise they might have produced an intermediary set piece for the Montana-Miley transition.

Wii grasses up cheating wife

Wii! I am now a Mii!

It's interesting that things changed from the first person plural "Wii" to first person singular "Mii" so quickly

New York State takes on the DOJ over e-voting

Republicans stealing votes

This is just Republicans trying to enable vote-stealing.

BlackBerry boss blows raspberries at iPhone

Real Keyboard

Funny the Blackberry has no valid claim to having a "real" keyboard. So the whole argument presented by Mr Blackberry is fatuous.